I’m pretty surprised to see the ketchup hate here. I usually get weird looks when I say I don’t like ketchup. People around here treat it like it’s its own food group.
that said, hot dogs is one of the few things I do put ketchup on, but only in the absence of Sriracha (aka cock sauce).
That’s how Canadians react to Mayo. How could you have ketchup without Mayo? The two were always meant to be together.
Ketchup and mayo together? Pass.
And I hate Thousand Island as well. Nasty fucking salad dressing.
I only eat ketchup on hot dogs and when it comes by default on burgers. Can’t stand it on fries, or anything else.
Mayo stands by itself, I don’t feel it needs to combine with ketchup. The tastes are too similar. I think mayo only belongs in sandwiches though, of which burgers are considered a subset.
The Carpet Lint burger = lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, PEACE OUT.
You are sad excuse for a human being. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the perfect thing to dip fresh from the oven potato fries. Live a little.
Edit: Also good for pizza crust.
Waiting for Wasfemto to come in here and call all these hot dog topping haters “too hip and emo” to eat or some similar shit
Personally, I find mayonnaise disgusting and I think I still would even if I wasn’t a finicky eater and didn’t have a literally poor sense of taste. Also, mayonnaise with ketch-up? Bleh. Not even on a burger would I ever again eat that combination if I have the choice.
If you like that, though, more power to you I guess. I just know that I already eat poorly enough as it is (even though I’m apparently more conscious about what I eat than a lot of other Americans) to be clogging up my arteries with any condiment that isn’t some type of mustard, especially one with such a unpleasant taste.
…Never utter this phrase again please.
has anybody played Duty Calls the Call of Duty parody?
I haven’t laughed so hard in my whole life. Stars and Stripes thumbs up ftw
also, mayo + sour cream + onion soup mix = chronic
Peppercorn Ranch + Frank’s. That’s all I need right now.
About to make a run for McD’s with all this fast food talk.
will try this
FYI the youtube video I posted actually IS the game, in its entirety. Great for a nice 5 minute laugh though. Unless you’re talking about my delicious onion dip recipe
Rank up! Master Sergeant Shooter Person! Love it.
Ketchup and Mayo is for corn dogs only.
Ketchup is to fries as Mayonnaise is to sandwiches. Just a little will do.
I love ketchup, I like mustard, and I’m coo’ with Mayo.
but I can only have 2 of those on one items together and most definitely never mustard-mayo only.
I alternate when it comes to my [cheese] burgers, if it’s a double, I usually go between ketchup only, ketchup and mustard only, or ketchup and mayo only. If bacon is involved, then it’s ketchup and mustard only or BBQ only. Depends on if it’s fast food, diner or home (mostly home and diner).
Dry/Deli=Mayo only
Rush/“there’s no way you can fuck this order up”=Ketchup only
Classic=Ketchup and Mustard only
Bacon/Orgasm=BBQ only
As for hot dogs (Angus, which I got for the SB but opted out at the last second for a Marie Calender’s Lasagna), I’m not from NY so no way am I eating a HD with mustard and sour-crapp UNLESS I’m in NY and at Coney’s. Other than that, ketchup only or ketchup and mustard only. I prefer hot polish dogs, grilled brats, and the only cafeteria food I’d actually eat was the hot dogs with diced jalapeno peppers inside with nacho cheese on top… drool.
back to cafeteria food, that was the first time I saw a black kid and a white kid eat the oven fries with ketchup AND mayo… I was sick at first, but I got trolled into trying it— it’s ok. Just ketchup or none at all would do fine for me. Also, a chick use to get those ranch flavored Doritos and the use ranch dip— not bad. Not bad at all.
I just hate it when I go to a place, like a company picnic or it’s just a random get-together, and (from I’ve witnessed) that** some **white people love to put way too much mayo on deli sandwiches and sometimes have the nerve to just put mustard on a ham sandwich. Blasphemy. Also, under cooked, grilled hamburgers with no condiments at all.
I’ll just have some chips.
Onion Dip. I’m playing Minecraft and BoF 3 right now. I got a buddy of mine into it. And we do “versus” runs in which we race to see who can defeat a dungeon the quickest. Last time we played an hour and he beat me. If you die, you lose the game. We didn’t die the entire time. He beat me to spawner.
(Remember guys, try not to do one-liner posts.)
I keep listening to [media=youtube]hdp_g-RYjQI[/media] while doing utterly mundane things for some reason.
Meh, mildly amusing. I’d imagine it would be more amusing if I had ever played a Call of Duty game, but given that I’ve absolutely no interest–I’d actually say I’m actively disinterested in it for multiple reasons–in doing so, that’s not going to change.
Going to McDonald’s for fast food? Why would you punish yourself like that? At least go to Burger King or Wendy’s or something.
I suppose it could be worse: You could have said you were going to Taco Bell like goodm0urning did. Notice how he hasn’t posted again since then (I think): he’s clearly dead.
…What?
how could you leave bacon out?
what is wrong with you, man?!
yuck, I hate mayo even more than ketchup.
also The Damned, you be trippin’, McDonald’s and Taco Bell are awesome.
haha no.
Of course, saying that just means me and The Damned are too hip and emo, amirite
Only reason I go to McD’s recently is because I got a gift card for it; might as well use it.
I might just be me, but “bacon/orgasm” doesn’t really explain things any better. In fact, it might make things even more confusing, especially since I don’t like bacon at all. Anyway, I don’t think I want to know thinking about it better. The more you all keep your kinks to yourself, the less I’ll add to my already sizable disgust for human sexuality.
Anyway, one more hour until I can make this stupid jury duty inquiry. I’m already mentally preparing what I’m going to say if I get picked for questioning this time around. I can’t imagine they’d pick someone who freely admits to not believing in justice.
I have to agree with Tech Romancer here.
I know I have oddly exacting tastes about food for someone who is more or less apathetic about what he otherwise eats due to lacking a sense of taste for the most part, but at least the things I eat, for the most part, ARE food. McDonald’s and, especially, Taco Bell decidedly aren’t fit for human consumption.