SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

If you can’t roll your Rs, how the hell do you guys think either of these are fine?

So I hear R Kelly is dating older women now?

Yo any of you Brooklyn guys who like rap listening to Young M.A.?
She’s fire

Big Lots was the shit years ago before they became typical and overpriced.
I mean, hell, MacFrugals had a lot of random shit that really was low priced before they got lapped up and became Borg Big Lots.

I refuse to believe that’s real

Well then it’s definitely not a site for women, cause gross objectifying stories about female celebrities is all they like.

edit: that being said they mostly objectify men.

They stay talking about 50 cents dick, and now its on the show power, after they just got through embarrassing the man by talking about his dick on whatever dumb ass day time show it was that he was on, was it the view? Shit i can’t remember, I just remember feeling bad for him because he came to talk about some other shit and they cut to an interview with Chelsey Handler being interviewed and talking about his penis. I know it’s the show with that cunt sharon osborn. Let them have did that with a woman talking about her tits.

A men’s interests site for women. Just what I always wanted.

(You mean for “womyn”. Have to remember the proper bullshit pronouns after all.)

Speaking of bullshit, man, I’m really glad I wasn’t awake for the last two pages. At least spoiler the larger images, @“Tekno Virus”.

Can we make womansplaining a thing?

Whitewomansplaining.

Myself has me sayin wetbaccs these days.

Voting for Trump so your dumbass gets deported. Try to hop over over that wall nigga. :mad:

Like that old white woman that tries to pin the blame of those two black chicks fighting in that one vid on the guy filming the fight. God that got me laughing so hard.

I can’t roll my R’s?

do you think im a god damn non mexican

i may be mexican, but I’m white enough to know when not to roll those R’s.

You butthurt? Reason i say that is because my brother was telling me about one of his teachers, supposed vietnam veteran, who calls asians that.

As is I’ve had multiple complains on people using slurs. If you’re not using hard Rs in real life, don’t get cute with the other slurs. Plenty of great offensive ways we can make fun of each other that had little do with slurs.

What should you do SRK?

a) Become a hermit, and enter into a deep meditative state to ask yourself, "Why is she so perfect?"
b) Praise God for having seen the miracle of the universe
c) Retreat to a mountain to train. Feeling deep gratitude, throw 10,000 seiken tsuki, then afterwards pray in hope that one day you may be strong enough to protect her smile
d) Wish that you were her teddy bear such that every time she would cuddle with it, she would be cuddling with you
e) Realize that she is your Shining Sun and that you’ve become a revolving planet around her

(Wasn’t this The Cuck thing mentioned at face value a while ago though?)

Also, who the fuck cares about 50 Cent’s dick beyond the thirstiest of people? As if I needed more proof that The View and that Handler woman are bullshit.

To be fair, your phone’s auto-correct fucks up a lot of your text to the point that we’ve unconsciously come to the conclusion that you slur your words that poorly in real life too.

I forget which one of you it was that always rides supermans dick.

But I’mma just leave this here.

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0seE9SMZ3P8

There’s a guy climbing Trump tower:

and the guy’s video

Still waiting for Tekno to post an attractive chick.