If you’re gonna post stupid shit on Facebook publicly, and claim you have free speech rights, then I’m going to exercise my free speech rights to call you an idiot.
The biggest problem with Facebook is it gave a voice to the unrefined masses, and now we can’t shut them up; they think they need to share every idiotic idea that pops into their heads
Two trains are approaching each other from 500 miles apart. One is travelling at 75mph, the other at 33% of that speed. At this rate, how long before a straight white male oppresses every woman on campus by telling one she has a nice shirt on?
I’m fuckin’ dyin here, LOL.
I kept looking at Borma sideways because of how they did the cyber-eyes on him. Wait, cyber-eyes? Thought that bug-eyed look was his actual eyes!
Saito needs a goddamn proper cyber-eyepatch instead of that awkward thing.
Batou looks confused as hell. As if he switched bodies with Bob of Tekken and now that mofo’s wondering how the hell to get back to his universe.
Motoko = …No real comment. She looks short, though. Honestly would prefer her with less Asian features. Mostly because her cyberbody lacks such in ALL of Ghost in the Shell media she’s been in.
Aramaki looks shockingly accurate.
Tougusa… WHY THEY MAKE U OLD!!! For fuck’s sake, they could’ve gotten Richard Dean Anderson’s ass and had him regrow a mullet or something. BAM.
Ishikawa = scarily accurate.
No, I’m saying you’re attempting to divide by zero, because the scenario makes no sense here.
It’s one of the following:
1 - Either the parties involved are sober, in which case there’s no chance the scenario above would occur. Either they wouldn’t interact because they don’t know each others*, or they already know each others and nobody would be insulted if someone complimented a shirt, or
2 - Both parties are alcoholized**, in which case any interaction between two random people of the opposite sex on campus will result in breaking into a classroom/laboratory/library to fuck
Conclusion: this happened in some other country, and under no circumstances am I qualified to comment on the social dynamics of that country since I’m busy doing math, not geography.
Sober candinavians don’t talk to people they don’t already know, unless they’re asking for directions/the time, or are trying to buy/sell something, or they’re trying to convert the other party to a suicide cult. Sober small-talk with random people is punishable by public flogging.
** under no circumstances would only one person in this interaction be sober. Drunk scandinavians do not disgrace themselves by talking to sober people. Being the designated driver sucks, in other words.
For my submission…
Do you even lift?
Don’t answer that. Just think about that question, and think of someone stupid enough to say that to Eddie Hall.
Especially after he breaks the world record for a deadlift. …One that he set for himself prior.