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cheh, I’m way late on this, but the May 2012 “Body” issue of Allure magazine…holy SHIT. Maria Fuckin Menounos’ fine ass laying on a bed across pages 230 and 231. MORENA BACCARIN (currently in the Magnificent 5™!!! :wow: ) standing naked on the following page…this is followed up by Leslie Bibb (hot blonde that I still remember as one of the main girls in Popular back when CW was still called “the WB”) standing naked on page 233, actually showing her ass…followed by TARAJI HENSON laying naked on a bed, with her ass visible in the background reflection…then there’s Debra Messing laying down across pages 236 and 237… Deb appears to have gained a little more booty-meat since the last time I saw her… unbelievable… FANNNNNTASTIC. Allure’s annual “Body Issue” gives me way more hot shit in 1 issue than a few years of anything Playboy typically puts out there. I just wish it were video instead of pictures. Video beats pictures all the time.

Oh yeah… there will be a lot of quality time spent with these pictures later tonight.

*quick Skinfo reminder-- Morena B. can also be seen naked in that show Homeland… season 1, episode 3 to be exact.

While I would technically be arguing semantics, you’re still fucking wrong. The whole point of having lives is that it limits the number of times you can make use of the checkpoints inside of stages. Save points happen outside and keep track of progress. If the game was saving checkpoints too then there would be no reason for lives. But because normally check points are erased once you lose all your lives or beat the stages, then they still give a semblance of worth to having lives.

NSMB is so piss easy that if you don’t have double digit lives at all times you have no hands and are playing the game with your ass, blind folded, in another room of the house than the TV is in.

But that is just my opinion, man, so Radiant and Cyntalan need not apply. I know you dudes like games. Let me hate them.

A checkpoint is a way to keep track of progress. Doesn’t matter what the progress is. The fact that one is saved while another is not does not make one not a checkpoint. If you really want to get into the semantics, the general idea of a save point is a specific point you can plop down on and save at any time. The fact that you have to beat a stage to be given the option to save your progress means you can’t save at any given time, which is the idea behind a save point.

Play the Wii one 4 player. Good luck keeping lives.

Why complain about it then? NSMB is an all ages title, I’m sure the lives and MP aspect are forgiving things for children.

… :shake: WHY SO SERIOUS?

-Starhammer-

I see what you did there.

I thought it had been established by SMB3 that coins were the Mushroom Kingdom’s source of currency.

They can’t be valuable because noone ever tries to steal them. I’m pretty sure their currency is princesses.

Actually, they do make those. You can go buy a lab kit at most college bookstores for $10-15 that have some basic medical supplies in them, along with a disposable scalpel. I keep it in my medkit.

Mushroom Kingdom lacks ethnics, only ones are the Goombas really and they are dumbass slaves to an incompetent turtle man.

Not disputing if they make them. Just saying it’s funny that someone would want to cut their child’s face with an object whose name has an adjective insinuating the need to ditch the evidence in case something goes wrong.

Damn, the scalpel is disposable, means we can’t trace it.

But they are keeping track of different things in different ways. That’s like saying liters and meters are the same thing.

Well it’s only main population are Toads. If you go out further you get all those weird-ass looking people from Mario Sunshine.

Oh yeah the weird ass Hawaiian looking people, forgot about them. They seem to give little shits about currency though.

I think this is gonna be my wakeup alarm for the next few…weeks

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also, math whiz’s GOOOOO!!!

coins in SMB world is nothing but another way that they control the little people. As long as there are a few shiny things in a brick or hanging in the air, nobody notices that there is a potato with feet trying to kill them. What are you gonna buy huh? have you EVER seen a damn store in Mario world? Castles, flying boats, flying turtles, Ghosts, Gay-looking dragons, worse looking fish, some freak in a cloud with a fishing pole? All there, check. A store? Nope. I haven’t even seen a damn lemonade stand in the 20 + years that I’ve been a part of the world of the mario brothers. The ONLY thing those coins get you is a free man, and you don’t even have to purchase that…It just happens. Still, as long as there is gold in the sky, nobody pays attention the fact that the princess is getting gang-banged by whichever koopa kidnaps her on the new game. It’s a bunch of fool’s gold gents. You’ve been warned…

-Starhammer-

What’ll really fuck with your heads is the fact that, in the SMB1 manual, it says that King Koopa turned all the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom into blocks.

Think about that for a second. Mario breaks blocks by jumping into them. All these years, you were actively participating in the genocide of all those toads…

You can buy things in any of the Mario RPG games using coins, and shops have been around since SMB 3. The toads give you items from the shops for free as a way to say “Thank you for not letting us get our shit pushed in by Bowser and his section 8 kids.” So in conclusion, your post is doodoo because you are a poopoo head.

Sunshine had the city with all the stores, but you couldn’t really go into them. I know there was fruit stands and stuff.

And essentially robbing them if they’re coin blocks.