SRK Lounge: More like turned on by Lesbian Seagulls

Combo_Knight · August 18, 2016, 9:21pm

WTF-AKUMA-HAX:

ExposedD:

that’s a good thing , right?

“Jails” in a very loose term are looking more like cattle slaughterhouses, or holding pens. That’s a good one on it, even if it ties into a lot of other things in a vicious cycle. Money kickbacks that the police then depended on tie directly into how many people they put in jail, and it doesn’t go towards improving facilities.

Cut corners everywhere private prison system so top admins can get all the money is another basically corrupt system of things.

Another documentary somewhere went into how you cannot be jailed for being poor, according to constitution/law but this happened to some people, one lady, for even a mistaken identity. Someone else’s debt. Scary thought, which was the start of that documentary, how private prisons look to jail people 1st, ask questions or sort it out later in the name of making money-for profit enterprise they don’t have to answer to anybody. Especially in line with the Olympics which stories come out every time about being jailed for being an undesirable, or stain on the country, people rounded up.

In Atlanta, people were jailed in a Greyhound Bus station very close to the stadiums, and it was never explained why.

Goddamn you know the discussion is real when you can read a Hax 100 percent clearly.

Dangerous_J · August 18, 2016, 9:21pm

Xvideos · August 18, 2016, 9:22pm

No video? Damn it. Could have been epic.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · August 18, 2016, 9:24pm

You have 3,000 billion hours in Final Fantasy Furteen.

Preppy · August 18, 2016, 9:25pm

The previous ones were not intentional and fucked shit up. I’d hope that never happens again. Why?

Combo_Knight · August 18, 2016, 9:27pm

You fucking liar.

Spoiler

it’s 2 million hours…

Weeaboo · August 18, 2016, 9:39pm

Going through SRK.com feedback forum, found this : Removal of a lot of accounts

Going on how nonchalant he (MrWizard) was I assume it was intentional and was wondering if its ever going to happening again.

shinquickman · August 18, 2016, 9:46pm

Aww, I thought you were talking about Pittbull, the quote endquote rapper. Funny story about him. Back in high school his friends used to rag on him for having small feet, my sister being one such friend. Nowadays, Pitbull wears shoes that are several sizes bigger to compensate.

Reticently · August 18, 2016, 10:07pm

Gawker.com to shut down next week

Gawker.com, the flagship site of Gawker Media that typified the company’s candid and unapologetic brand of journalism, will be shuttered next week.

The development comes days after Univision agreed to buy Gawker Media, the pioneering digital news startup founded by Nick Denton, for $135 million.

News of the shutdown was first reported, naturally, on Gawker.com.

It represents an abrupt end for a site that helped define a snarky tone and style that are now ubiquitous across digital media. The site also served as a springboard for some of the internet’s best-known writers and editors.

But Gawker.com had its critics, many of whom are likely celebrating Thursday’s news. The site’s unsparing coverage prompted several lawsuits, including the one brought by the former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan that sent the parent company into bankruptcy.

Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, filed an invasion of privacy suit against Gawker Media after the namesake site published a portion of his sex tape in 2012. A Florida jury awarded Hogan $140.1 million in damages earlier this year, which motivated both Gawker Media and Denton to file for bankruptcy this summer.

Hogan’s lawsuit was financed by Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel, himself a target of Gawker’s coverage.

Denton delivered the news to staffers at a meeting early Thursday afternoon at Gawker’s headquarters in Manhattan, two hours before a scheduled hearing to ratify Univision’s acquisition and a day after he confirmed that he would be leaving the company following the sale.

But by the time the meeting was called, employees had resigned themselves to the reality that Gawker.com’s days were numbered.

“We’re all operating under the assumption that they’re shutting it down,” one staffer told CNNMoney, just before heading into the meeting.

Employees of Gawker.com have been told they will all have jobs, the staffer said. Those jobs could be at Univision after the sale officially goes through; in the near-term, they will likely be given jobs at other Gawker Media sites.

Negaduck · August 18, 2016, 10:43pm

That Metroid 2 remake is pretty dope so far. Killed a few Metroids early on but it’s feeling solid.

The spider climb in ball form is so dope

TonberryKing · August 18, 2016, 10:52pm

Reticently:

Gawker.com to shut down next week

Gawker.com, the flagship site of Gawker Media that typified the company’s candid and unapologetic brand of journalism, will be shuttered next week.

The development comes days after Univision agreed to buy Gawker Media, the pioneering digital news startup founded by Nick Denton, for $135 million.

News of the shutdown was first reported, naturally, on Gawker.com.

It represents an abrupt end for a site that helped define a snarky tone and style that are now ubiquitous across digital media. The site also served as a springboard for some of the internet’s best-known writers and editors.

