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You niggas be embarrassing, with y’all platonic man love and pokesex.

You know what sex with a Pikachu is?

Electrifying

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<Cyntalan> Ditto, Go!
*Ditto appears
<Ditto> Ditto!
*Cyntalan shows Ditto a picture of Christina Hendricks
<Cyntalan> Ditto, Transform!
*Ditto transforms into a clone of Christina Hendricks
<Cyntalan>…I’m okay with this.

I laughed out loud in real life, at this comment.

Still… not sure if appropriate to “like” per se.

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Naaa son…top 5:

Madden (too good and even when its bad, is still #1)
NHL (wins tons of awards, would be #1 if Americans werent afraid to try an amazing game that breaks all boundaries…plus you can fight the goalie)
PES
FIFA
2K Basketball

play the new PES. Crossing is better, corners are better, passing is better, animations are better, and its more exciting. Granted, I haven’t played a thousand or so games on it to make a valued opinion, but got damn I thought it was better than what EA has offered up the last few years.

they need to bring back Mutant League sports though :frowning:


I read that in The Rock’s voice

Ya’ll can’t skate anyway :coffee:

Totally writing a fan fic now about a boy trying to fuck his Grimer/Guk without getting caught. I think I’ll call him Shaft Agent. :tup:

A Man & his Calf…

Back when I was playing the Diablo 3 Beta, I ran a female Barbarian that I dubbed “Shaft Agent”.

Shame about how everyone can have the same moniker, now.

Because I so wanted to own that realm name.

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Listening to Rush ®, checking out SRK, and drinking a Pepsi Max in my SUV.

White to DEATH, son.

Pepsi Max.

Sooooooooooooo much caffeine, a nickle’s worth of calories.

You are translucent, Vince.

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someone called a mirror match a: ditto

I was like: :bluu:

What’s next instead of casual mirror match, learn who da best & test your might, “Explosive Urien Mirror match KILL CRUSH - U GON DIE SUCKA”

its a

FRIENDLY DITTOS WITH MY PALS!! YOU PLAY NESS? I PLAY NESS!! COOL!!

Is that why it’s max? Because it’s jacked up with extra caffeine?

On the same topic, why is coke zero Zero? When it has like 5% sodium? Is it just diet coke with a different label.

Yeah, Max has 69mg caffeine/12 oz. This is much, much more than Mountain Dew, for instance.

Coke Zero has to have a unique name to distinguish it from Diet Coke. It’s like Pepsi One, except Coke didn’t make a soda with one calorie for no reason beyond giving it a new name.

The power of marketing, thinking you’re getting something new, but actually getting nothing.

Different fake sugars, the additives in sucralose, aspartame, or others. Supposedly, tastes closer to the - with syrup regular versions.

You guys ever see the “only in the summer - Mountain Dew” or other brands, “made with REAL SUGAR” and they call it, like THROWBACK? Why not have those year round, why not the choice for authentic (cane) sugar rather than battery acid syrup and carbonated water.

That is a shit load. Man I am white and didn’t even know why i liked Pepsi max so much. That must be like what tiny black children wonder when they insert tired racist whatever whatever

I don’t even care anymore.

Nah, son.

We have pretty much the only socially well-adjusted Smash players on the planet in here.

And the only really nice one has evolved into a Purple Magnus hater.

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I don’t mind anyone coming from Smash.

Its the terminology just the same way as:

So does this game play better on a Fightstick?!
So does this game have 2 per character cutscene ULTRAS?!
So how did Daigo parry all the hits of Chun-Li’s ULTRA Mash legs?

Similar example in grindy games, characters

“I have many toons!”

Car–toons? How did you get there from characters… why don’t you call them characters?! You can shorthand the same amount of letters in “chars”

And in one fell swoop, Media Molecule makes everything Nintendo has tried to do since the DS even more embarrassing.

http://tearaway.mediamolecule.com/