real talk, he was about to get slapped if it wasn’t for Giulia Salemi’s calves. that vagina area had some serious razor bumps (I HOPE THEY WERE RAZOR BUMPS BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO SLEEP WITH HER).
anyway, Royce Gracie came up to the store today. i shook his hand and peaced out. he had a whole entourage that would wreck some hipsters though. also they had a girl with them who’s calves are UBER. she was rail thin with big athletic diamonds (my Kryptonite). i’d still shoot her if she wanted to fight. i got too many guns to be scared of an MMA fighter.
Glad to see XboxAhoy upgraded from Call Of Duty gun vids to this work of art. Like the amount of detail and research and his narration makes you feel like you were there to enjoy the game he talks about during it’s glory days. Like he really hammers it home what it was that made the game so significant and legendary
George Lucas’ neck looks like it’s swallowing his face. How this arrangement happened I don’t know. Dis nigga. :mad: I know for sure that money makes you better at life but goddamn.
i dont understand how he … when he has so much money, refuses to hire a personal trainer and docs to get his ass skinny and in shape, not to mention to get some plastic surgery to remove that turkey neck fat of his.
seriously man.
i remember how skinny he was during the filming of New Hope.
it sucks to get old.
and fat.
because your metabolism slows down due to hormones decreasing from cellular degeneration of the glands.
i swear, everyone should be on hormone replacement therapy. fuck, all hormones should be over the counter. as long as people do it responsibly and not to turn into freakish muscleheads.
I laughed when I saw tight fitting suit on this list. One of these things is not like the others. What do I wear to an important event as a male then? A bathrobe? Wtf is this even.
Fucking Anthony Morris is dead set serious about no JWs wearing anything tight-fitting. Dude is paranoid about being turned gay. Probably because he already is.
They expect you to wear a two-size too big baggy suit like the rest of them.
