SRK Lounge: Measure all you want, it's still tiny

Ok let me get this straight…

None of you but me can see this…

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But everyone can see this…

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This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Why?

I’m wondering if that inmate was female. Otherwise this is double lulz.

Thread change. Already!?

Oh man I DEFINITELY see that.

If they born and raised in the U.S. I don’t acknowledge half of those fuckers as Puerto Rican. I am not taking the blame for the stupid shit they do.

I see a broken image link

i figured title was in reference to rockbs penis

I did hear it was a female. I’m not sure there’s a man stupid enough to want to have sex with male inmates. I could be wrong however.

I am wondering how this particular man got caught though. Was he caught on video? Did the other females rat him out due to jealousy of the woman was actually getting some?

This is going to be an interesting 2 pages…

full of gifs…

In before gifs. Gonna class it up before Gary Coleman ashes it up:

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Yep, pretty sure I would hit it.

Looking directly at Dat Azz… OMGHI2U!

-Starhammer-

Don’t know what TIS’s first pic is supposed to be, but the reason we can see the second is because this is a good and just universe.

(…Because white is right? I’m assuming it’s supposed to the same picture? Maybe you slightly changed the url the first time?)

Weird. My Internet randomly went off sometime last night as I only found this morning, right before I needed it for something this morning that I got done anyway. I’m still not sure why it does that. Maybe it’s just Comcast…

Anyway, while on my little, successfully accomplished errand, I took some lighter reading with me than Death by Black Hole just so I could read something on the short train ride over (since I decided to be a lazy bastard and not walk 14 miles). I took some nerdy things like A Concise History of Mathematics, Introducing Logic: A Graphic Guide and a small book just titled History. However, I didn’t get around to any of those because I made the mistake of taking an even smaller book called Ignorance is Blitz; also partly because I didn’t have to wait around nearly as long as I thought I would.

Oh man. I forgot how discouraging that book is. Now, please understand, it is a comedy book about history; However, the “problem” arises because it’s taken from actual (anonymous) student entries and my being someone who actually likes history. As such, the content seems to split half between hilariously stupid (like 45% of SoVi3t’s posts) and rage-inducing (like another 45% of SoVi3t’s posts). I think the first time I tried to get through it, I had to put it down by the fifth entry. Let me show you why–please note that this is only going to be like half of the entry because my vague understanding of copyright law when it comes to replicating most printed texts or whatever:

The Bold and Typos Aren’t Mine For Once

[details=Spoiler]Civilization woozed out of the Nile about 300,000 years ago. The Nile was a river that had some water in it. Every year it would flood and irritate the land. This tended to make the people nervous.

There was Upper Egypt and Lower Egypt. Lower Egypt was actually farther up than Upper Egypt, which was, of course, lower down than the upper part.

This is why we learn geography as a factor in history.

Rulers were entitled Faroes. A famed one was King Toot. It was a special custom among them not to marry their wives.

The pyramids were large square triangles built in the desert. O’Cyrus, a god who lived in a piramid, would give you the afterlife if your sole was on straight.

Members of the upper class were able to live posthumorously through the art and facts buried with them. Eventually the Egyptian drowned in the desert.

Mesapatamia was squigged in a valley near the Eucaliptus river. Flooding was erotic.

Babylon was similar to Egypt because of the differences they had apart from each other. Egypt, for example, had only Egyptians, but Babylon had Summarians, Acadians and Canadians, to name just a few.

The Sumerian culture, which was oldest, began about 3,500 years before Christmas.

People were allowed democratic freedoms like taking an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

King Nebodresser lived in a hanging garden to please his Hutterite wife.

Hammurabi was a lawyer who lived from 1600 B.C. to 1200 B.C.

The Babylonians honor their gods by building pyramids in the shape of zeplins.

The Assyrian program of exterminating various ethnic groups generally failed to promote cultural diversity. Founder of the Persian Empire was Medea. Persian kings kept power by dividing their land into providences administrated by sandtraps friendly to the king.

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That last line is also underlined because it just slew the fuck out of me in duel…er dual ways.

Merciful Minvera, I think I actually missed some blatant stupidity in there that I didn’t notice reading earlier. To think this is within the first eight pages and that it continues on for another one-hundred and thirty; this particular entry still has five paragraphs that got included, along with some notes that this same person apparently thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife.

For comedy, this just makes me hate humanity more.

Lol. Also at the (accused) prostitute with last name “Cummings”.

Also, which one of you guys posted the comment on picture 12? I’ve only looked at the first 13 pictures so far (and that’s all I’m going to look at for now because I have to work to do with my Internet back), but that one stood out the most…after the idiot friend of that Sheriff Deputy who got caught putting his nightstick somewhere it didn’t belong; you have to love both the fact that person probably thinks they’re helping and the fact that sex of the other participant(s) is left vague, though I suppose the latter is fair and for the best.

I WOULDN’T SAY oBAMA PREVENTED ANOTHER GREAT DEPRESSION. WE AREN’T OUT OF THE DANGER OF TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE JUST YET.

sleep well everyone

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I wonder what this ambiguous charge entails? (lol #.69)

In honor of Human Trafficking Awareness my university is going to be screening the movie, “Taken”.

Best decision they’ve done in a while.

I think playing SSF4 has made worse at fighting games.

I watched it to learn how not to get caught.

Lesson #1: Do not abduct Liam Neeson’s child.

I was playing 3sOE last night and beat out a mashed SA2 from wake up Chun with Ryu’s meaty crouch strong.

“Oh yeah…MEATIES CAN DO SOME SHIT IN THIS GAME.”

I don’t know. There’s something about SSF4 that makes people play retarded. Probably how little damage shit does and the fact that getting put in a bad position isn’t all that bad.