SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

[Amazing_Funbags]

Nigga, read the words on the page. You need to protect yourself before this blows the fuck up and you have no clue how any of it happened.

Best things you can do right now is find a job and/or a new girl. Seriously…

Sorry, this happened.

• Don’t find a new girl, work on improving your situation and be able to stand on your own before getting entangled with anyone else.

THISX100

[BBQ]

Dude really trying to cope with the fact that he is a raging homosexual. Just watch Transparent and you will be okay @manx.

In other news.

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At high speeds bicycles become more unstable unlike motorcycles. I’d be scared shitless riding a road bicycle down steep mountain roads.

[NickRocks]

Should have shared roids

WITH ME :mad:

[Vynce]

Over at JTM, @AlphaCommando referred to that nightclub massacre as Allahu Gaybar. I’m still laughing.

Kinda feel bad about it.

[angelpalm]

@AlphaCommando…laughing.

feel bad about it.

You should.

[angelpalm]

Ps: @mods we might need to ban martian so he doesn’t commit suicide.

[Sonicabid]

I am bald

But there’s graceful and bad balding

Dudes trying to do the combover should just go bald

Like those 25 year old indian interns, your bald spot grows, your hair is thin, and your hairline keeps creeping up like the tides of the ocean at night

Just get a buzz cut.

But then some guys have wrinkled heads

Lucky i have a smooth head. Wifey says i have an egg head.

Bald is beautiful though.

im going to prob go bald once i start this dbol

hair for gains

I think of Phil. The rest is easy

“CATCH A PLANE FLOWN
UNKNOWN TO PLACE OWN
3 HOES WE STAY STONED
ZONE
NO METHADONE
SHOOT ROIDS LIKE SLY STALLONE
YOU GROWN”

[regulate]

Sunday Bunday: Lacey Binding

Spoiler

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[Infernoman]

My girl is saying she wants to move out. We’ve been fighting a lot lately, but…fuck. I’m pretty sure she wants to leave me altogether.

I’ve been dating this girl for over a year and a half now, and she’s been my best friend for over 8 years. And she wants to leave after just 2 months of things being rocky.

Fuck man. Just fuck.

Let it go
Let it go
She can’t hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go!
That stupid girl can leave
Here you stand as a brand new Man!
Let the storm rage on!
A bitch never bothered you anyway!

[NickRocks]

My girl is saying she wants to move out. We’ve been fighting a lot lately, but…fuck. I’m pretty sure she wants to leave me altogether.

I’ve been dating this girl for over a year and a half now, and she’s been my best friend for over 8 years. And she wants to leave after just 2 months of things being rocky.

Fuck man. Just fuck.

Let it go
Let it go
She can’t hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go!
That stupid girl can leave
Here you stand as a brand new Man!
Let the storm rage on!
A bitch never bothered you anyway!

wow.

[details=Spoiler]not in the good way

[angelpalm]

@martian it’s for your own protection dear, I am sure @preppy doesn’t want your thc enriched blood on his hands.

[NickRocks]

@martian it’s for your own protection dear, I am sure @preppy doesn’t want your thc enriched blood on his hands.

i heard he bleeds bong juice!

[mIRC]

The Martian sounds like he’s going to kill himself. Quick, ban him!

[dab00g]

Yeah smoking weed is not something to brat about

People usually determine you are a lazy pos

[BBQ]

@martian it’s for your own protection dear, I am sure @preppy doesn’t want your thc enriched blood on his hands.

i heard he bleeds bong juice!

wow.

Spoiler

It’s bong water

[Sonicabid]

@martian it’s for your own protection dear, I am sure @preppy doesn’t want your thc enriched blood on his hands.

[NickRocks]

@martian it’s for your own protection dear, I am sure @preppy doesn’t want your thc enriched blood on his hands.

i heard he bleeds bong juice!

wow.

Spoiler

It’s bong water

wow!

[details=Spoiler]don’t care

[crotchpuncha]

Yeah smoking weed is not something to brat about

People usually determine you are a lazy pos

Who fucking cares what other people think? Waste of fucking time.

Dumb ass daboog over here worried about being one of the cool kids.

[The_Epidemic]

Lol gymnastic judges are such cunnts. Oh your left calf moved a quarter inch!! That’s a 1/10 deduction!!

Srk trying to censor me…we can’t say cunnt now

[Wasted]

Gymnastics has always been THE sport of perfect form.