Or working on your axe kicks to flush, always good.
Also those “call this # for a good time” is a major stalwart,
Shit wasn’t that a scene in Half Baked… no Dumb and Dumber? Wrong place wrong time. There was a time to meetup on the wall. Somebody saved him by kicking down the door, come on we gotta go.
nigga, pussy ain’t got no vitamins in it. na’an one! that said, a lil bath water never hurt anybody.
i’d hit zombie stacy dash from the back. is her zombie state contagious if she bites me? if so, i’d still hit but i wouldn’t be able to get my hair pulling and chokeplay on per usual which would greatly detract from the overall experience for me.
why would her ass be dirty tho? She didn’t take a shit and didn’t cleanup…she went jogging. Idc I’d do that shit…then proceed to Barcelona stroke. As for your question…it obv depends on the celeb.
For example…someone like idk Lima will obviously be a whole lot lower than say Wanda sykes
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If she’s undead she’d be all snarling trying to bite you and shit. Would getting head from her in state even be possible?
Drink their bathwater and: Do whatever you want sexually with Eva Mendes, or get two million from Bill Gates. Ugh. I’m picturing Bil Gates standing there with a tall glass of his bathwater in one hand, and two mill in the other. And then I picture Eva Mendes holding a tall glass of bathwater, only she’s offering it to me while naked. I’d probably go with EM just based on the visual alone.
I didn’t. We’d randomly talk about stuff like that in the IRC lounge. It wasn’t just terrible choices. It was also Epidemic’s hypothetical battles with random wild animals. See my sig.
id take the money and just buy a eva mendes lookalike
Hooah, fuckin’ Transformalators. Gonna be a good day :tup:
Dumb ass fuck up there. Id take the couple million from Gates, drink that clean ass water, then go pay Eva Whatever 50k to suck my dick.
I can do things with 2 million dollars that I can’t do with Eva Mendez…
I could fuck a pornstar while having some other ho drink my bath water for way less money…
Don’t nobody have to know I drank bath water for my 2 mill…
Too bad I can flip that money and get richer because then people start asking for your life story of how you went from rags to bitches…
Reporter: "Exactly how did you make your fortune?"
Me: "I don’t know, sometimes you gotta drink bathwater nigga"
Reporter: "What?"
Me: “Nothing”
How the hell would I lie about where I got the initial 2 million from?
You got that shit at the horse track…
Me, I would be like “Ah, Mr. Bill Gates paid me to drink a tall glass of his bath water…that shit was pretty clean.”
She is contagious but only if she bites you…and if you hit raw. So you have to be on your game
See that’s the exact reason why I’d just take Eva. Bill gates will make you feel mad small and cheap. He’d prob try to do you dirty too by jizzing in the water without telling you. While he has a cigar in his mouth doing a comic book villian laugh as you drink.
Yea getting head from zombie Stacy is highly unrecommended… unless you have a adamantium cock
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Shit… when there are only blow dryers, as I am opening that door, best believe I have my hand in my pocket, improvising a glove.
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after a mile run, Eva Mendes would need no bath, thus no bath water. I’d tongue that bitch clean, she wouldn’t even need TP ever again
There are so very many better looking Latinas in Hollywood, though.
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Well, I would stitch shut Eva Mendez’s vagina for a few years and then have my blind eunuch rip it open and let her spray all of the accumulated menstrual fluids into my eyeballs and mouth which are forcibly being held open by fishhooks.
We’re having a gross out contest right? Just who is Eva Mendez anyway? Some kind of meme?
Without fucking question. Alison Brie is like the hottest, funniest, most perfect girl. I would suck Ron Jeremy’s cock if she would let me put my tongue in her butt…
most of them shave their mustaches (I’m looking at you, Penelope Cruz)
White bitches bleach their shit. Im not sure which I prefer. The prickly feel of a 5 o’clock shadow may be a bit uncomfortable. Kissing a bitch with a bleached mustache may not be so bad. She could dust off my mustache with her mustache.
You sure? I’d think she’d have just gone and done electrolysis and been done with it.
The woman put the dogs out in the yard when her friend came over because her friend is too stupid to not flip the fuck out when the dogs get near her, causing the dogs to flip out. So since “they can’t handle company” they go outside. Cool. I get that. No problem. Except she didn’t close the gate and they got out. Again.
Luckily they were just chillin on the front porch instead of running around in the busy street we live on.
Tell your mother fuckin friends to relax and stop curling up into a fucking ball when the dogs get near her. They weigh 26 lbs collectively. Her fat ass can take em. Jesus Christ. Shit doesn’t happen when my friends come over. Harvey tries to get up in their shit and they tell him to fuck off. He does. Then falls asleep at their feet. Assert your dominance you dumb bitch!
That was excellently horrible.