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It might be best to keep her in the friend zone.

I am aware of how bizarre that statement sounds, so don’t bother pointing it out.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read.

that’s a weird way of spelling “undefeated Mixed Martial Artist and Olympic medalist” :coffee:

Rousey and Cyborg vs Lesnar. make it happen, Herb Dean.

why were people booing Herb Dean @ Strikeforce?

its strikeforce…i just assume their more rednecky out of the big 3 thats on tv.

Seriously, that shit pisses me off. I live about an hour out from that area, so I’ve been hearing it all the time. So, the refinery here catches fire, Chevron loses money, so the logical thing to do, apparently, is to pass their loss onto the consumer? :wtf:

As if that wasn’t enough, all the other gas companies felt the need to increase their prices too, despite the fact that the disaster for Chevron means absolutely dick to them. :annoy:

:rofl: i don’t think i ever posted in that thread.

y u hatin on friendship?

i just made a headless porn box on Ubuntu. works grizzeat :tup:

but seriously, what’s wrong with it and do you recommend a different distro?

I cant stop throwing up.

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If the next post doesn’t involve the words “divorce”, “separation” or “stairs”, you’re 100% bitchmade. A human being shouldn’t put another one through that kind of shit without expecting consequences.

Thanks for telling me the floor was just recently waxed mother -_-

Almost face-planted onto the family room table.

Yeah mountain dew is pretty nasty

That event looks sad too I suppose

Shoutout to PuFF

I started doing this a while back. When I watch something, I start counting how many of my fellow black people are in these videos. I spotted one black guy that was not partaking in the drinking festivities and some mixed chick with not much booty to shake.

Doody Flavored Mt Dew.

Now with 3x the Doody.

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Would not surprise me really.

truest shit ever. but if it works, keep doing it :rofl:

that armbar she slapped on Tate gave me a semi. people are saying she didn’t break it? Tate must have drank enchanted Dhalsim water or some shit.

…Dhalsim water?

I saw the exact same thing.

She had zero rhythm, too.

Old dude was like, shit, I’m down for being the token, but I ain’t drinking that shite.

Yes, I imagine sensible black chaps as pronouncing curse poo-poo properly… possibly with a hint of Londoner.

Oh, and I also saw a whole lot of people with whom I share zero cultural affiliation.

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It’s what makes him able to breathe fire?

Negro-speak always confuses me.

enchanted Dhalsim water

not a broken arm

Spoiler

http://www.graciemag.com/pt/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ronda-rousey.jpg

White bitches… smh. :shake:

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Lindsay Lohan put the weight back on and she’s back to the red hair.

If her face gets less puffy, her teeth get less methy, her attitude gets less shitty, and her vagina gets less (presumably) pounded so much that it looks like an overstuffed Arby’s roast beef sandwich with cheddar sauce… we may just see a miraculous reversal of the effects of the Crisis. A real-life retcon!