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[Azure]

Lindsay Lohan put the weight back on and she’s back to the red hair.

If her face gets less puffy, her teeth get less methy, her attitude gets less shitty, and her vagina gets less (presumably) pounded so much that it looks like an overstuffed Arby’s roast beef sandwich with cheddar sauce… we may just see a miraculous reversal of the effects of the Crisis. A real-life retcon!

Only during her lesbo stint, was she even remotely hittable.

Legally speaking.

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[Shaft_Agent]

Lindsay Lohan put the weight back on and she’s back to the red hair.

If her face gets less puffy, her teeth get less methy, her attitude gets less shitty, and her vagina gets less (presumably) pounded so much that it looks like an overstuffed Arby’s roast beef sandwich with cheddar sauce… we may just see a miraculous reversal of the effects of the Crisis. A real-life retcon!

which shames you all for being fair-weather friends.

#teamlohan

[angryliberal]

Only when she was illegal was she even remotely hittable.

[Azure]

Only when she was illegal was she even remotely hittable.

Nah.

When she had just blossomed, she was HULKSMASHABLE.

Unfortunately, it only was Jennifer Walters Smashable.

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[angryliberal]

Was she illegal in Mean Girls? That’s the Lindsay I want to eat the ass of…

[Manx]

y u hatin on friendship?

i just made a headless porn box on Ubuntu. works grizzeat :tup:

but seriously, what’s wrong with it and do you recommend a different distro?

I will get on this later. My info is old, and I actually hope that I’m wrong now. But I doubt it. Let’s just say… it’s the most disruptive distro in terms of traditional GNU/Linux freedom. But whatever. There’s actually a flip side that makes them out to be leet ass trolls, but I ain’t buyin’ it.

Like I said… later. :tup:

edit ~ what if you actually LIKE Arby’s roast beef cheddar melts?!
( :wasted: )

[The_Invincible_Swordsman]

so i’ve been talking to this girl for a while and have kind put off trying to get with her because she has a kid.
would you get with her?

LMAO!!

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Azure]

Was she illegal in Mean Girls? That’s the Lindsay I want to eat the ass of…

So where I am, yes.

Your mileage may vary, state by state.

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[DaRabidDuckie]

Was she illegal in Mean Girls? That’s the Lindsay I want to eat the ass of…

She was 17 during filming, making her legal in a lot of states, but not California.

[Azure]

She was 17 during filming, making her legal in a lot of states, but not California.

My ninja friend, with the quickness. :tup:

“Guess who’s quicker?”

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[orochizoolander]

Flash fact: the clitoris and the penis are analogous organs, so a penis is essentially a really big version of the clit. Or the clit is a really tiny penis.

I was aware of that but still decided to go ahead with my wording am I an idiot or genius?..who the fuck cares I look really really really RIDICULOUSLY GOOD and I can do other stuff good too.

Nobody has any business getting mad at anybody for having a natural response to things that are custom-designed to push their biological buttons.

Tell that to women in revealing clothing. AMIRITE?

[Amazing_Funbags]

I can’t believe I only recently discovered Kat Dennings.

=/

[angryliberal]

Yeah, that’s still illegal where I am…but that’s about the only Lindsay I want to fuck, Mean Girls Lindsay…

[Azure]

I can’t believe I only recently discovered Kat Dennings.

=/

Once she lost a lil’ baby fat, she cleaned up really nicely.

And the funbags stayed huge yet firm, per the “leak”.

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[Starhammer]

She just took me, unwillingly into a 2 hour tirade where she basically told me she’s right, I’m wrong, my contentions are unjust, hers are, sex with me is disgusting. Basically the same thing, different night.

I say unwillingly because 5 minutes before the discussion, which she later fessed up wasn’t a discussion, but more of a chance to chew me out some more and not let me ever have a word to say in defense, she came up to me and said “Do YOU have anything you want to say to me?!” in a very hateful tone. I knew where it was going and told her I didn’t want to argue, and kept quiet from that point on. She left the room, and in two minutes, she came back and said, “WELL, if YOU don’t want to talk, I will.”

And is threatening to leave again. Actually now, she’s giving me an ultimatum: let her go back to korea or never talk to her again.

It’s lose lose. I tell her to go, and she won’t and it’ll just be the latter scenario. I tell her to stay, she’ll go out of her way to make my life hell.

I give up even trying. No matter what, I can’t get rid of her.

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http://gallery.theawesomest.net/index.php/motivashun/naggingqh8

…Sounds familiar?

No damn way. I’d rather fap than deal with that crap. MP, DUMP that chick before you finally snap and beat the shit outta her with something large…Like scraps from a downed space station. It ain’t worth it man. It ain’t worth it…

-Starhammer-

[AYO]

First pic is Black Adam. Cant see the rest.

There is no rest, I was just to lazy to take out the IMG things since SRK keeps fucking up.

[Ben_Perkins]

Where can I go for entire series of Transformers shows? Like the whole fucking thing in one place for me to watch.

[shatterstar]

been thinking of starting my own “true style” influenced tourneys locally.

I already got some rules in mind for Bayo, DMC1, and I’m thinking of maybe even some retro games like MMX4, Strider, ect.

[goodm0urning]

Taking Women’s lit this semester. Should be lolin. First assignment will be titled “Bitches Ain’t Shit”.

It will consist of a drawing of a fist pointed directly at the person looking at it.

[Tweleve]

Taking Women’s lit this semester. Should be lolin. First assignment will be titled “Bitches Ain’t Shit”.

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Ayn Rand gonna rush your shit down from the grave