SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[Cyntalan]

You’re married though, so it doesn’t matter.

After all, you’re not allowed to even so much as look at other women for more than 5 seconds at a time lest divorce no jutsu proceed to rape your soul and savings. Stop snitching on yourself, fool.

You know, seeing things like this keep reminding me how lucky I am my wife stares at women as much as I do, so she don’t give a shit.

Lucky you, and I say this without sarcasm for once.

That said, this reminds me of that British study that @Pertho posted a couple of months ago in the last Lounge thread that supposedly showed that all women are either bi or lesbians rather than “straight”.

The funny/sad thing is she loves the female form, but the idea of doing things to another vagina she finds rather revolting. So on one side, no worries about her switch-hitting on me, but at the same time, no chance in hell at a threesome. :sad:

[SNAAAAKE]

my accountant is kinda hot

Spoiler

http://content.screencast.com/users/cfo.saud/folders/Jing/media/bd0251ee-194e-4aaf-9fc5-b684fe2b2747/2016-08-15_1318.png

You’re married though, so it doesn’t matter.

After all, you’re not allowed to even so much as look at other women for more than 5 seconds at a time lest divorce no jutsu proceed to rape your soul and savings. Stop snitching on yourself, fool.

she’s into 3somes…with female accountants

[Hatred_Edge]

I dunno why all these pics from Tekno annoy you guys. Sure it’d be better if he spoilered them but they’re harmless.

BECAUSE WE ALL HATE TEKNO.

[mIRC]

Threesomes are overrated. Now lonesomes, that’s where it’s at.

[Slurmz]

I dunno why all these pics from Tekno annoy you guys. Sure it’d be better if he spoilered them but they’re harmless.

It’s annoying to scroll pass multiple HUGE images of mediocre women. It’s not hard to use spoilers.

[Cyntalan]

I dunno why all these pics from Tekno annoy you guys. Sure it’d be better if he spoilered them but they’re harmless.

It’s annoying to scroll pass multiple HUGE images of mediocre women. It’s not hard to use spoilers.

Could be worse.

He could be posting what AP was on page 1.

[The_Damned]

(I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while: @ThePurpleBunny, is your current avatar of Karin as a pony because you lost a bet?)

Basically what Slurmz said, on top of the fact that Tekno Virus is pretty much never as funny as he thinks he is. [/responding to bored Devil’s Advocate despite knowing better]

You’re married though, so it doesn’t matter.

After all, you’re not allowed to even so much as look at other women for more than 5 seconds at a time lest divorce no jutsu proceed to rape your soul and savings. Stop snitching on yourself, fool.

You know, seeing things like this keep reminding me how lucky I am my wife stares at women as much as I do, so she don’t give a shit.

Lucky you, and I say this without sarcasm for once.

That said, this reminds me of that British study that @Pertho posted a couple of months ago in the last Lounge thread that supposedly showed that all women are either bi or lesbians rather than “straight”.

The funny/sad thing is she loves the female form, but the idea of doing things to another vagina she finds rather revolting. So on one side, no worries about her switch-hitting on me, but at the same time, no chance in hell at a threesome. :sad:

my accountant is kinda hot

Spoiler

http://content.screencast.com/users/cfo.saud/folders/Jing/media/bd0251ee-194e-4aaf-9fc5-b684fe2b2747/2016-08-15_1318.png

You’re married though, so it doesn’t matter.

After all, you’re not allowed to even so much as look at other women for more than 5 seconds at a time lest divorce no jutsu proceed to rape your soul and savings. Stop snitching on yourself, fool.

she’s into 3somes…with female accountants

Meh. Even ignoring what mIRC said in jest, threesomes do seem like they tend to ruin (monogamous) relationships a lot of the time unless maybe you’re trying to make that person a constant partner in what then becomes a polyamorous relationship or you’re both mature enough to not let jealousy intrude and equally attracted to the person, which is rarely the case.

Shrug. Just another thing I’ve never seen the appeal of it. It works for you, then good.

[ThePurpleBunny]

(I’ve been meaning to ask this for a while: @ThePurpleBunny, is your current avatar of Karin as a pony because you lost a bet?)

Or won a bet.

There was no bet.

I won anyway.

[angelpalm]

What avatar

[The_Damned]

(I see. How illuminating.)

Anyway, that reminds me that I stumbled across this on Saturday and, damn, despite the fact Saturday was a worse day than usual, I teared u[ laughing almost as soon as the first video started. The idiotic positioning of Alex’s legs manage to look even worse on everyone else to point that not even Laura or Karin can redeem them, to say nothing of how poorly Birdie maps onto everyone else:

[Preppy]

anyone old here (like 2004 and before old) remember that old hub srk had to share p2p fighting game videos?? I remember downloading like 4 Gb (this was way back in the day) worth of SBO matches and 3S.

The GoForBroke hub? DrFunkenstein and myself ran it.

[drean]

Anyone here know of ways to deal with stress/depression that doesn’t involve drugs, alcohol, and/or coochie?

