Dog was getting walked this morning and met the landlord’s son for the first time. Guy went to pet him, dog turned and pissed on his leg.
Thanks for possibly getting us evicted, mutt. No more easily destroyable chew toys for you.
I bet its all this fast food that make white people age terribly.
4 patties at a wendy’s is called a Grand Slam. Some wendy’s still show it on the menu. It IS on all cash registers though.
Hard taco’s are fucking terrible. One bite, and half the fillings are gone, and the hard shell cracks whatever way it feels like it. Your “taco” can suddenly become a shit ton of crumbly bits in no time. Soft taco’s are best
It is the meat.
Seriously - between the growth hormone, steroids, and antibiotics, it’s a wonder 20 isn’t the new 50.
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It’s all those women’s magazines gassing their heads up telling them that a woman’s sexual peak is in her late 30’s.
Bitch, shit is over for you at 25. You will never look better and the children your bear are more at risk as you grow older from there.
RICH white women age gracefully. I am intimately familiar with how this works because I live in a very rich white neighbourhood and I work in a very poor white neighbourhood.
I can also confirm the Asian 65 because my boss is a total GILF aaaahh
Learn how to eat a taco. If you can’t eat a hard shell without fucking up, then you shouldn’t be eating tacos.
Soft shell tho FTW that’s my shit.
Assuming 50 was the new 20, That would make 62.5 years equivalent to 25, which would make real life like that Logan’s Run rip-off starring Justin Timberlake where people die at 25. Is that what you want reality to be like? Where our fates depend on Justin Timberlake? I’m ashamed of you.
He ain’t crying yet. That’s gonna be tonight when somebody tries to stick their lightsaber into HIS darkside.
-Starhammer-
Bottom line is if you get approached by an Asian girl with so much as a wrinkle, she’s as old as your mom and trying to run game on you.
Words cannot express the sheer, incalculable rage I bear for that blasphemous casting decision.
I do not know whose dick Timberlake sucks, that the industry continuously tries to force us into accepting him an actor, but I’m all for his immediate castration if it will prevent Justin from having any leverage to get such rolls ever again.
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Neither is Botox.
Botox… who the fuck injects something into their face that has “TOX” as its root?
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No no no, that’s a different issue entirely. Dumb people always look dumb.
I would inject Bojax into my face. It makes you look strong like Bo Jackson.
Tell me your secrets.
Only in a perfect world…:bluu:
NO PICS, but if you guys saw my sisters, you’d swear there were half as old as they really are and they’re probably twice the age of the average SRKer. Black women age well. The problems, of course, are unduly added stress, strain, etc. :tup:
Have you seen the chick who’s having his baby?
“the mexican deepthroat”
Growth hormones and antibiotics? Let’s point more in the direction of simple sugars, preservatives, and saturated fats as the culprits in women striking the wall.
And tanning booths. Lordy, that’s only going to get worse.
Nothing hits the wall faster than hispanic women.
Aging women: Some girls reach their apex at 16, and others 40. Race has nothing to do with it.
Hard shell: I have a diesel mandible. I can take down a standard size hard shell taco in two bites. Just make the first bite count, and you’ll be as golden as the corn comprising that taco shell.