SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

I never got invited to that shit? :mad:

Before you leave give me your spot :bee:

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The swedes are being left out. Doesn’t sound like we missing much doe! coffee emoji.png

Those white dudes should

Video of the Week.

I’ve shown at least 20 people this video, always get a good laugh until they see buddy at the end flame-broiled.

Oh, I passed 10K posts. Yay.

Was watching a thing on CBC that talked to a couple that took 500k, turned it into a mil. And traveled the world(with less than 40k) all by not having kids and not owning a house.
This guy is arguing with me that this is impossible and said how when they return from their ā€˜little adventure’ back to the real world they’re screwed. Except the fact that they took 500k and made it grow 100% in a very short amount of time, they’re extremely strict on how they’re spending their money, very minimal payments, and that they are never ā€˜coming back’ from their little adventure since growing their funds will result in raised income and now they will never be having a ā€˜real job’ ever again.

Why the fuck is it people can’t understand that doing things outside the paradigm of what people consider the norm isn’t a bad thing?
"Well they dont have kids…if inflation is 2% then thats only 20k so how can they live, what about tax?"
Like if you understood investments these questions are so easy to understand and you see what these people are doing is actually amazing and not all that hard or innovative…but its different and you’re not capable of doing it. Therefore these people are ā€˜stupid’.

@angelpalm One of the curators of the D&D Wiki is online asking how they can clean it up. :rofl:

ā€œNuke the homebrew section and just completely and start overā€ is the overwhelming response. Seriously, read that thread. It’s hilarious. The idea of content that is so bad it can’t even make it to the wiki makes me wanna deal 20D4 to my eyes, as in stab myself 20 times in both eyes with a sharpened D4. But dude says that they regularly have to delete illegal loli/furry shit content and loooong-winded fan-fict type shit that people write:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/sPw8V7c.png?1

:rofl: D&D attracts the weird.

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Amateur. :coffee:

Stay free, my black friends.

Got tornado warnings all around me here. Staying safe by browsing SRK.

This is that same shit Dave Chapelle said would happen.

I hate it when I find cute geeky t-shirts that I cannot justify buying.

Virtually everyday I am required to dress ā€œprofessionallyā€ because I’m either seeing patients at the hospital or teaching on campus. Basically that means I don’t get to wear anything fun, and when I go home and look at my collection of t-shirts that I only get to wear on the weekends it makes me sad.

Maybe my patients and students would appreciate Gengar, Chun li, Princess Zelda, Jean Grey, and Maleficent. I understand not looking like a bum, but for fuck’s sake how dangerous is it to have a bit of fun and have some personality to your clothes?

Recently changed jobs and before it was dress shirt and slacks and dress shoes. Now it’s dark jeans and just a collar on the shirt at least. And it doesn’t feel like work quality has gone down due to that. I mean like you said don’t look like a bum, but in the end who really gives a shit right? That shouldn’t change how you are viewed the same way someone wearing a beer shirt doesn’t make me think the person is an alcoholic.

If you saw what passes for professional in El Paso you’d never ask that again.

Look as is this new gen of kids have a problem doing anything like fucking adults. Least we can have them do is dress like it.

This Nioh Beta is ridiculous. Anybody who owns a PS4 needs to hop on this ASAP.

I was backtracking through a cave and noticed something. A normal looking wall; had grown eyes and was staring at me. So I do the natural thing anybody would do, I hit it. Its eyes turn red and it starts growling. So I walk up and bow, the fucking thing grabs me and starts a mini boss fight. And when you kill it, it crumbles away revealing a shortcut.

How is it possible to for a game to be this amazing?

Well obviously it needs to be something that isn’t offensive to most rational people.

But how bad is it in El Paso?

That guy that set the other dudes on fire…surely that’s 2 charges of attempted murder…?

Also—I am wondering how that guy managed to get a job anywhere with that kind of criminal record…maybe the employer didn’t bother doing a background check on him. Who would be dumb enough to hire someone with a ā€œrap sheetā€ like that? Even though it’s all in the past…nah, better safe than sorry.

…*totally out of the blue here—I just remembered… I don’t think I’ve EVER shitted at school…at least not until the college years, which would be expected at some point since I was living on campus. I am not sure why this fact just appeared in my mind but there ya go. Part of it had to do with how nasty the bathrooms were, especially in the junior high building. It was not a surprise to see a random turd on the floor in there. Fortunately, I was always able to wait until I got home to ā€œdrop a deuceā€ā€¦heh, that’s one of my favorite phrases that refers to the act of shitting. ā€œPinch a loafā€ would also get a laugh or two out of me.

Kind of messed up how some of ya are cracking jokes about those dudes that got set on fire by that lunatic. The only thing worst than getting set on fire, is the aftermath should you survive.

I think I might honestly rather just be put out of my misery if that happened to me. The dude who did them like that needs to rot. Takes a evil dude to make the decision that he wants to set a person on fire.

People think fancy jeans are work attire.

Depends on how far you are up the Wal-Mart ladder.