I’ll only put ketchup and mustard on hot dogs but the ratio these days is more in favor of mustard. I’m also one of the pickiest eaters alive though so don’t listen to what I say.
Say you don’t believe in God. If that doesn’t work, say you’re an atheist.
Seriously, don’t post one-liners please. I don’t want to have to keep nagging people, but I’d rather do that then not have a Lounge thread.
Oh right. I forgot that’s pretty much akin to saying “I’m not trustworthy” since everyone who praises God cannot tell a lie apparently. It’s not like I’d be lying in either case, since I am an atheist who doesn’t believe in justice (or, rather, that justice is at all achievable).
For once, I can’t lose. (Not that I can win, considering if I have to go down there, it means wasting at least three hours again that I could be using otherwise just to sit around with a bunch of jack-asses.)
That’s hella racist against mayo. Mayo is awesome.
You know, after spending a week without you guys, it ain’t all that bad. Spending a week without internet and news sources is a bitch and half. This fucking city has gone all wacky over 6 inches of snow, electricty went under and now the water sources are compromised.
Mayo and Ketchup combined form an awesome dip. There was a company in Puerto Rico which marketed the combination in a battle as Mayoketchup.
I don’t think I’ll ever understand how someone can avoid ketchup entirely, although it does taste too much like Vinegar for my tastes… Mayo, however, can be forgotten. I think the only thing I use that for are Tuna sandwiches.
At least you can still eat fast food… Not that going to McD’s is something I miss.
Every time I eat a burger from a fast-food chain, I get a ridiculously upset stomach… On the plus side, eating healthier has made my metabolism quite ridiculous now (ie: it’s increased immensely).
…I eat fast food once in a while though; I can’t avoid Harvey’s for very long. :lol:
I think real mayonnaise is okay, but Miracle Whip, Hellmans, etc. is fucking disgusting. Which one are we talking about?
3AM in Japan, it’s the only restaurant near me that’s open.
If I was in SoCal like I want to be, obviously I’d go for In N Out, like civilized people.
Steak.
Bacon.
If you don’t like these two things I suggest you kill yourself now since you have no penis, and do not deserve to live. [/sarcasm]
I actually can’t stand people who are way too picky about what they eat. Not as in health but as in food in general. Like, they purposely choose to go against eveything that is considered normal. Like my first cousin/“the brother I never had”. This asshole didn’t like meat but wasn’t a vegetarian growing up. He hated all types of chicken, burgers, steak, sausage, pork chops, fish, ect. BUT this nigga would eat tacos only from taco bell, shrimp, and crab legs. Only. Really? Really?!
So just imagine how it was growing up with a kid that’s 3 years older than you who on Thanksgiving/Christmas/Easter/Family Reunions/Dinner/just eating would make his “parents” take him to McDonald’s just so he could eat 2 large fries and a chocolate shake for dinner… And the dood never gained a pound.
As for like some like my current ex-girlfriend, she’s just a bitch with only one food allergy: pasta. I LOVE PASTA! Mac N Cheese, [Ghetto] Spaghetti, Fettucini, Lasagna, Ramen, ect. But that bitch couldnt eat none, and even the smell made her sick. Other than that, she was the of type person who grew up in a lower class setting, which could imply that she had to eat what was available, but she has boujie ways, about everything, but overwhelmingly when it came to food. It has to be fresh, it has to have a side dish, it can’t be meat only/ sandwich, and leftovers are out of the question.
So like, if I tried to go to Popeye’s today and just take advantage of the Monday Madness of buying 8 peices then get 8 more free for like $11, nope. This bitch wants sides too. Now mind you, she’s not paying. It’s the respect behind it all that bothered me the most. (I’m glad I don’t deal with that anymore)
So, I gave these choices:
A) you buy your own fucking sides
B) you cook your own sides at home
C) you STFU and don’t eat at all.
