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How is it that we have all this social and video media and people are still oblivious how pointless and insignificant life is?

I’ve noticed a myriad of girls replying to youtube videos with cleavage hanging out, vying for attention. I clicked one just to see what the fuck as up and holy crap this girl must have gone nuts from how lonely she is.

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A different busty banshee

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Sad thing is, some of these are getting a number of views Don’t people know there is free porn out there?

His mom doesn’t age, get the fuck outta here.

Fishjie, you can’t buy 白酒 in the U.S. Reason #9872 why China > U.S.

wtf you can’t? that is gay.

oh btw i took the HSK level 3 on oct 23rd, but apparently it takes a month to get scores back from beijing. I think I passed it, although I had an epic fail because I missed one question for sure: I forgot how to write 干 because I don’t bother learning how to write. Level 3 was easy but the writing section was short, level 4 has a longer writing section so I’m biting the bullet and learning to write, but its such a giant waste of time ugh writing the same character 50 billion times.

So, I’m guessing that 15 to 20 years from now, the majority of the gaming audience will still love FPS. It’s an unfortunate thing to be in the extreme minority when it comes to certain mediums of entertainment. There have been numerous occasions over the past several years when a game’s concept and character design intrigues me…and then I find out it’s all in that dreadfully boring first-person perspective… right away it’s like that Price is Right Losing Horn theme plays, and I’m thinking “…oh.” I want more 3rd-person perspective games out there to pick from, like the Gears franchise, Lost Planet, and the upcoming Starhawk. Ever since the old days of Doom, I can’t help but think "…this would be so much more awesome if I could see my character…" Really, no one ever gets tired of being a floating pair of hands with a weapon? If your character is doing something incredibly badass and awesome…you can’t even see the full view of how awesome the aforementioned thing is…like in a Ninja Gaiden or Bayonetta, or DMC, God of War, Gears, etc…you get to see every last bit of what’s going on in the scene.

Something that reminded me of this is that I noticed a certain friend on Live apparently got the 360 version of Borderlands recently… I still had fun with that game, but I would’ve loved it more if it were in 3rd person. On another note, it’s also very annoying that this person is most likely going to practically beg me to play that with him and whoever else…but I’m basically done with that game, even though I never finished all the DLCs.

Oh and it’s a joke to include any kind of deep customization in these kinds of games…there was some game that came out a few months ago, and custom characters were a big selling point…but it’s a damn FPS. How stupid is that? So, I can customize my character’s clothes, the face, body-build and all that…but I CAN’T SEE THE BASTARD because it’s a stupid first-person perspective game! So…what was the point of this customization? Only other people online can see that shit…it hardly makes sense to me.

When people say shit like this, yet continue to look both ways when they cross the street, I tend to figure that they’re proceeding from a false premise.

I live in New York. I never look.

Regardless, I still want to see what’s next. The value of life is overblown by 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people. Today’s media just exasperates this point as others tweet their every action, proliferate every poorly captured picture, or put up videos of themselves on youtube. It’s all a thinly veiled attempt to be remembered. Futile too, because you’ll just as easily be forgotten as the billions of people who lived before you.

I still don’t know how people haven’t realized this. I can understand if you’re in Africa and base survival instincts are shrouding your ability to recognize just how absolutely shitty life is, so you’re pleasantly pumping out more mouths to feed despite your tribe suffering from famine, but if you’re in a first world soon to be third world country like America this should all be fairly obvious.

Checked out Starhawk and could not get through half the video. Not that the game looks bad, but rather the people they interviewed. Only one guy didn’t scream out ‘mainstream gamer who only plays shooters’ in the whole bunch. game could be interesting, but I’m really starting to dislike multiplayer games that don’t offer any sort of persistence. The only downside is that the persistent ones aren’t all that great either.

lol im forever entertained at the celebs robot chicken gets. just watched a sketch for some kind of confedercy battle that had cynthia rockroth vs jean claude van damme…lol they actually got van damme for a 2 min sketch lol. plus punky brewster has done a slew of episodes.

Punky Brewster grew up to be really hot.

I haven’t watched TV…on my TV in a long time. I just download episodes. The only reason I keep it is just in case someone comes over. God damn social pressures.

Guess I’ve been really missing out on Adult Swim. Whenever Delocated comes back, I’ll cut my boob tube on.

i have to agree. she’s got nice eyes but her hips are wider than the interstate in LA.

You seem to be conflating the value of life with the value of minutae. There is no question of the value of life. There is every question of the value of telling the world how many slices of banana you put in your cereal this morning.

just imagine how hot punky would be wit her back breaker titties. drool

She could’ve been hotter, she could’ve been soooooooooo much hotter.

That shit was a tragedy…

(Lol at Nordstorm thinking the November 27th is a Friday and posting that on all their stores. Look at a calendar!)

I keep seeing “Heavy D has died”, but all I can think of is the KOF character because I literally have no idea who the other person is/was. If it wasn’t that random “murderous lesbian lovers!” link that someone posted on page 10–and I really could have done without page 9, guys–of this thread, then I wouldn’t have even ever seen a picture of him.

At least I knew who Joe Frazier was despite not following boxing at all. Kinda wonder if this means another (black) celebrity will die due to that bullshit “rule of three” (self-fulfilling) pattern people force themselves to see.

Hey, don’t hate. I’ve never played an Ace Attorney game and that still managed to make it look interesting. This was directed by Miike of all people as well?

Hey now. You act like cars are instant death to whomever they hit instead of being horrifically maiming to more of the people they hit and giving them possibly fatal injuries. Sitting in bed fucked up and having to pay absurd hospital bills is one of those fates worse than death.

Yeah, basically. This why I can’t stand the very concept of Twitter despite the fact that it’s had its uses for “good”.

Phoenix is trash now.

Hell yeah 900 total push-ups for the day…YEAH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGuRu97G4pM Well…perhaps 1000+ could be a goal for tomorrow?

Soleil Moon Frye— yeah, salad-toss worthy for sure. She looks like a lot of wild fun.

I don’t drink guys, but this might be a good drinking game. Whenever you watching a stream and a fat person comes on camera (they’re numerous), take a shot every time they tug on their shirt.

Probably. Most likely. Almost absolutely.

What happened? (stream link?)

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The sideways exchanges drain a bar or half a bar from the guy getting hit now, and you gain less meter while being damaged. They were talking on the stream about how so-and-so would have to deal with phoenix after P.champ hit five bars, and I was just shaking my head.