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[Manx]

Don Cheadle as Cpt. Planet or nothing!

Is Maxx in this movie? Nigga make a good Kwame, doing flips throwing spears 'n planting trees 'n shit.
:tup:

[The_Damned]

(Oh, I never said it was surprising, Radiantsilvergun3. Just generally stuff I didn’t think about or wasn’t explicitly aware of. [/deliberately neutral])

Oh, hey. Haven’s getting commercials for its return already. Maybe I should go update the Sci-Fi TV thread…even though I’m basically just talking to myself more than usual at this point.

glares at Valaris and white shadow

[Ben_Perkins]

So after like 4 hours of Sleeping Dogs I still don’t have:

-The Police Protection DLC I got from Gamestop. Still haven’t gotten it in the game, but did the code before I booted up.

-A Gun. A single gun. Like whoa.

-A Good Grasp of the Controls. The fighting is like the Arkham games, except your attacks all kind of suck. This is my 1 REAL complaint with the game; there’s so much shit and lots of it isn’t REALLY gonna get used. The grab is useless on anything that isn’t the most basic thug, the counter is less accurate then the one in Arkham Asylum and City, and it seems to take a million of every attack to take 1 dude out. I love the game, but DAMN I’m salty about losing fights because my guy is the weakest martial artist in the world.

Also, the Law/Police/whatever system is fucked up. I can kick a guy in the head once for 2 star wanted level, but then I can slash a man’s face with a kitchen knife, then pivot and whip it into a woman’s stomache for no wanted level at all? What the eff?

[Joshkaz]

Pulling like my second all nighter in a row I realized most of my hate comes from living in Michigan.

[Azure]

He’s right, Jabs.

The content is there, or will be there eventually, for those who do want to know what they are about to spend 2,000 bucks on. Almost every customer I have sold to, with one exception, has asked me a slew of questions before making a purchase. People are interested in what they spend their money on. People are interested in learning something new.

Did you know that 70% of customers continue to have a relationship with the brand after a purchase is made? That includes any and all internet media, word of mouth, and direct communication with the brand/company itself. Compare this to pre-internet days where a purchase began and ended at the store. So when I present potential buyers with helpful content, it comes back ten fold.

Also, 58% of purchasers research whatever product they are about to buy well before they do so. What this means is that people have usually decided if they are, or are not, going to buy whatever product well before clicking the purchase button. That number continues to climb as people become more and more aware of how useful the internet is, and how transparent businesses can operate online. This is part of the reason I make it a point to connect with each of my customers personally through some media or another.

So when you say that ignorant people deserve to be cheated, that kind of says that what I do is stupid, and worthless. When in reality, it has been responsible for every last dime I have made. Kinda have to go out on a limb here and say you don’t know what you’re talking about mang.

Caveat emptor.

Or, basically, neither one of you know what you are talking about.

/argument.

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[ThePurpleBunny]

So when you say that ignorant people deserve to be cheated, that kind of says that what I do is stupid, and worthless.

No it doesn’t. It says that if you don’t at least ask questions and get information on an investment you’re about to make, you’re opening yourself up to get boned if the person you’re buying from decides to take advantage of it. It’s also not saying you or anyone would specifically, but you don’t know with some people.

Also, getting dental floss stuck between teeth and torn is a bitch. Gotta use more floss to get the old floss out. I’m onto your game, ADA.

[Azure]

So because I don’t know about every fucking part of my car and how to fix it(labor) means I should be dickraped every time I go to the mechanic?

Also the only people the use all these stupid fucking gendered words are crossdressers. Literally NO ONE else gives a shit and are content using the same lingo they have been for their entire lives.

Because it totally isn’t your fault if you drop 1.5 times the money on a Sony T.V. versus a brand of equal quality.

Having a general working knowledge of something you both own and use is typically a good thing.

If you are informed enough to know that the tip is going in, and you do not move out of the way, then it isn’t really rape, is it?

And if you are not, well…

Willful ignorance is the self-lubricating hole in dickrape.

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[kaz]

T4 is the only one I didn’t play much but fuck you, Steve Fox is the shit. He hooks niggas in the knee. How can you hate on a dude that does right hooks to knee caps?

If you didn’t like T6 or something about T6, it’s still present in Tag2. Tag 2 is pretty much 6 with a rebalance and Tag.

What’s wrong with Dean Earwicker(lol it was going to be Steve’s name)? He was just some boxer who didn’t know his parents. Not to mention his boxing is pretty damn sweet and isn’t stupid to look at like Lili and her ballet style. And I thought Violet was a damn joke.

I couldn’t agree more. Boxing is cool and it’s not silly looking. The problem was, he didn’t exactly fit at the time into what Tekken was. It’s amazing looking back how many characters were left behind so to speak in comparison in move sets and speed. In a lot of ways the game came down to who had the best poke game. The game was very unbalanced and still looks to be that way through T6.

[Azure]

I couldn’t agree more. Boxing is cool and it’s not silly looking. The problem was, he didn’t exactly fit at the time into what Tekken was. It’s amazing looking back how many characters were left behind so to speak in comparison in move sets and speed. In a lot of ways the game came down to who had the best poke game. The game was very unbalanced and still looks to be that way through T6.

T4 = do you have an 8 frame jab?

No?

Okay then, but do you at least have a just frame that will wipe out half a lifebar?

No?

Gutter trash…

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[Azure]

lol@ dockwork and silverbuns arguing against CLU. watch this:

gaming laptop.

there. argument ended.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[/ball breakin CLU]

LMAO.

