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that wasn a mugging. homboy just got tired of shorty takin his sweet time to get that all elusive Charizar. He knew from experience Charizars only appear for a short time in one spot and ran to the pokemon’s location to try and capture it for him.

which i think he did just in the nick of time.

(Sigh. Are we still talking about Maximilian and giving his mediocre ass undue attention? If wanted to hear some white people say the n-word, then I would just watching Blazing Saddles again. In fact, I did just that yesterday and may well do it again before the week is out.)

Ha. I actually laughed at that video. While it is good to see that he did not get hurt and the guy stealing it is obviously in the wrong, at the same time, I will admit it is rather cathartic to see someone zombified by a phone get punched in the face given how increasingly commonplace it. Why is it so much to ask to at least pay nominal attention to your surroundings?

Honestly, the only thing surprises me is that more of these damn idiots have not gotten hurt or not gotten killed or even have not killed someone else given the amount of people I still see on their phones while driving, as happened with that idiot in Baltimore a month or two ago.

It looked like the dude that mugged him was streaming too lol.

I’m confused, why didn’t he pull his piece and empty it in that mutherfucker?

(Perhaps because he was too busy on the ground nursing his possibly broken jaw even if he had a gun? Just a guess.)

Ha. I watched that video’s beginning again and you can clearly see the thief strolling up behind him. How the fuck are you so immersed in your own narcissism that you cannot hear or even just sense someone behind you? Anubis Christ. He is lucky that the guy just sucker-punched him and robbed him rather than being one of the muggers who kill the people even after they get what they want.

Video is even more laughable just because the thief’s face was caught on camera, so the useless streamers were actually good for something for once. Situation is stupid all around, but that is humanity for you.

Excuse me, but not only does there seem to be an omission here, but you also ended your sentence with a preposition. I am going to have take away your Grammar Nazi license, you fraud.

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Until now I had never seen an Asian girl in a Hooters uniform. Now I know why.

Manx’s Bidness tip #238:

When someone comes inside your store (my first mistake) wanting to buy an RX480… Don’t try to sell them a GTX 970… :mad:

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I am currently ejaculating. On my new video card. :cool:

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Ending sentences in prepositions is completely fine, you dumb fuck.

I see you guys are trying to level up your game by training like One Punch Man.

But while you waste your time focusing on strength, I’m going to become infinitely more sassy and condescending.

You and your push up regiment are all fucked the moment I develop telekinetic powers.

whats funny is Tatsumaki is 28.

Sure, it is indeed grammatically correct, at least informally. It is still, however, frowned upon formally and given that frowning condescension is all that true Grammar Nazis care about when correcting grammar, you are still a fraud, fraud. :coffee:

Mob-kun is second best esper after Sakai. But seriously that dude that “mugged” that punk had a camera hanging from his head lol

AGREED 120%

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We haven’t done this in awhile. Post your desktop. You don’t have to reply just to post it, just add it to your next barf.

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Where the calves at though?

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(@Pertho, whenever you get the chance, I would still like to hear your opinions about MvC3 in VampireSoldier’s game mechanic thread.)

Blegh. These double chocolate cookies are even more terrible than usual. Glad that my friend did not take my advice yesterday and got the half-and-half “race traitor” cookies. Forcing myself to eat all 20 of them as secular penance and punishment.

Good timing. I was considering asking this given that I actually changed my desktop background just last week:

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