>implying anything with Statham in it isn’t Shakespearean
Statham’s entire career is second only to Ong Bak 2: Exploding Thai Fighter
I died
then I woke up again…first thing I saw was this post, and I fell over, and died again
youtube that shit…if its not on the front page within a month, I have lost faith in SRK, and to a lesser extent, humanity
lol im more pissed off that the martial arts looks sub par. ive seen broke niggas on the web doin cooler stunts.
Im still not drunk enough
what do u do after u kill 5 tallboys, then go to a bar and polish off two pitchers while obviously staring at some dudes girlfriends ass, then come home with ravioli???
inb4 12 steps
edit: oh yeah i call my dealer
edit #2: oh yeah he is upstairs
I love it when cute coworkers have nice asses.
anyone here own a “smart watch”?
thinking about getting one of these even though my phone can do most of the stuff anyway…
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16875975180&nm_mc=EMC-IGNEFL081712&cm_mmc=EMC-IGNEFL081712--EMC-081712-Index--BluetoothCellPhoneAccessories-_-75975180-L015B
Pfft as if. Steel Reserve, you slut. You can’t taste anything at this point, you might as well.
yeah but u get hype when its dude ass
I have no access to booze right now ben, unless i wanna pay 60 bucks for a bottle of whiskey or a two-four. Fucking stupid ass province and their gay japanese booze monopoly
Is anybody here old enough to have been in grade school when they banned calculator watches. That shit made adding so simple
Your av makes you look like you’re up to some SHIT. Like you’re planning 12 rapes while enjoying that beverage
You guys are all pussies, I didn’t cover anything.
I wadn’t scurred.
That’s because he is man. You don’t even know.
It wasn’t scared so much as inconvenienced…knockin’ bitches over from 10 paces with my dong
Anyone who eats these should kill themselves.
Why don’t we just combine football and basketball into one sport while destroying the integrity of both for a cheap gimmick?
Because it’s fucking retarded, that’s why.
Is this supposed to make we want to buy something? Because if anything it makes me want a DS even less.
Penelope Cruz now sucks.
Why.
I didn’t know MLG had a bakery on site…
Mountain Dew and Doritos? That’s nasty.
Use Fritos instead and I’ll eat it.
Not only this, but 100 coins equals an extra life, it’s equivalent exchange. FMA all up in this motherfucker.
Seems legit.
It is so fucking funny to me that was used as a legit scare tactic back then. Shit is wild.
Some business teacher still did that when I was either a Jr or Senior, and everyone was like…what.
Bloodsport.
Fuck you.
BLOODSPORT
Sounds like some shit I would pull.
Um…you might?
Soviet is a confirmed[S] 2 beer 5[/S] tall boy queer.
Is it just me noticing how thread this fast moves, or is it legitimately on fire tonight?
Shaft is the agent of lies, he fooled your weak mind Havachu.
Watches… I’m realizing again (after the mention of them on this page) that watches are basically pointless now. The only reason anyone would wear one is for the sake of “style”. In terms of the actual use of that invention… there’s other devices now that display the time and do many other things. It takes about the same amount of time and effort to glance down at the screen of a phone/mp3 player/etc. as it does to glance down at the screen of your watch.
Sheeeit, now I’m remembering those game-watches. One of my cousins had the Pacman watch way back in the day… I had the generic “Plane & Tank Battle”, followed by a Q*bert watch, then I upgraded to the Legend of Zelda watch in 6th grade… heh, I also had “Kaltor”. That was a Transformer who was a Calculator/Watch. I don’t remember seeing Kaltor appear on the tv show. Looking back thru my gamewatches history… yeah, I’d say Plane & Tank Battle was actually the most entertaining… it was all about getting your tank across the bridge while the enemy planes kept trying to kill you with bombs.
*Socks… such a borderline useless part of one’s wardrobe… it would be silly to spend a lot of money on socks, but I’m sure there are those out there that do just that. No one even sees what kind of socks you have on most of the time, at least in ordinary, day-to-day public situations. If they match, or are at least close to matching (or you’re not doing something terrible and noticeably ugly like wearing regular white socks with black slacks and black shoes in a formal/professional setting)… that’s good enough, imo.
…and I was just talking about how “LSD trip” the whole Super Mario universe is…IN A WORLD where you’re… a fat little Italian plumber that has to rescue a princess that was kidnapped by a large turtle/dragon creature that commands an army of turtles and walking mushrooms that have mean facial expressions…some of the turtles can stand on their hind legs, wear helmets and toss an endless amount of hammers at you…and there’s one nerd turtle in particular that floats around in a cloud…that bastard likes to toss spiked eggs at you…later on he tries to trick you with fishing line that has an extra-life granting mushroom on it as bait… this is a world with floating blocks in the sky, some of which produce colorful stars and flowers that change colors and grant the ability to throw fireballs…or a mushroom that doubles your height. There’s dangerous plants that live in the tubes that look like Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors…later on in the series you can dress up like a raccoon and gain the ability to fly… how wild is that shit, man? A fat little Italian dude that flies thru the air in a raccoon suit…but he can also change into an invincible statue of himself for 2 seconds. What kind of stuff was Miyamoto smoking when he came up with this awesome shit?
Then…there’s the issue of Bowser’s Koopa Kids… but what’s up with that? Where’s the mom? If he’s “uncle”, as I think was stated in the cartoons… where are the parents?
http://news.yahoo.com/rare-discovery-hook-legged-spider-found-oregon-cave-211926504.html
Sweet dreams, everyone.