I wear shorts at the gym because chicken legs just feel the salt
wait…really? this is def a japanese skin for sure. lol. japan and korea are allll about dat bboying life.
That face needs a prayer but them tits are A+.
I hate people that dont listen when they ask for advice, its like I already fucking told you not to do that and you did it anyway, I swear some people need a fucking shock collar so I cant zap their dumb ass.
Today I learned that obnoxious drunks can be made infinitely more tolerable with a thick Caribbean dialect. I just sat there listening to his nonsense and hearing him call me “boi” made me giggle inside every single time.
manager asked me why I am looking at her thigh tattoo, maybe its because your thicc ass chun thighs are out
Not falling for this mixup tho, @“Phantom Angel” papa epi has fallen, come and avenge him in KOFXIV
Hope you NYC heads are safe and did not get hit in that terrorist bombing last night.
Are you not aware of the Lost 12th Commandment? “Thou shalt only have sex face-to-face, man on top.”
yep
haha…who in the HELL was hitting that?! Where is the neck? This is terrible…the woman looks like Bebop’s little sister…terrible, man.
Also—female privilege strikes again, of course. There’s been a couple of bizarre stories lately of male sex offenders getting little to no real legal consequences (usually that’s reserved for white American males, apparently), but we know the real deal here— with statutory rape…if you’re a woman, it’s not really a big deal and you’ll be ok. Also… murder; they can literally get away with murder too. Anyway, look at that warthog looking wildebeest over there… Jesus H. Christ, man… the traumatizing thing here would be when people find out you actually did hit that. This one… this isn’t a conquest any dude would likely be bragging about, in high school or later.
Usually, the teachers in stories like this are supposed to be HOT…especially when the story shows how they basically got away with little to no consequences.
*sidenote— once again I am amused by this new stereotype we have going here… when I think of a teacher or other school figure that was molesting a student…at this point it’s ALWAYS a woman that comes to mind first. Women have actually taken over this particular stereotype in recent years. The story headline could read something like “Teacher exposed in inappropriate affairs with 4 students…”—and immediately I’m thinking “Ok, how hot is she…and I’ll bet she gets off light; probably just got probation…”
Enjoy unemployment.
Whats wrong with looking at someones tattoo? I would have just asked what it is. Or would have just said I like tats so im curious
how does it feel knowing an inferior woman has power over you?
dont worry everyone.
i’m safe.
i used a mother and her child as human shields to protect me from the blast.
#mylifematters #notyours
edit
i actually tried searching for ‘used woman as shield’ and all that came up was pics and gifs of the new Wonder Woman holding up her shield.
roll eyes
fuckin cunt.
i did NOT write Pikachu! i wrote…yunno what i wrote.
Super Edit:
hmmm. so there are two known words on these forums that are auto censored. one is the n word, the other the c word.
one transforms into cosplayer, the other into pikachu.
Lets see what happens when i write the n-word and the c-word back to back…
hmmmm.
was not expecting that to happen. interesting.
Two bombs over the weekend and some guy stabbing people in Minnesota. When is the government finally going to take this furry menace seriously?
She knows what she is doing, but she fails to realize my heart is dedicated to the The Empress
I don’t know how I missed this commercial when it first aired, but I saw it now. Enjoy. Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5vwUM_uuM
also…
Somebody. Hit. that. :wasted:
-Starhammer-
As someone who is interested in things most Christians would call “the occult”, I think I’d be burned at the stake long before my pussy licking was even an issue.