Oh yeah, they don’t have buttholes so they instead shit from their mouths. Occam’s Razor.
do you tell your coworkers that stuff?
Just guessing, but they’re probably pressing the WTF button because they clean their asses with soap instead of with Brillo pads.
Reticently confirmed white because he doesn’t use a washcloth.
Swiping bars of soap in his ass like a metro card.
Use a bidet you savages!
lol @nickrocks trying to find ways to justify his shit taste in music.
Over here dying @Matriarch using nigga.
Paul Mooney was right, he always is.
If the lacerations on your butthole are still tiny that just means you haven’t scrubbed ENOUGH.
If you sit down and don’t leave a “ring of cleanliness” on the seat, it’s still dirty.
Probably because no one wants to hear about your brown hole and how your so inept at washing yourself that you cut your own ass open like a tard.
I made no mentions as to the color of my butthole. Your imagination runs away with you!
Translation: The stitches you had to get after the last time Matriarch used her strap-on on you popped.
The best way to clean your ass in the shower is to get on your back and position your anus underneath the tub faucet. Once you’re in place, turn the water on to full hotness and full strength, and let the violent rush of hot water cleanse your asshole.
Or you could invest in baby wipes and do a pre-wipe before taking a shower. Don’t use baby-wipes after taking a shit tho, das gay.
According to some folks here butts can never be clean, so apparently you be washing back there for no reason. And according to my good childhood friend from NY. Washing back there is gay because a man has no reason to keep his butt so clean unless he plans on presenting it for other niggas to fuck. That dude is my home boy for life but god damn can he be ignorant and homophobic as fuck. A lot of brothas are like this actually.
That reminded me of this infamous moment in Hip Hop history
I bet your homeboy has an itchy asshole. Always duckin out of sight for 10 seconds at a time so he can get his ass mining on. Probably whistling while he works to.
Yeah people who suffer from itching back there or hemroids and what not just do a bad job of cleaning their ass. Like you can’t just clean the cheeks, you have to get in between them or it’s gonna build up and cause problems.
I’ll never understand washcloths. That’s some shit the poor and classless use to seem upper crust.
Says the guy that doesn’t wash his clothes, step off stinky, nobody getting hygiene tips from your fragrant ass.
Alcohol + Wacom.
DO IT.
Holy shite… damn.
You ppl.
WASH yo’ arses.
gatDAM.
That’s why your shower is right by your stool.
#RealTalk
So just raw bar of soap all in yo ass and crotch huh? Guest come over, they wanna shower and just have to get greeted to a pube covered bar of soap with ass stank and they just have to deal with it.
poop