The clear distinction being I knew full-well what I was purchasing re: a very expensive utility art & work toy. Further, I researched all of the companies, builds, and parts out there, before opting for the build I went with.

Who in the fuck said it was a gaming laptop?

It is an errythang machine.

A PORTABLE errythang machine.

Which is what I, y’know, WANTED.

I got exactly what I set out to buy.

Ain’t no advantage being taken.

Get on my level.

hands Shaft a booster seat

…ambiguously ethnic mofos comin’ up in here, thinking they know me. :lol:

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[SoVi3t]

when did weeabo take over the term otaku? man i always thought otaku meant you were a crazy anime nutjob…til recently.

dat asian racism

edit: I fail to see how people believe that the pyramids are proof of aliens. OMG these primitive people dragged rocks REALLY far away, and stacked them on top of other rocks. MUST BE MARTIANS. Do you really doubt the raw power of several million slaves being whipped, being able to move a giant rock?

[Joshkaz]

Just like one of my japanese animes.

[Rabbit2k7]

Or, basically, neither one of you know what you are talking about.

I just want you to know that since I like you, and think your posts are pretty funny, that I’m going to just ignore how fucking stupid you are sometimes so we can continue to enjoy each others internet posts.

I’m so used to resting my fingers on my seimitsu buttons. Now that I have that sanwa set up I keep activating random shit.

[SoVi3t]

Only sports games I care kinda care about are B-Ball games and technically racing games.

you mispelled NHL

[SoVi3t]

Oh silly Canadian. Pucks are for kids.

Sent from Amurrica Nigga

have you played an EA NHL game? It’s fucking magic. Probably their best franchise, behind Madden. Fuck FIFA though, too much goodness going on over at PES 2013

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Weeabo is more of an Asian culture junkie, or wannabe…huh huh…weeanabee. Weeanaboo…the possibilities are endless.

Did you just make up something for Mexican weaboos?!

I like to use and maybe made up:
Japanowannabuu

Oh you’re eating “RAY-men” – MERRooCHann brand?
While I eat the lamen with the cha-shu. Y-J-D-Know or will ever know

Made me think of something possibly stupid now. There was that brown skin version of Buu. Uub. DBZ gettin crazy with any type of new character, re-done old characters, Buu really exhausted there with fat, skinny, human/good.

Right, on to it. Fusion earrings on Buu and Uub = BuuB?

[details=Spoiler]
but then I don’t remember much from Uub at all. For them to both exist at the same time… even in a movie. By then really, It was onto the next generation of 12-16 year olds to learn some DBZ thru reruns of Freiza, Cell, Android sagas. Couldn’t really talk to them on the Bus home as a Soph-Junior, about Raditz Yamcha Krillin, the 1st Kamehameha, Master Roshi, Evil Piccolo, Vegeta and Napa, etc. They started right smack dab in the middle of things. Don’t know if anyone ever started with DragonBall:GT and went back, then how far they even went back though. GT was missing a lot of things like music, plot, reasons, Dragon Balls at all too right? Definitely don’t want to wish that on anybody. At least start with Piccolo, if it can’t be like my experience as a 10 year old, trying to get into the library with older bro and his buddies debating the DBZ or watching VHS imports, what’s the password? “KAME - HAME - HAH!!” Pretty good… next time put more emphasis on the “ha-MAAAY” I was in. :wgrin: [/details]
Better spoiler this, enough chat in there to cross post right into the “SRK got a DBZ thread… if not”

[angelpalm]

The guys in the anime thread are talking about having sex with pokemon again. Would you guys have sex with a strange mishapen creature that can on say it’s own name?

Because it totally isn’t your fault if you drop 1.5 times the money on a Sony T.V. versus a brand of equal quality.

Having a general working knowledge of something you both own and use is typically a good thing.

If you are informed enough to know that the tip is going in, and you do not move out of the way, then it isn’t really rape, is it?

And if you are not, well…

Willful ignorance is the self-lubricating hole in dickrape.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

But check this, so I have the knowledge to do the work but don’t have the tool or the time so I can recognize when I am being ripped off, BUT, everyone I take my car to is trying to fuck me. Should this be allowed? Do you honestly think they care if I know the supposed correct price or not?

Caveat emptor?

[ViciousSLASH]

The guys in the anime thread are talking about having sex with pokemon again. Would you guys have sex with a strange mishapen creature that can on say it’s own name?

Only Ditto.

[Azure]

I just want you to know that since I like you, and think your posts are pretty funny, that I’m going to just ignore how fucking stupid you are sometimes so we can continue to enjoy each others internet posts.

I’m so used to resting my fingers on my seimitsu buttons. Now that I have that sanwa set up I keep activating random shit.

How cute.

I’ll make more of an effort to overlook how incredibly soddingly insipid your emotive mouthbreathing exhalations of wholesale ignorance are wont to be.

But I won’t promise not to call you out when you’re wrong, no matter how hurtful you might find it.

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[Azure]

The guys in the anime thread are talking about having sex with pokemon again. Would you guys have sex with a strange mishapen creature that can on say it’s own name?

But check this, so I have the knowledge to do the work but don’t have the tool or the time so I can recognize when I am being ripped off, BUT, everyone I take my car to is trying to fuck me. Should this be allowed? Do you honestly think they care if I know the supposed correct price or not?

Caveat emptor?

Then you pony up, or do without.

Sad fact.

I’m ready for the revolution, if you are - I’ll be your wingman.

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