SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

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Find a flaw.

Protip: you can’t

“Run time 2:10”

I think it did more harm than you realize, maxx.

shes at a ibjjf tournament…major flaw

(also still refuses to believe Tekno Virus is black [/irony?])

I’ve never understood the appeal of “dumb summer movies where you can turn your brain off for a few hours”, especially given how few people’s brains seem to be “on” in the first place.

Watched it yesterday, as a dumb fun movie it’s solid. Probably gonna buy it when it comes out. If you’re not some hard on DC geek the movie is fine.

…Who could afford a sex change?

What’s wrong with IBJJF?

Nope. It was

Spoiler

Harley

Fuck those rules. Fuck getting dq’d for reaping or even having the guy move your foot to claim reaping.

IBjJF is the equivalent of olympic judo rules.

Also she has no hips and a flat ass.

@“Tekno Virus” is not black. He is a 40 year old skinny fat asian fob with a bowl cut according to that post your pic topic and the old workout thread

man, i tried watching that and just gave up halfway through the 2nd episode (i was distracted). imma try again this weekend.


Back That Thang Up Metal Mondays

Is it against the site rules if I post a link to the Metroid 2 remake that just came out even though Nintendo is taking it down everywhere?

Hear it’s amazing and am always down to hook it up for the homies

Fixed.

the rules are wack as hell, especially if you like leg locks/footlocks…or reaping the knee. til brown belt you are only allowed to do straight leg locks/foot locks. its stupid. literally if you put your leg in the wrong position on an opponent you get dq’d…aka reaping the knee.

I am a 4 year member. I have been shit talked for 4 years. By members you cannot remember who they even are after 4 years. I guess they sorta play videogames. Remember when we were on SRK and played VIDEOGAMES, those were the times man.

“shuddap man… that guy put my picture in that men seeking men backpage ad craigslist… i dont give a fuck… THIS IS SRK!”

Remember. This is a site you call people nigga. Without ever explaining why you get to do that. (Hecatomatillos does it!) While you are scared like a snitch and aren’t even quick enough on the take to say something like: WHO ARE YOU, THE NIGGA POLICE?!

Oh, you wouldn’t be ready for the nigga police. Kick in your door, waving the 44. Your mom won’t call me a moolie anymore.

There is advice everyday thru other people’s struggles. Manx said it best, several times over these 4 years, to improve your worth as a man and like a Japanese business baseball man, the art of continuous improvement.

Or be emo and like Funbags, revel in your own crapulence and Why meeeeeee!! like this is the hugbox Nintendo Club.

You don’t even want to learn why you should tread likely on who you’re calling a nigga. Who made that word for what reason, what a white guy looks like calling people nigga, and who changed the word.

But you’re not reading those posts by others while buying the next new videogame.

Martian lets play SF3OE. That’s what I thought.
Go Dress up your Dead or Alive Waifus in adorable white lunch.

[right]You must Defeat B-TIER BISON TO STAND A CHANCE[/right]

I think I made a typo, of an entire actual spelled correctly word, cuz I’m bettah den you like Viper

Because I was laughing at that lady Spiderman killed with his bellyflop faceplant. You thought it was going to be (A) again!! :get_outta_here:

Complaining about your jail failure, jailure, as “not right” giving excuses why (it shouldn’t happen to you, its not just, its not your fault, passing the buck as that guy does stuff, nuh uh not me), when jailing is barely anything but hoping you learn something to not do it again, while gloating about who you got banned nonstop as your calling and claim to fame?!

(and obviously not even seeing that button says BOT spam now, for spambots, learn to read, not just your daily meal, meat in a can)

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Posting your glass phallic objects you smoke with looking for likes on the Internet, on this Japanese Fighting Game Website where you do get jailed for Marijuana in Japan but you’re one dumb supershapiro so you can’t even learn that after someone tells you:

“Posting your weed paraphernalia on the Internet has got to be one of the dumbest things someone can ever do” -DaRabidDuckie. Whom you flagged and argued at him because he said this about what you did.

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You’ll coward won’t weed up and call things adorable light punch in 3rd Strike :bluu: (Known, just blaze game)

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Viper: Taylor Swift, NIGGAS!

First episode is disjointed as fuck but the second drew me in. I’ve barely heard anyone talk about this show and it’s dope. I figured I’d at least hear about some sites sucking this show’s dick because of the diversity of the cast, but I guess the lack of white women stymied praise. GO FIGURE.

No white women is a plus for me! And the asian chick from Twin Peaks is in it as the empress to Kublai. Fuck the critics.

Just so be clear, Negro is not an slur word.
Negro = Black, plain and simple.

I got dq’d for a single x guard sweep

Based on how he landed and dude moved my foot

Fuck ibjjf. I prefer naga, catch, and sub only tournies

@“Po pimpus”

jack frost is literally saying its bad to put time or effort into things

that shows you what he’s all about.

jealousy that he cannot be committed. maybe an attention span problem too. Diagnosed and pill popping.

He probably drinks red bulls or their generic equivalent ENERGY DRINKS which is why he types like the Great Cornholio. Dude talking to us on here like a weird ass “TOO MUCH GOOD STUFF” mascot made of ballpark hotdogs and donuts at the gas station food selection.

Shh… Don’t tell Martian other words than Nigga.

He is mysteriously absent when odin goes loco with his backwoods 13th century racial slurs nobody even heard of that he wants to keep alive because he has nobody to talk to in mooselandia.

That’s why his gf is a crazy canadian mongolian and his kid gonna look like Vincent Padawan: Son of Star Wars Beta.