SRK Lounge, now officially sponsored by Clockwork Technology

Knowing you and your despisement of so many things it could easily have been some obscure PC game I’ve never heard of. I take no chances in the lounge.

I blame the alien abduction…

On the last page of the last thread you said “I am returned”…

My type of critic e-daps

What do you think of Skyrim?

I’m playing this game SideDarkers, man. You’ve probably never heard of it; it’s pretty underground :sunglasses:

Dope yo.

My (fictional) lawyer team is made up of Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad) and Maurice Levy (The Wire). One of them makes you laugh and the other makes you want to put your fist through a wall. Both will have my ass back on the street in no time.

I need the gif of Usain Bolt giving dap to the equipment guy on the track before the 200 was it?

My google image searches have been broken for a while. Think I need to update java.

What the fuck happened to the 'Warriors thread? I can’t find it, and made a new one.

I really liked the artwork for Darksiders and as such was interested in the game… Too bad it looks like some kid’s action figures that came to life.

(Okay, I remembered at least two things I need to do. One of them will have to wait until I get back.)

Oh, if only I could bathe or shower effectively without actually having to be naked or getting some piece of clothing wet.

Too bad those “Sonic Showers” from Star Trek will likely either never be real or be weaponized/have some horribly detrimental drawback.

I suppose it’s also bad that they sound like some furry fetish given how fucked up the vast majority of Sonic fanbase is…

Nah, I was just announcing that all my real life obligations are “over” finally for about a week and a half.

While I don’t exactly have a “life”, I still have stuff to do that means I’m better served not getting distracted by SRK.

Now if only I could replace SRK with “The Internet” or “the computer” or even “technology”, then I might be able to get some shit done…

My (fictional) lawyer team is made up of Barry Zuckerkorn (arrested Development) and Maxing Felica Shaw (Living Single). One is white as light, the other dark as night. One is distracted and disheveled while the other is engrossed and experienced. One prefers men of the faye variety and the other desires someone exceedingly virile. One was most popular during the 70’s while the latter is in a 90s kind of world and glad she’s got her girl.

It’d be an extreme version of the Odd Couple. Where the characters not only differ in personality, but race, sexuality, and ambition.

Lounge, I have VF5 videos

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And I’m not getting Darksiders 2

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No income flow, and I haven’t gotten past the opening cutscene in Darksiders 1 yet :shake:

Lots of dev studios do that. Without millions of dollars of funding, and famous artist, voice actors, and a huge publisher.

And cool, they produced another 3rd person hit stuff with a sword game with their 3rd person hit stuff with a sword engine. When in reality, they could have used any other 3rd person hit stuff with a sword engine, and saved themselves time and money.

Not enough time in the day to explain all the shit that is wrong with Skyrim.

Pertho regulating motherfuckers HARDCORE :tup:

That dude is fucking stupid. Talking about how he looks up to Henry Rollings, Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce…those motherfuckers knew how to read. This nigga fails at basic literacy.

I need some mod powers.

Oh shit, Shaft bustin’ out the Crimson King up in this motherfucker?

Shit just got serious.

I’m pretty sure Clu and Bogart have formed into one entity, due to all the coffee smileys I’ve been seeing lately.

Majin Clu.

Also, my dad officially made his Symphony of the Night file while I was at work and is playing it right now in front of me.

This is a new era in my life, no doubt.

Also, Bogart using gifs to tell us how black he is, is one of my favorite things of The Lounge, also JoshKaz’s posts…where the Hell has he been?

Really?

I have nothing against fun. I just don’t find doing the same thing I’ve done 100x before “fun”. I like new experiences.

So apparently, tiger balm is not lip balm.
It helps to think the tingling sensation is the feeling of progress and renewal.

unfly is a state you get when you are hit with an attack that allows you to return to a standing position before touching the groun. as long as you dont normal jump, you get a certain amount of unfly attacks (7 to 8 iirc), where you can attack or block after deactivating fly (normally, after deactivating fly the game considers you in normal jump state and you cant block or attack). So sanford is doing shit like launch, sj. lk fast fly lk hp deactivate fly lk fast fly lk etc etc

it’s mostly useful for stomp pressure and turning a fly lk into a fast fly with commando. fly lk unfly lk fast fly lk (call commando here) hp (commando hits) rocket punch…OOOH!

this vid explains it kinda confusing at first though
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mvc3 has unfly but you dont need the required to be hit

I would contend against it being an image macro so much as a direct clip from a webcomic that I can’t link to due to NSFW issues, and said line really made me think of you.