SRK Lounge, now officially sponsored by Clockwork Technology

Surely you’ve seen the video series already.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLrWgVPeCzI&playnext=1&list=PL0823E8ABCD7630A0&feature=results_main

I am gonna take a wild guess and say you haven’t seen Tekken Blood Vengence lol.

Saw in theaters. Started crying when I realized that 20 of my American dollars went to a rom-com/horrible DBZ wannabe knock-off.

That’s right, motherfuckers. This movie wishes it was bootleg DBZ. I lost my shit when Kazuya turned into a Gundam.

As soon as Devil and Angel were brought into Tekken, it’s spiral into absurd nonsense began.

But that’s Balrog.

I liked how the strongest character was the Panda. The whole movie should have been about him wrecking shit and eating bamboo.

Tekken Panda > Jack Black

So since the game started?

I thought they came in during Tekken 2.

Fixed

Seriously, that movie hurt me a little. I think I remember in the post-movie interview the director/producer/whatever said he hadn’t played a Tekken game since 3…or maybe it was before 3? All I know is that the guy was not as up on his Tekken chops as he thought he was.

Directors of Fighting Game-based movies: How fucking hard is it to make everyone in the movie fight for 2 hours? Fuck a plot right in the face! All directors, please go watch Ong-Bak 2 to find out how you DO a fighting game movie.

I knew the manager at my local GS, it’s funny because he wanted me on SOOOO badly. I was this close to becoming a GS employee like back in 05/06, but I knew better. Who knows? It probably would of been a chill job, but I wasn’t willing to risk it.

SNAAAAKE’s and Sanford’s face at the end = oh god my sides are killing me

It’s something about that compulsive need to attempt a coherent plot yet still mingle it with all the fighting. They need to just let go of that compulsion.

Snoop Lion, biatch! :tup:

Did you SEE Ong-Bak 2? The plot takes such a backseat it might as well not even be there. They could have renamed it “Tony Jaa Kills Everyone” and it would be both more descriptive then the actual plot while also BEING the entire plot

…Someone just reported a post for “Sarcasm”…

WHO THE FUCK TOOK ALL OF YOUR BALLS AND REPLACED THEM WITH SANDY VAGINAS!?

(Maybe) Doubleposting to say:

E-W-G-to the F-izzle

Gotta link to this nonsense?

Devil was in the first game. I should say he was in the console version of the game. If you perfected the galaga bonus stage when the game was loading you unlocked him.

SRK still messing up posts, I see.

Sanford looks like a young Busta Rhymes with glasses on. :rofl:

Was it for one of my posts? I hope?

Not really, saw it on the live stream from Capcom Unity yesterday. I guess it might be archived but I’m not digging through six hours of crap to find it.