I don’t have any children so why am I dealing with an over-grown, spoiled brat? Yeah, fights would start, I’d more than likely not order anything at all. So, mad, starving, and want to “choke a bitch”. Not the life I want to live, and just imagine if I was dumb enough to breed with such a cunt:
Ugh.
to get out of jury duty, just tell the people running it that you are racist. the end.
(Sadly, I don’t think I’m genuinely racist enough for that one particular chance killer to be entirely true. Profound sadness. [Also, no one-liners.])
FFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffff…
I have to report to that stupid courthouse by 1:00 P.M…
Damn it. I really should have never registered to vote.
Lame.
This reminds me, though, that I’m rather curious if there are any fast-food places in Japan that aren’t imported in an effort to turn Japan into the Land of the Rising Heart Attack Rate. Do you know? If not, maybe Azrael or someone else will chime in.
Indeed. [/has never been to In N Out]
I can’t kill myself–if I were to ever to do it–until I save up enough money for the funeral ($8000+). Otherwise, even my death would be burdensome. (So, yes, I don’t like either, though maybe I’d like steak if it wasn’t well done. Still, considering how suspect food safety is in this country…)
Otherwise, cool digressing rant about your cunt of an ex-girlfriend, bro.
if you still want know how i found that video, you can ask me directly, and since when did you start viewing black people as individuals?
You sir are awesome.
That’s beside the point. The point is, if you’re doing Monday madness at Popeye’s why would you need sides anyways?
I love ketchup more than most food it complements.
I concur on the food safety part. Manly why I try to cook my own food more often from now on. I can’t even eat at most fast places anymore since I slowly stop wasting my money on dollar menus.
If I do get to go out it’s like a restaurant [Red Lobster, mainly] or if I want some pizza I’ll get some Godfather’s or Papa John’s (which is raping people with the new pricing). Other than that, Burger King was the shit, but now it just makes me ________. McDonald’s fries gives me horrible gas. Like, “a dead raccoon on a burning tire” type of gas. Ironically Taco Bell doesn’t bother me as much… at all, really. I think it’s because I cook spicier foods now.
I did it just for you, bruh. thumbs up
EXACTLY!!!
I see you forget nothing. That’s alright.
You want your $10 back,* homie*?
waits for it
You know I think about that argument whenever I eat a steak that’s not well done as I’ve typically done in the past.
I will say there’s some truth to what y’all who argued that a little of pink actually has more flavor. I still like well done steaks, but if I happen to be somewhere where it’s served medium rare, I won’t complain 
I was out at Ipanema Grill (Brazillian Churrascaria) out here not long ago and they had medium cooked steak. They cut me and the wife some and we looked at the meat then looked at each other. I’m like, oh what the heck. I was surprised…
I’ve seen the light.
So.
What do you niggas think.
About.
Y’all gonna get fucked up.
Victor Von Fucking Doom.
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closes paypal screen
Just as planned.
that can’t be good.
Putting Ketchup on a hotdog is wrong. Ketchup is not really good for anything, maybe meat loaf and french fries. Some people like it in their ceviche. Mayo is ok on sandwiches in moderation and its good for tuna/egg salad sandwiches. I was trying to think of stuff we use that shit for but nothing comes to mind. Ketchup is used mostly for the boy, he likes it with chicken nuggets and fries and other junk food.
So I went out this weekend and picked up a new camera. I’m pretty happy with it so far even though I haven’t figured out everything. I got the Canon Powershot SX30 IS. I haven’t been able to take pictures of the kids in a long time as I had to sell our other camera so its nice to be able to take some good pictures of the children. Its easier with this camera for me as well as it is a lot bigger than our old one and it works/fits better with my shaky hands.
One of us! One of us!
I converted from the Land of Well-Done to the Land of Glorious Medium-Rare at around…12. My uncle asked me how I wanted my steak, and when I asked for well done he looked at me like I had a dick growing out of my forehead.