Nigga I had a dream that I came home to my Dad having an ugly ass Eclipse GSX in his garage. He had already pulled the rear end off of it and started putting in an LSD. I gasm’d so hord. I started putting together sleeper builds in my head and thinking of what turbos I was going to use.
Then I woke up and cried into my blanket.
It was warm.
With my tears.
:sad:
Oh my black brothers… WE MADE IT.
GREATEST BLACK MAN ALIVE
Yeah, stop posting circa-2000 me. 
/cringe
Why you posting that pic when we all know that isn’t even his final form?
No. Stay free bitch.
Na, my hair was better than that. 
:tup:
Well yea sure, but its easy to say coulda woulda shoulda from the side lines.
I saw a reallyyyy cute asian girl on the freeway. She was driving a dark blue FR-S and I was cruising in my BRZ… We saluted each other.
looks up next Houston 86 meeting
No joke, leave her now.
Think about how things will go in the long run. She’s mildly committed to the relationship, shows no empathy for your unemployment situation, which she has also experienced. Even if you make up, your girlfriend is literally one bullshit/hormonal argument away from leaving you, from now to whenever a small inconvenience returns.
From a purely rational standpoint she’s simply not worth your time.
So this is where Styrofoam is grown.
@Manx The second gen GSX? It’s not the fastest car around by any stretch, but if I had all the money in the world, I’d own the fastest one in existence. 2Gs are super cool. I miss mine.
(Which was a 10th anniversary GS, which looked like it was a GST/X stock, but was not lol)
These last two pages have been comedic gold.
You know that boy Martian got a small dick for this to even be an issue. Otherwise he could be pretty much a deadbeat and fucking other bitches and she would still be trying to keep him.
Maybe if you say the word “nigga” some more on the internet you will gain a few inches on your pecker.
Williams sisters lost in the first round of Olympics doubles tennis.
Should have shared roids
I shave my head bald as fuck, but in the summer I sweat. Naturally. I want a less shiny head.
I rode a bike often before I had a car. I’m no olympic cyclist but I have been in a similar situation. I was riding by bike to work. I was going down hill when I noticed up ahead some lights coming from the side. A car was getting ready to pull out. I ease on the breaks only to find out that my breaks weren’t working. I try stomping my feet to slow myself down but it doesn’t help, I’m going too fast. I’m like “Oh shit I’m about to die”. So as a last resort I try stomping my foot down and turning the bike to it’s side the best I can to do a power slide.
I do so and I stop for a bit before the momentum sends me flying sideways off the bike into a roll. I suffered some bruises and nasty scraps but I’ll take that over getting smacked by a car while going downhill. Or in her case ( Read the article on Yahoo, that’s a woman in the Women’s cycling competition ) Smashing into a curb. Turns out she suffered some spinal fractures and a concusion. Ouch.
@Manx Man I think I’m going to wait until the next league reset before I get back on Path. It’d feel weird to start a new character and then have him roll over to standard in a month.
Yesterday I bought a collector’s edition of Ys for the Vita from some dude off Craigslist. Turns out he had some other games I wanted and he was selling them for really cheap, so I told him I’d buy 3D Dot Game Heroes from him as well as some other games.
Randomly in the convo this guy tells me he’s a cop.
Craigslist Copper: "So what are you doing today?"
Me: "Oh you know, smoking some ganja and lazing about. You don’t mind that I said that, right?"
Craigslist Copper: "Nah, it’s whatever. Turns out our Sergeant in the force was the one who took 10 Kilos of Cocaine from the evidence room."
Me: “Goddamn!” we both start laughing at this point
blah blah later, we set up to meet the next day so I can buy some more games off the guy. I called him this morning but he didn’t answer, which I thought was weird. I got a e-mail shortly after and I quote:
“Please refrain from contacting me again I don’t like to associate with people who openly do illegal activities and care to tell me knowing who I am have a good day I hope y’s was to your liking”
Salty as fuck after reading that. This is the only time in my life where me telling someone I smoke weed was a negative. It’s never been a problem in any past relationships or with my friends and family. This Craigslist Copper though, dude is missing out on some easy money because the guy he sold a video game to smokes weed. I missed out on a 10 dollar copy of 3D Dot Game Heroes, Persona 4 Golden, and some PS2-era greatness(for cheap as hell) and man it made me salty. I can’t find those games anywhere.
FUCK YOU CRAIGSLIST COPPER FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP AND THEN CRUSHING THEM
BY NOT SELLING ME OLD VIDEO GAMES
TRUDEAU LET ME DOWN
I GO SMOKE NOW
