SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

mIRC · September 9, 2016, 4:52am

My friend told me while she was in college she had an indian roommate that only let the water hit her when she showered, no soap. Also, whenever she’d use the bathroom she’d leave a ring on the toilet seat.

crucades · September 9, 2016, 4:53am

ring of dookie?

mIRC · September 9, 2016, 4:59am

Nah, she didn’t think it was shit. Just whatever dirt rubbed off of her ass.

BullDancer · September 9, 2016, 5:08am

Cracker ass bitch I am bruv. Lol

Starhammer · September 9, 2016, 5:11am

Preppy:

Manx:

How quickly can you take a scalpel and remove every foot post I’ve ever made? Including this one. You know, just in case…

:tup:

The best route to go would be to issue a shadow-ban so nobody else can see you and then you could go through and figure out what specifically needs to be handled before being brought back online. I had the same problem with my robot pr0n fan fiction stories but cleaned it up just in time.

On a semi-related note:

As I advised Pertho when I made him a mod, less modding == better modding. The community should be able to self-regulate itself, and when people go off their rocker (I’m looking squarely at Rick Ross’s vacated seat now) we can try to talk them down and move on if needed. Since I trust y’all, I’m taking a step back from day to day modding. I can still solve problems if needed, but Pertho and the other GD mods are more than able to not handle things that don’t need handling, and if really really really needed they can step in. Hopefully that doesn’t happen often. People are going to be idiots, mods are going to be scrubby, and we can all level up together. Less modding is better modding, and having one less mod is one excellent step in that direction. :tup:

-Preppy

Pertho got a hammer?

Cue the evil laughter.

Nevermind. I got it.

-Starhammer-

Shaft_Agent · September 9, 2016, 5:37am

IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE IT MADE HER WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/tKE0Yu2.jpg

“we’re learning about petrified wood today, Miss Quotes… TIMBerrrrrrrr! get it?” the teacher said smiling- but it was too late she already died from dehydration.

Vynce · September 9, 2016, 5:43am

@angelpalm Did this dude seriously just accuse you of being a serial rapist? That’s how it reads to me.

King9999 · September 9, 2016, 5:45am

I’m done

https://twitter.com/__J_R/status/773483496266268672

Jion_Wansu · September 9, 2016, 5:46am

Dangerous_J:

Space : The Final Frontier…

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before…
http://io9.gizmodo.com/happy-50th-anniversary-star-trek-1786384803

On September 8, 1966, exactly 50 years ago today, the very first episode of Star Trek aired on television. More than just science fiction, it dared to imagine a future for humanity where it had moved past war, inequality, and poverty, replacing them with tolerance, exploration, and hope. And it’s not an exaggeration to say that Star Trek changed the world.

Star Trek has had many incarnations over the years—there have been six television shows, 726 total episodes, 13 movies, and one reboot—but its primary mission has stayed the same. The result is a series that won countless awards (31 Emmys!) but has also fostered a massive fandom that includes actors, politicians, and more. It’s a show that created and made famous many of the tropes that science fiction uses all the time now. It’s a series so influential that an actual spacecraft was named after the fictional starship Enterprise. Scientists have spent years working to turn the fake technology seen in the series into a reality. President Barack Obama is a fan.

On-screen, it helped popularize diversity in popular entertainment. It made all its viewers feel included and inspired. A beautiful example is Leslie Jones telling the story of seeing Whoopi Goldberg on television for the first time and being so thrilled to see someone who looked like her. And that connects back to Goldberg, when she saw Uhura on Star Trek at age nine. “I looked at it and I went screaming through the house,” she said, “‘Come here, mom, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.”

It’s a show so ground-breaking that it gets credit for things it wasn’t even the first to do. Kirk and Uhura’s kiss wasn’t the first scripted interracial kiss on television, but everyone thinks it is. But that myth is still part of the influence of Star Trek, and it’s a myth easy to believe because of how hard Star Trek likes to push the boundaries, to (boldly) go whether other series and movies so seldom do, to reveal what humanity would look like at its most accepting, its most optimistic, and its most noble.

It seems impossible now, but back in 1966, the original Star Trek was not an easy sell—it had two pilots and a major cast change before going on the air—and it was canceled after three seasons, due to low ratings. But thanks to syndication, a loyal fandom arose, one that has only grown over the last five decades. Now it’s an institution. And it’s an institution that will continue, as the series finally returns to TV next year with Bryan Fuller’s highly anticipated Star Trek: Discovery.

