also jesus christ masturbating without back support sucks, like if you have your computer at your bed i go to do a comfortable lean back and realize unless I lie down I might have a problem or two
Damn, son.
Here’s an idea, and I’m just spitballing here, buit why not purchase yellow shirts for your extracurricular activities?
Or is it the texture that bothers you?
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Yea I was out chainsawin wood in a tee shirt the other day. The whole black out was some huge ass bullshit tho. How long where you out man?
DEAD
Like I said, there’s no sexual deviant this year. It’s not even up for discussion, unless someone makes a good case for us to even waste the time thinking about it. Sovi3t isn’t even close for consideration.
IMO, if there was to be an award, either Manx or axeman61 would win it.
Fixed it.
-Starhammer-
I win by default, like how Boel won the Battle Poll
and getting shit on sucked. First time was that Trampy the Trampoline Whore story I am fairly certain I’ve mentioned before, then a shocker that went REALLY horribly wrong, and then lastly just plain ol’ anal.
And it felt odd. Thought maybe the chicks asshole was orgasming or something, then my balls felt like somebody rubbed jalepeno all over them. That ain’t the bad part
The bad part is the smell, combined with having to run naked past housemates to the bathroom to wash up, while covered in shit. Hard to explain that one
If anyone complains, just say you fucked the shit outta her.
-Starhammer-
I’m pretty certain no one remembers your Trampoline Whore story.
But since you want the award so bad, please do share. Make us a believer.
being shit on accidentally does not mean you are more perverse than someone else, it just means you had bad luck…Now if you were just laying on the trampoline waiting for the steamer that would be a different story…
that’s how I like to picture Rock B
trampy story (shortened cuz I am at work). I fucked a girl on a trampoline, and left her passed out in the middle of some guys backyard, ass up in the air, shit down her thighs, during a party. Backyard being a smoking area. She was dubbed Trampy the Trampoline Whore. But yeah, she asked for it in the ass, and then proceeded to shit up my stomach (i was standing) when I gut crushed her
Why is the thought of this going down so hilarious to me? 
Sovi3t waiting on a trampoline as the clown chick drops drops a deuce? Man, that would be a classic story.
See, I was imagining some girl was shitting from a great height onto the trampoline and then the turd bounces onto Sovi3t. Kind of like that Bouncing Babies game. Not that’d be some shit.
^^^^ pun intended?
How shitty must your real life be to want to get internet accolades so badly that you spend all your time acting like Deon Sanders up in this bitch. Just wondering because if you guys ever “nominated” me for anything I would tell you all to go fuck yourselves. Unless you cutting me a check I don’t give a fuck.
LOL so Lohan got released from prison after serving 5hrs due to overcrowding
Like someone pointed out in the comments, why didnt they release a prisoner that was serving a similar sentence instead. American justice system
Someone just hand the bitch a pound of uncut so she can hurry up and OD already. Shit is stale.
In a perfect world I would be payed good money to make problems like her disappear. Make it look like accidental death from drowning in horse semen.
i nominate you to lick my 3rd testicle
Can’t we all just be friends?
i find soviet’s honesty refreshing. the internets is filled with people who are gods gift to women, fucking 10s left and right all day like the interweb pimps that they are. hmm, i wonder how many of them are full of shit? it takes a rare person to admit the opposite.
lord knows i’ve fucked some uglies before, and even paid for it at times. i’ve even posted those said stories about such escapades in graphic detail as well. i don’t really mind admitting to all that, since this IS the interwebs. people need to stop being so serious.