SRK Lounge. Now greener than ever!

Eww her butt is humungous and gross looking plus I can’t see her calves!!!

I would destroy that. When I’m done with her she’d have more than lordosis, her back would be more twisted than a dragon Sovi3t is about to slay.

I do. I set aside an afternoon or a morning and I have some clippers/shaving kit, a hand mirror, and some cream set aside merely for the purpose of making my balls, ass, asshole, and penis look and smell mountain watery fresh.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Ah the Hot Girl threads. You wanna talk an SRK tradition? The Hot Girl/Asian/BL Threads are the oldest threads that still live on today. I think everyone should just visit those threads at least twice a week and bask in the glow of the non-nude magic that happens there.

No it’s really not.

Why is it that these bitches who proclaim big is beautiful…gotta take weird angle pics to make themselves look less fat?

Ming-Na is so underrated. perfect Chun-Li.

i accept your apology. takes a real big man to admit they suck.

well, back to the matter at hand…

Taco Slut
Throwing Stars
Twisted Sister
Thurst’s Son

today i got bitched at by some coaches of 10 year old tackle football team for not having my camera set up so they could take their group picture. I HAD TO SET UP ON THE FIELD :mad:! after 3 practice shots to correct the camera settings, the head coach was like “ok you’re done, you’re done. ok team let’s go.” i didn’t even get to take the pictures. fuck that dude.

not my fault y’all lost 12-0. the kids were cool with it and friendly even though they lost. every coach was acting like Sanford.

and they stole all my pens :mad:

black people.

so mad i went to go watch Immortals to cool off. Tarsem is that dude.


also that pic you posted looks shopped to hell.

I suppose I just assumed she it the wall after not seeing anything of her for a while, then seeing what she’s looked like recently. Very different now, considering she spent most of her adult life as one of the most ridiculously beautiful women who ever lived.

Dat ass. I approve. Im not ass man.

Got damn, I would eat melted snickers from her ass. THAT is fantastic.

reminds me of the chick with Cerebral Palsy i fucked. Her vagina was not handicapped.

Of course. But just the nuts. I wanna feel ALL tongue there. She gets fuzz in her nostrils while she blows me though, the lion’s mane stays on

manscaping isn’t just about shaving your balls. I trim or shave almost all of my body hair except for my arms and legs. It isn’t about pleasing any ladies either, I genuinely hate having too much / any hair in those places.

FUCK

I missed 1000.

So did Valaris, apparently.

I’m leaving for a week. Tempted to just let the next one go.