Here’s to you, Star Trek. And here’s to the next 50 years.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b17f7a53f83c457628c4d62e913b94e2/tumblr_nkgqqas8xI1rlvh5jo1_500.gif

Like.

Back in 1996 I taped the 30th anniversary from TV. Damn. 20 years passed by so fast DAMN!!!

Femto_1 · September 9, 2016, 6:05am

You said ypu arent black neither.

Given the fact that ypu own a buisness, hired useless foerigners to boost profits, etc, you are clearly white

The only other people who are as efficient would be asian…

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@SNAAAAKE is an Injun. A real one from India. Not the one’s given the name by the retards who “found” the U.S. continent.

Also he is considered Asian by non-'muricans.

Jimbo13 · September 9, 2016, 6:16am

That’s a common misconception, Columbus did not think he was in India or dealing with Indians he knew when he got here it wasn’t India… It was a mistaken translation that had nothing to do with India, he called the indigenous people Indos which is latin for People of God because he was comparing America to the garden of Eden.

dab00g · September 9, 2016, 7:00am

The indian girls i been with smell like typical girls in victoria secret lotion

Matriarch · September 9, 2016, 7:07am

First, they will worship me. Their adoration will make it all the more sweet when I feed their souls to a dark titan fetched from the nether.

I mean…gross…zip up your pants.

Dangerous_J · September 9, 2016, 7:16am

A lot of people coming straight from India continue their cooking styles which use a lot of cumin, garlic, onions in which tends to stick to clothes quite easily.
Consumption of those and sweating changes body chemistry so that probably adds to it .
A lot of people in India have similar aromas so they probably dont recognize it, even when they come to a Western country.

The only people who dont outright use deodorant are those hardcore religious ascetics, but those exist mostly in India , not here.

As far as I know, there is no prohibition against deodorant .

Tekno_Virus · September 9, 2016, 7:34am

eeeyyyy

dab00g · September 9, 2016, 7:37am

O

You once loved penis

Though you have said you would fuck brock sampson meaning only brock lesnar would be “worthy” to get into your teepee

Or maybe eat your log cabin

pedoviejo · September 9, 2016, 7:41am

Ironic given how he wrote about them in private, and ended up treatimg them. Lofl

No dude, its not a fpod stench. Its a i javemt bathed and used deoderant arm pit smell. In both females and males.

Where they born heee, and or heavily Americanized? These folks arent americanized and moved from india to get their education

Tekno_Virus · September 9, 2016, 7:44am

She can protect that smile.

dab00g · September 9, 2016, 8:04am

pedoviejo:

Jimbo13:

Femto:

SNAAAAKE is an Injun. A real one from India. Not the one’s given the name by the retards who “found” the U.S. continent.

Also he is considered Asian by non-'muricans.

That’s a common misconception, Columbus did not think he was in India or dealing with Indians he knew when he got here it wasn’t India… It was a mistaken translation that had nothing to do with India, he called the indigenous people Indos which is latin for People of God because he was comparing America to the garden of Eden.

Ironic given how he wrote about them in private, and ended up treatimg them. Lofl

Dangerous_J:

pedoviejo:

@Dangerous J

do the majority of indian people from the motherland not wear deoderant? I’ve noticed a trend that’s odd and noticable to the senses.

A lot of people coming straight from India continue their cooking styles which use a lot of cumin, garlic, onions in which tends to stick to clothes quite easily.
Consumption of those and sweating changes body chemistry so that probably adds to it .
A lot of people in India have similar aromas so they probably dont recognize it, even when they come to a Western country.

The only people who dont outright use deodorant are those hardcore religious ascetics, but those exist mostly in India , not here.

As far as I know, there is no prohibition against deodorant .

No dude, its not a fpod stench. Its a i javemt bathed and used deoderant arm pit smell. In both females and males.

dab00g:

pedoviejo:

@Dangerous J

do the majority of indian people from the motherland not wear deoderant? I’ve noticed a trend that’s odd and noticable to the senses.

The indian girls i been with smell like typical girls in victoria secret lotion

Where they born heee, and or heavily Americanized? These folks arent americanized and moved from india to get their education

One was american, the other moved here at 8

StockyJam · September 9, 2016, 8:12am

I had a teacher from an island off the coast of india and she had the hairiest legs under her panty hose. Like a man type hairy legs. And the panty hose just folded the hair down which made her hairy legs look even more freakishly jairy. Not tryin to be racist…but it seems indians culturally dont have personal hygiene as a high priority.