Superman doesn’t kill his partner during sex for the same reason that he doesn’t blow away houses and devastate crops when he farts.
And yes, in multiple continuities, he does have offspring. Writers often vacillate on whether or not his genetic material is compatible with humans, but the fact that the issue gets raised at all pretty much necessitates that he can at least perform the act that gets him to the point where the question comes up.
And generally speaking, being celibate and being frustrated are not the same thing. Batman gets laid every so often and he’s still clearly frustrated. It’s a matter of how he behaves, not whether or not he gets laid at all.
You know, before I read this thread, I never once considered that Superman may actually have super semen.
Thank you SRK.
So I know he wouldn’t NEED to, but if he wanted to, could he, on command, ejaculate so hard that it could kill? Or would his semen at such speeds simply evaporate? If he chose to drain his balls in one single, hentai esque money shot, could he use subsequent orgasms to blow gale force winds out his dick?
If this dude can get these hoes on lock then I will gladly share details on a different site lol. I myself haven’t had any contact those types of women for a whole minute now since my girl would probably think I was dipping my pen in the company ink so to speak.
these are orgasms we are talking about. some dudes strangle chicks to death when they are nutting- and this is Superman! his orgasms are probably waaaaaay more powerful for him than our orgasms are for us. the only way i could see him doing the deed is if he nutted in his own hand. that’s gay as hell. i do that shit.
we don’t know that for sure. mofo is chillin in space waiting for the call to save burning building jumpers and punching bike thieves. Superman doesn’t get diarrhea? never? what if everybody at the Daily Planet went out to try the food at Luthor Burger and they made Clark go? you know Luthor’s secret ingredient would be Kryptonite.
this is what i’d do if i was Superman
take all my shits in outer space. i would spread my butt cheeks apart during reentry (no homo) so the atmosphere could burn the poo away from my super body. much cleaner than toilet paper.
fight naked. WHY TAKE THE TIME TO CHANGE INTO A COSTUME? “oh, u laffin at my lil dick? KAKAOW! zapped yo dumbass”
screw chicks like a normal dude, but then fly into outer space before my uranium ropers melted her in half. aim that shit at the sun. fly back down and tell that bitch to make a wish cuz i’m shooting stars.
What do you call those words people [over]use in order to instantly destroy someone’s credibility? Like calling them anti-Semitic, racist, or a conspiracy theorist?
^They’re usually referred to as loaded words. There’s a term for using it as a technique for discrediting people, but the word escapes me… probably because:
I know Million’s probably already hip to her, but this chick on that show Royal Pains… I think her name is Reshma Shetty. I don’t normally dig Indian broads, but her accent and those legs… yeah.
She was wearing this white dress on today’s episode and that’s a beautiful lady.
Fixed, though there are probably a few “Elseworlds” and alternate Earths where he and Selina have kids. “Ironically”, those do tend to be the ones where he’s (far) more well-adjusted and not sexually frustrated IIRC.
But, yeah, as goodm0urning already said, Bruce occasionally having sex doesn’t mean he isn’t sexually frustrated, especially since he tends to have sex with notable female enemies at time, resulting the above implied Damian with Talia. Also, if we’re taking Batman Beyond into account–or even just Dark Knight Returns–then Bruce canonically ends up alone, lonely and relatively bitter; technically childless too if we ignore the reveal toward the end of JLU that Terry is basically kid. (Poor, poor Terry’s mother and non-biological father.)
Despite the aforementioned Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex issue that was comically raised decades ago, comics tend to generally let Superman have sex. So he generally has a healthier sex-life than Batman. [/can’t believe he’s typing this…again]
I’ve been eating eggs w/ Yolk assist as a part of my daily breakfast for years, cuz yolk-less eggs tastes like NOTHING! Eggs have received so much conflicting info over the years I don’t know what to believe in anymore!!! :crybaby:
Yesterday I was driving through an average, residential neighborhood and out of the blue was a shanty house with windows boarded up called “PURE ASIAN MASSAGE” in illuminated bright red lettering. Keep in mind the place was still open at 9 o’clock at night.
That’s a level of shady I cannot even begin to imagine…