Apparently my doctor thinks that’s a huge factor of my insomnia and general inability to be fully functional atm. I’ve tried just ignoring it, and going about my goals as normal, with no results, and I’ve tried getting drunk af, but that just made it easier for me to be a jackass.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

“The mansion”

Without a hot tub and no retaining the water in the middle of the living room, no thought put into that one, Stanley Steamer is Your Carpet Cleaner.

HOT BOYZ house on MTV CRIBS.

@“Shaft Agent” How are you holding up in LoseLouisiana? I swear that you go unaffected by all natural disasters like some kind of calf god.

speaking of an L

Retirement in a scuba community on the other side of Lousiana Bubba Gumping. Directly across!

https://i.imgur.com/RYoclTR.jpg

[Azure]

You’se f@ggots post too mas nonsense, for an artist who is drunk enough to draw in Corel Painter 2017 & drink and full 6-pack of New Belgium Trippels, to be arsed* to keep up.

No Raz0r-o*

**possibly “yes goodm0urning”… dunno how Neophyte (sp) rolled, in that regard.

[Rick_Ross]

Heh, Rick Ross wishes he was as manly as Kenshiro.

Violence Jack says “herrow”.

[Xvideos]

Anyone here know of ways to deal with stress/depression that doesn’t involve drugs, alcohol, and/or coochie?

Apparently my doctor thinks that’s a huge factor of my insomnia and general inability to be fully functional atm. I’ve tried just ignoring it, and going about my goals as normal, with no results, and I’ve tried getting drunk af, but that just made it easier for me to be a jackass.

I am guessing your doctor already suggested exercising? How about yoga?

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Whoops

http://i.imgur.com/GgFkC6k.png

That was the first and claimed best comment of a Jason Kidd wife story.

Jason Kidd’s son big ol head is always the best comments of a Jason Kidd story.

Had a strange dream where Bone Thug n Harmony was doing a show at Chuck E Cheese’s.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEZFIsEcyAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU7BeUWQBDI

Who’s momma is he talking about!

[Hecatom]

This is some next level evil.

Girl uses Fifty Shades of Grey as basis for false rape claims against her father because her father is too strict.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fifty-shades-of-grey-50-shades-false-rape-claim-false-accusation-incest-rape-a7189786.html

In a tearful courtroom confession, a daughter has admitted using the best-selling sadomasochistic sex novel Fifty Shades of Grey as the basis for a series of false rape claims against her father.

Defence barrister Cathy McCulloch had, she said, never read the novel until she was called in late to defend the father, who was accused of eight incestuous rapes over a six-year period.

In her blog about the case, Ms McCulloch said the prospects for the father initially looked bleak.
“His daughter had given a compelling interview to the police and my client had absolutely no real defence other than ‘I did not do it’,” she wrote.

The only unusual thing about the interview was that in describing what her father had supposedly done and how her body had allegedly felt, she had used “certain words, phrases and descriptions which seemed beyond her years.”

Nothing might have come of this quirk, however, were it not for the fact that during Ms McCulloch’s otherwise routine first meeting with the father – on the day of the trial – he happened to mention that his daughter’s favourite book was “about a millionaire who takes a young woman under his wing and ‘teaches her about art’.”

“He had no idea what Fifty Shades of Grey was about,” added Ms McCulloch. “Neither I nor my instructing solicitor’s representative had read the book (honest!).”

The solicitor’s representative bought the book, which has sold more than 125 million copies worldwide and been turned into a film, and found “too many striking similarities between the [daughter’s police interview] and the book to be a coincidence.”

Ms McCulloch, a former police officer who is now a barrister at Church Court Chambers, persuaded the judge to adjourn the case so she could spend an afternoon and an evening reading the novel.

Within seven minutes of her beginning her cross-examination, the daughter burst into tears in the witness box and admitted she had made the whole thing up to teach her strict father a lesson.

Describing a cross-examination she had expected to last between two and three hours, Ms McCulloch wrote: “I started gently to put the complainant at ease. She agreed her father was strict, and that she was really annoyed with him for “ruining her life”.

“I then went straight to my final question – that she was so angry with her father that she had made this all up. She wavered.

“I raised the striking similarities between her interview and the book. She suddenly broke and said I was absolutely right. She had made the whole thing up because she was angry with her father and wanted to teach him a lesson.

“I asked her whether she had got all the ideas from Fifty Shades of Grey. She confirmed this book, and others – which she named. After seven minutes we were finished.

“The Judge directed the jury to acquit, stating that this case is “unique” in the whole of his career at the Bar and Judiciary.”

This is how special snowflakes get back at “strict” parents now. Bitch deserves 20 years in prison.

Can a child and parent ever comeback from something like that, or is that relationship completely fucked? Like ya pretty much dead to each other now?

The girl was willing to ruin his fathers live for what i am sure was only white women 1st world problems.
If the father has a little hint of inteligence he will toss her away and purse legal action against her.
Bitch deserves everything bad comming to her from now on.

[Xvideos]

Larry Wilmore loses his job while Trevor Noah gets to keep his. Makes no sense.

Larry is a pretty cool guy, he should have taken over Daily Show. The Nightly Show format just isn’t very good.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

He claimed to like Big Bang Theory and went to bat for it as very funny.

TIME TO GO