But Gawker.com had its critics, many of whom are likely celebrating Thursday’s news. The site’s unsparing coverage prompted several lawsuits, including the one brought by the former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan that sent the parent company into bankruptcy.

Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, filed an invasion of privacy suit against Gawker Media after the namesake site published a portion of his sex tape in 2012. A Florida jury awarded Hogan $140.1 million in damages earlier this year, which motivated both Gawker Media and Denton to file for bankruptcy this summer.

Hogan’s lawsuit was financed by Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel, himself a target of Gawker’s coverage.

Denton delivered the news to staffers at a meeting early Thursday afternoon at Gawker’s headquarters in Manhattan, two hours before a scheduled hearing to ratify Univision’s acquisition and a day after he confirmed that he would be leaving the company following the sale.

But by the time the meeting was called, employees had resigned themselves to the reality that Gawker.com’s days were numbered.

“We’re all operating under the assumption that they’re shutting it down,” one staffer told CNNMoney, just before heading into the meeting.

Employees of Gawker.com have been told they will all have jobs, the staffer said. Those jobs could be at Univision after the sale officially goes through; in the near-term, they will likely be given jobs at other Gawker Media sites.

Cyntalan · August 18, 2016, 10:58pm

Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease let Kotaku go with it… :prayer:

Spider Ball’s the one thing about AM2R that I felt was not improved at all compared to the original. Thought it slowed the game down a lot. My only other complaint about the remake is Screw Attack is broke as shit. Other than that? Really well put together, especially for a fanmade creation.

Xvideos · August 18, 2016, 11:04pm

And Jezabel, and io9

TonberryKing · August 18, 2016, 11:08pm

Jezebel is closing down on sept 20th apparantly. It’s such a shame, now we won’t have to read anymore articles about how all men are rapist and how much society hates women.

Negaduck · August 18, 2016, 11:08pm

Was spider ball in other games? I don’t remember it although my Metroid experience is super M, the first prime and fusion

Cyntalan · August 18, 2016, 11:11pm

Just Metroid 2 and the Primes, I believe. (Prime Spider Ball was alright, though)

Starhammer · August 18, 2016, 11:20pm

basically, private prisons are little more than a business. They get state funding for the number of beds they fill, so they make certain…“Incentives” available if people end up in their establishment. That’s why people have been snatched up for BS charges and stuck in prisons to rot for the rest of their lives while everybody from the cops to the judges and everyone in between takes a share of the cash. If they do shut down the private prisons, the incentive to harass innocent people will be lessened since there won’t be any money in it. It might not completely fix the problem, but it’s a long overdue part in the process.

-Starhammer-

po_pimpus · August 18, 2016, 11:23pm

Reticently:

Gawker.com to shut down next week

Gawker.com, the flagship site of Gawker Media that typified the company’s candid and unapologetic brand of journalism, will be shuttered next week.

The development comes days after Univision agreed to buy Gawker Media, the pioneering digital news startup founded by Nick Denton, for $135 million.

News of the shutdown was first reported, naturally, on Gawker.com.

It represents an abrupt end for a site that helped define a snarky tone and style that are now ubiquitous across digital media. The site also served as a springboard for some of the internet’s best-known writers and editors.

But Gawker.com had its critics, many of whom are likely celebrating Thursday’s news. The site’s unsparing coverage prompted several lawsuits, including the one brought by the former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan that sent the parent company into bankruptcy.

Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, filed an invasion of privacy suit against Gawker Media after the namesake site published a portion of his sex tape in 2012. A Florida jury awarded Hogan $140.1 million in damages earlier this year, which motivated both Gawker Media and Denton to file for bankruptcy this summer.

Hogan’s lawsuit was financed by Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel, himself a target of Gawker’s coverage.

Denton delivered the news to staffers at a meeting early Thursday afternoon at Gawker’s headquarters in Manhattan, two hours before a scheduled hearing to ratify Univision’s acquisition and a day after he confirmed that he would be leaving the company following the sale.

But by the time the meeting was called, employees had resigned themselves to the reality that Gawker.com’s days were numbered.

“We’re all operating under the assumption that they’re shutting it down,” one staffer told CNNMoney, just before heading into the meeting.

Employees of Gawker.com have been told they will all have jobs, the staffer said. Those jobs could be at Univision after the sale officially goes through; in the near-term, they will likely be given jobs at other Gawker Media sites.

THANK YOU, BASED HULK HOGAN.

You may hate the fact your daughter dates niggas with the hard r, but you’ve done the world a great service.

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE…

Cyntalan · August 18, 2016, 11:24pm

Source on this?

Rick_Ross · August 18, 2016, 11:49pm

Lol.

One of my subscribers on Youtube is some weird Mexican dude who has a video of Hatsune Miku giving fellatio to mosaic’d ding-dong.

Youtube these days.