The company isn’t the problem. The dog isn’t the problem. Shitty owner is.
Pretty sure you don’t know what you’re talking about. Dog gets excited and wants to be pet by new person he has never met. Continually bumps his head into person. Female loses her shit and pushes him away while being loud and ridiculous. Harvey sees this as play time. Begins to want to play with toys and such.
Amb puts dog outside and he escapes.
It also doesn’t help that when anybody except me tells the dog anything they say it like they are talking to a 2 week old baby. You gatta be firm or he doesnt listen.
SAY IT WICHYA CHEST. LITTLE ASS NIGGA.
Yeah, her vibe is settin’ the dog off, but the reality is that the owner should be able to keep the dog in line if it truly understands that they’re the alpha and a) won’t let the dog do anything out of line and b) won’t let the company do anything to the dog or owner. That level of communication between the dog and owner is all that’s really needed to get a dog to not freak out on someone that’s already freaked out. Clearly the owner already has the mindset that the dog is the problem, and has a vibe about her that hurts the situation far more than the whiny cunt.
I hate it when people freak out about dogs, it also irks me when people apologize about their dog jumping on me when I walk in a house, I get it, dogs are happy and want to see me, it’s ok.
Two exceptions.
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If the dog is bigger than me then you should probably make him chill out.
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If the dog is trying to hump my leg you had better goddamn say “Sorry” BARE MINIMUM.
Sorry, Pat. I was under the impression that you were saying that I was a shitty owner. I kick ass. The woman is a pretty shitty dog wrangler though.
For real. I have a Corgi and a 5 month old Yorkie. People act like Cerberus just bust up in the living room and started breathing fire and plague.
Who is Eva mendes?!! really bruv? next you’ll be asking who Claudia bassols is :sad:[ATTACH=full]358[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]359[/ATTACH]
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Tell her she needs to learn to put her foot down and keep ‘em at bay instead of kickin’ 'em out. That’s only going to make the problem worse.
Fuck, sit her down with some Dog Whisperer or something. Bitches love that shit.
that’s how I used to be around my friends dogs. but eventually they got used to me and I to them and to the notion that I dont like attention starved animals (this includes humans) so they chilled out when they would see me and I got the whole “dominance” thing.
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It would have to be one hell of a lie. And nothing you said would really seem plausible. “Uhm, I found a bag of drug money in a bush.” People would be like -_-
These are all reasons why hitting zombie Stacey Dash just isn’t worth it, even if it’s only been an hour and she still looks like herself. You can’t get head. She’s trying to bite and scratch you the whole time which means she has to be safely wrangled somehow. Plus, you can’t even hit it raw. You’d have to pin her down, tie her up, and wrap up with 2-3 condoms before you got started. I doubt you’d even be able to get hard at that point. And then, even if you were trying to penetrate, that zombie sex is risky as hell. The safest option is to what, hotdog the booty cheeks? Way too much effort.
And yeah, Bill Gates definitely farts in the tub. He’d be laughing in your face, referring to himself in the third person and shit. “Yes! Yes! Drink Bill Gates’ fart water!”
Muff Daddy, you one dirty motherfucker /Leroy Washington lol
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One of the greatest Community moments ever.
The best part is in the outtakes when she is doing that and she slightly goes “Unnh” and everyone just dies.
I’d probably still stroke Stacy raw anyway. Just gotta get the tvirus antidote from my spanish connect Carlos before I start turning
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Alison is one of those girls you can tell is just fun to hang out with. Every podcast I’ve heard her on, every interview I’ve seen her in and all the outtakes from Community just paint her as this incredibly perfect human female.
Nah, he probably saw Dead Girl. Which is a horror movie about a couple of high schoolers who find a Zombie inside an abandoned mental institution and proceed to fuck it.
This is the zombie chick, Jenny Spain:
Imma open up the spectrum of my assertion to include Brasilian chicks.
The NATIVE is strong in them.
0 'staches.
I would sacrifice a kidney for a night of fucked up sex with Alison Brie, no question…
Alison Brie is indeed one of the most hittable anythings of anything.
That’s not really the issue. The main reasoning is that a woman who is raped should not have to carry the pregnancy to term. She shouldn’t have to be an incubator the rapist’s offspring. She shouldn’t have to endure the physical, mental, and emotional stress associated with pregnancy. She shouldn’t have to alter the way she lives her life in order to accommodate it, which is what pregnant women have to do–develop a medical care plan, take time off work, change diet, deal with the limited mobility involved, etc. Pile all this on top of the trauma of being raped in the first place, of which the pregnancy will be a constant reminder. All these things would be forced upon her as a result of being impregnated against her will by some shithead who, needless to say, is probably not going to be around for this stuff.
I hope this Akin turd at least has the good taste to recant his views on this until such time that he can pass a remedial human biology class. In lieu of having the reliable information, continuing to oppose abortion across the board is shameless pandering at best.
And last time I checked, he’s still ahead of his opponent in the polls. I don’t want to know what they’re like in debates. My face couldn’t take all the facepalming.
You mean the guys from isolated pockets in the Midwest or the Ozarks or wherever who’ve never seen real black people in their lives, yet have still managed to develop very strong opinions about them?
No. Racism by definition requires discrimination… and you’re not discriminating.
Ban 'em all.
I probably wouldn’t drink Alison Bries bath water…she reminds me of katie Holmes too much. Just slightly better looking…I’d hit tho.
Now freida pinto…I’d straight swallow her. I bet her bath water tastes like salty cinnabons
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