What if she pays you in pussy?
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I just had a vision of you being reborn as your power animal Maxx.
I am thinking this is a close approximation.
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He can’t accept that currency.
BECAUSE HE IS GAY.
I AM SO FUNNY.
This is so good.
My coworker told me the game he had on his phone was a “strategy” game.
It involved a donut with a cape rolling down a hill. Pretty sure it’s ages 6 and up.
Hey man you have momentum and inertia to consider to keep it above 50 MPH it’s life and death man.
I remembering recognizing his voice when the “announcer” spoke during old-school MadTV. Then I would trip out when a character he plays would come out immediately after
I was typing really fast because I wanted to go watch breaking bad.
OK :rolleyes: ???
Anpanman version of that might be an RTS…
Children go from hundreds of symbols to thousands by kanji and high school?
A fangirl? Are you pretending that you don’t know I’m a dude?
Know your meme is ok, but I despise overuse of the word epic as well.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/391316_416436558422422_2078066534_n.jpg
Calling angryliberal.
Oh, well, shit. It’s a pretty good web page though.
And kanji really isn’t “hard”… not any more difficult than learning anything else about the language. As soon as I stopped thinking kanji was insanely difficult and off-limits, I learned about 1000 kanji in the past year, on top of the 500 I figured out a long time ago. Though it did help that I was an unemployed bum with a lot of free time to learn random crap.
Grammar? Grammar is a bee eye itch.
How can you hate on a concept like that? That’s pretty damn adult in my opinion. Who could appreciate that more than a stoner could? :tup:
Didn’t expect Detroit to have the first maid cafe in the US.
So I am having coffee with my girl, and as usual, she says something moderately stupid that she mistakenly believes to be funny.
Her: [blathering stupidity].
Me: Don’t make me slap you into next week - I how know girls your age are sensitive to getting older, 'n shit.
Being up at 5:30 in the morning, with as yet only one cup of coffee, makes me into a more humorous, less violent incarnation of RockyMacB.
Where the fuck my sunlight at?
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Threatening to slap a woman.
You disgust me.
Pussy belongs on a pedestal.
/chess piece
I prefer a chess analogy, per your later comment.
/keeping 'dem mates in check.
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My retarded little brother walks in, starts talking to her.
Me: I hear a whole lot of blathering stupidity, up in here.
Him: Hey!
Me: What makes you think I was talking to you? Do you have a vajayjay?
Him: Huh?
sinks head back into second cup of coffee
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rockb your goin hard is more like that snuggles bear
only if that chris hemsworth lookin motherfucker is gonna be there