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maybe most hetero dudes are too bitch to appreciate things that girls aren’t telling them to appreciate.

avg dude’s thoughts: "damn baby, nice cleavage. i love the way ur butt looks in that dress"
avg chick’s thoughts: “stop ogling me you perv! (i love this attention!) :badboy:”

my thoughts: "your legs suck. moving on.“
avg chick’s thoughts: “why is he ignoring me?” my cleavage! my butt!”

i got in an argument with one of my friends day before yesterday about that. he’s like “you only going for chicks like that is like a dude that only goes for chicks with perky DDs” i told him that’s not exactly right, but i couldn’t explain why it’s not. it has been bugging me, so i’ve been working on it. i think my best explanation would be if you go in public with a girl, other people can see and estimate what your type is and classify you accordingly. Fred Thompson, Kelsey Grammer, Ice T all have a serious “Barbie aesthetic-” type (Caucasian fake blond w/big fake tits). i also have a serious type, but it’s completely covert to a normal person. it would most likely be covert to the girl i’d be with too. no way i’m ruining a good thing by telling the girl i’m with what makes them attractive to me. then they’d stop trying to impress me.

Shaft Agent: keepin hos on they toes

http://www.superb-villains.com/images/test.gif

Shaft Agent: rhymesmith to rival RedRapper

Shaft Agent: also alliterationsmith

this is what i’ve been saying in the porn thread since 06. pornography is a medium whose goalposts will perpetually be pushed back. that’s what makes it porn. Elvis’s dance moves were pornographic in the 50’s. it would have been legal to kill a “Sasha Grey” at that time period. now Sasha Grey can read to children at school while still being Sasha Grey. why? CUZ TAKING A DICK ON CAMERA AIN’T SHIT ANYMORE. IT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN PUT ON A RESUME.

the second people could have a conversation about Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian with their parents without getting embarrassed was the second taking a dick on camera stopped being porn. that’s the main reason why i hate the porn thread and why i’m so critical of Ducky and his fanboiz. they aren’t trying to chase the horizon like they should be. they stopped at “Brazzers.” Brazzers is porn. end of discussion now let’s discuss what Ducky likes. now the thread is not getting posted in as much and some people are getting bored. i’m reading posts like “is it wrong that i don’t like porn as much as i once did? why is it so boring now” BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING ISN’T PORN ANYMORE! **PORN IS THE STUFF OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE! **

as The Akuma of Porn i’ve seen some amazing stuff. to put it in perspective, Sasha Grey came on to the scene in 06. i had desensitized myself from mfx video 2 years prior. do you think i was batting an eye at that unoriginal tryhard? sorry.

the stuff i watch now is cool, but i can’t talk about it cuz the porn thread isn’t on my level yet. they probably never will be either.

i walk among you, but i am not one of you.

862

She always has this permanently worried/sad look on her face… I find it beautiful in a strange way.

It’s all about Astrid for me though! :lovin:

863

Nigga I like women with nice necks, nice facial features, great personalities and pretty backs; doesn’t mean I’m somehow going to act all morally superior over all other motherfuckers wanting to fuck women dumb as bricks, dull as dirt and with heads directly attached to their shoulders. You tried to call me out, shit didn’t work out and now you gotta back pedel into “you girl, the back of your knees is hella pretty, I ain’t like the other guys you gonna friend zone.” Motherfucker I will watch glee, put it down, cook some dinner, get some head and THEN have my girlfriend buy me Marvel. Ain’t no amount of random TV shows going to somehow take my damn my card away.

P.S. Guys and Dolls is the shit. Luck be a Lady is godlike. The Phantom, for as whack as he was, had mad swag. Munkunstrap is the truth and Old Deutoronomy was the most pimping ass cat ever.

And at the end of the day, my girl plays fighting games with me and we watch MS3K. Niggas…

Fight Me. :nunchuck:

864

Oh wow we really are loosing out on tv content street fighter was just on!

865

:rofl: wtf are you talking about? i’m not trying to talk down to you or anything. musicals are objectively gay. this is not a “good taste, bad taste” thing.

Fiddler on the Roof is my shit.

**TRADITIOOOOOOOOOOOON **
TRADITION

TRATIDION

866

Pertho goin’ in. Gatdyam.

Also, fuck all y’all musical haters. Have you seen the musical episode of Arthur? How can you hate? I don’t get it.

867

I want an action-RPG(console only, of course) that focuses purely on supernatural beings as the character classes. I am reminded of this recently since vampirism, magic and werewolves are the main things jumping out at me from Skyrim… how has this not been made yet, at least on consoles? With just a few seconds of brainstorming here… character classes = Vampire, werewolf, nephilim, various types of angels, various demons, witches, warlocks, skinwalkers, banshees, wraiths/revenants/ghosts(*these appear to be the same thing, basically), demigods, tricksters, wendigo, tengu, shinigami, gargoyles, etc. etc. etc. There’s so many possibilities with all the mythic beings that have been written and spoken about throughout history. Go the easy route and make it into a Diablo or (modern)Phantasy Star type of thing with a focus on real-time action…add a deep character creation system with a good amount of special skills to choose from for character development, and this would be guaranteed to be one of my favorite games of all time. The closest I get out of games that are already out there… pretending my Beast character from Phantasy Star Portable 1 & 2 is a new breed of werewolf…or pretending that my character in Fable 2 had the “ghoul augmented” sword working as an extension of his vampire powers.

heh…bringing back memories once again… my version of the Fable 2 hero was God, basically…completely unfuckwitable.

