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This is some good ass soup famalam. Glad I cracked eggs in it.

Does that make HAX salty at me then?

Still many years later people complain about “autos”, as the SCAR and G3.
Bots from Condition Zero play better than the majority who hop onto casual servers and bots from CS:GO.
SCOOTER - 4 am; In a last match I was at 1 hp and held a FAMAS with just 24 bullets, I had spent all my clips and killed four Ts. That usually does not happen - then I died to a Bizon headshot at close, and the round was lost with last two CTs shot while defusing a bomb by the last terrorist alive with a Bizon SMG.

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http://i.imgur.com/EzispV7.jpg

This music video is 4 million views away from reaching 1 billion views…and this literally the first time i’ve ever heard anything about this song.
Am i THAT out of touch with popular culture?

i’m old.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/Charlton%20Heston%20Laugh_zpseqhtrpn1.gif

He couldn’t even shake at the end. Poor losers don’t dap.

-Starhammer-

Holy shit I just remembered I saw one of those funky big ass mexican trucks that would usually have some spanish name on the back or jesus. Instead it was some metal as fuck anime background with dragons in shit lol. I had to do a double take on that one.

That’s okay, current popculture sucks. I am having to go backwards to find good shit.

I dont trust thrift stores, ive heard stories of people getting bed bugs from buying used clothes or buying used beds.

@missing person That dude with the hand shake brake. He probably did you a solid by not touching your hand, guy looks like a chronic masturbater.

Nah, since I know how to do a Dragon Punch on stick.

Some people. 2016 Shortcuts have been generously given.

Do not.

Sticking around as long as you have in the section you don’t even like, and don’t enjoy the quirks of the people around you who are going to be here whether you like it or not?

I can hear the LINKIN PARK AMV with Trunks in it from here.

https://i.imgur.com/egNxcJ9.jpg

This kinda makes up for a failed search. Avatars fitting words exactly.

Did you know about NOIDED in 2016 Manx?

Only go as far as…

The 200 million dollar doo doo shoe man :tup:

At least being single now I don’t have to ask for somebody else’s opinions on where I’m getting food at

Been hooked on listening to the Soul Edge soundtrack.

…Dammit Bamco, why the fuck did you not give Project Soul enough development time for Soul Calibur 5?
Then again, that guy who directed that game had some… fucked-up ideas.

Couldn’t shake because the rage had him too busy shaking like Michael J. Fox.

Me: so what do you feel like eating?
Her: you can choose since we ate at where i wanted
Me: let’s go to …
Her: Again? I don’t crave that now
Me: so then what are you craving
Her: no you choose
Me: i could eat anything
Her: you are so indecisive, let’s go to …
Me: victory

I could eat anything is checkmate

Try not to feel sentimental.

Protip: you can’t.

How to woman:

  1. grab nearest appendage.
  2. drag to $food-serving_location.
  3. Eat in complete silence.

:tup:

Pork loin approaches 24 hours of marination… When I get up, it will be slowly cooked until it reaches tender doneness.

I’m going back to Fiesta to get those chicken feet I saw. Souse meat + crackers for snacks at work.

:tup:

You can’t fool me, @Neesa!

http://i.imgur.com/eQwPLyV.jpg?1

:tup:

me too!
i was once shopping for bomber vests in this bargain basement store, and some chick passed by me and said to her friend “This place has bed bugs.” and i swear to God at that exact moment i started to itch lol.
psychological imprints, i swear. (^.^)