…well, there was the Shadow Warrior(*?I think that was the name) class in Sacred 2…that character was basically a high-powered Revenant with magical summon and resurrection abilities on top of many other things. Heh heh, Shadow Warrior was so ridiculously powerful in that game…it was awesome.

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Oh yeah, also, MGS3 stream going up in 30 mins :tup:

869

Capcom are trolling at Super Saiyan levels: http://imageshack.us/f/607/img0834m.jpg/

Zero’s DLC alt is Mega Man X

870

Let’s look at the steps you took here.

  1. Say you haven’t watched Glee in awhile, imply it’s only because of the hot chicks.
  2. Now say you’ve watched two out of three seasons (there are three I looked it up) of the show but say your girlfriend nudged you into it.
  3. I full blown love musicals and I can tell you all about them.

At least Shaft is like “I love calves AND WHAT NIGGA?!” but you over here slowly trying to slip your dick in our asses to see if we’re OK with it. Ol’ homo ass disingenuous lookin’ for social acceptance mutha fucka. Just be yourself, nobody can truly judge you except our lord and savior John Carmack. Also, stop bragging about your girlfriend. Is your tongue super-glued to her clit or what? I can’t wait till she dumps your ass so you end up looking like Roach from People Under the Stairs.

[details=Spoiler]You asked for a fight.
LEAVE SHAFT ALONE[/details]

That’s awesome. All those Megaman fanboys were really shameful when it comes to MvC3.

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Re-read the damn posts son:

  1. Quick breakdown of the show; mention a couple of the girls are hot.
  2. This post mentions me saying it was fun to watch; you know I willingly kept watching this shit for fun. I didn’t say my girlfriend forced me. She mentioned it and I agreed because at the end of the day watching the show ain’t going to kill me.
  3. I watched musicals, I put it down and my girlfriend is still a down ass bitch with a good sense of humor and some damn taste in her liking of MS3K. Regardless of me watching the other musicals, whatever negative things you find in them are far outweigh by the rest of the things in the relationship.

So at this point motherfucker, you need to change your name from MIRC to B.O.T. (Books on Tape) because it is damn obvious that dealing with mediums of communications that involved reading ain’t your strong point. You have proven yourself to be the type of nigga that interprets a text message like “lol” into “I’m in there.” Although that would imply that you read too much into things; in this case you couldn’t even read the posts correctly.

You two motherfuckers are going in like damn bats; you can hear all the damn Adam Sandler ads but not see a goddam word of what’s actually written. So instead of flapping your wings on the keyboard looking for a response at least do yourselves the decency to upgrade your behaviors to Rhino; stay mostly blind but somewhat on target.

I ain’t bragging about shit son. Reality is that you niggas get shit twisted all of a sudden to try and be all magical truth saying fearies all up on the lounge. I’ve posted all the details needed to know that 10 broadway productions couldn’t gay up what I have. On the other hand we got some motherfucker who made tests and DIAGRAMS. Let me say this one last time. Yo this nigga posted at least a master thesis worth of pictures, articles and analyses on his fetishes and suddenly you guys try and go in on the person who knew what a TV show was while he was mentioning that one of the girls in RockB’s gif was hot? I could make salads out of your collective fruitiness.

I can think of worse places to be than all up in a pussy; you know like all up smelling Shaft “You got Pretty Eyebrows but nobody notices but me” Agent’s neck while you randomly try and white knight this shit like all the bustahs at the beginning of Dragon Slayer. Just like them your post is about to get flamed, cooked and eaten.

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Man, I’m pumped for SR3rd. Gamestop is accepting pre-orders through Monday. Genki head/costume, manapult car, and baby octupi gun.

Legitimately far more excited for this than MW3, which I will also be getting. I hope the game doesn’t dissapoint. The CaW download really showed how far player models have come since SR2. Ready to pimp cars , too.

Dag. Hurry up, Christmas. (For me.)

Edit: ^Holy shit. No disrespect on the like, fellas. I’m neutral.

873

stop crying and post pics of your girl.

874

Ya’ll niggas are vultures. Hell no.:rofl:

875

Frank West’s alt is X too!

I would’ve liked a Proto Man alt for Zero better though.

876

I just would’ve liked Proto Man period. That whistle intro of still is one of the most badass things ever. Amaterasu’s alt is motherfucking Talbain. How beyond godlike is that shit?

877

I demand it as compensation for those The Damned worthy walls of text.

878

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/img0877dx.jpg/

That Tron alt is too cute.

Also Spider-man with the Ben Motherfucking Riley alt.

879

Man, if someone had told me back in the 90’s that Tyson would become such a nutty troll I’d LOL in their face and then uppercut.

Anna Torv is not hot. Astrid is cute as hell. Girl wold get dated with the quickness.

Fuck you, Shaft, Musicals are awesome. Of course, this is a no homo situation because I’m only into them 'cause of a girl. :tup:

Also, really bored/drunk from waiting for SWTOR to finish patching because I thought it was already done… assets finish, install and then … 7 gigs more! :eek:

880

Caw caw.

Ret’s go.