I wish Jim would do more low budget dramas or dark comedies. He was so good in Eternal Sunshine…
I wish he would do a new Ace Ventura…
I mean don;t get me wrong he’s super talented and can do great drama…But Ace was like…A huge part of my childhood…another would be so…Ace heh.
Ace Ventura is like Spawn and Jolt Cola. Better left to memory.
I’ve had a hankering to rewatch The Truman Show. Great movie.
Dude, you didn’t hear about the new Ace Ventura movie?
Ace Ventura sequel
Wasn’t there an Ace Ventura cartoon? If not, there should be. If there was, there should be more of it.
Yea, The Ace Ventura jr shit was the worst thing i’ve ever seen.
I particularly enjoyed Man on the Moon…very underrated Jim Carrey flick.
Last week: 1/2 gallon of milk 4 days outside the “expiration” date. Tasted like ambrosia.
Tonight: Quart of milk, unopened, 2 “days” before expiration. :wasted:
Stop trollin, Borden.
Actually…the milk can still be good up to 5 days after stamped expiration date.
I know. that half gallon had me starting to believe that it may taste better a bit behind the date… But it’s not worth the risk. :wasted:
Ok, a determination has finally been made with the latest revision of the Magnificent 5™:
Halle
Salma Hayek
Nicole Scherzinger
Nina Dobrev
Morena Baccarin
As mentioned previously, Beyonce is currently on the sideline due to the unfortunate medical condition known as “pregnancy”. Salma’s time to shine is long overdue, and she’s still slightly in the limelight due to her recent time on Ugly Betty (she was fading away for some strange reason before this show brought her back)…that’s good enough to meet the fame requirement. Plus, the sex appeal continues to be strong with that one…and she isn’t even close to hitting the wall yet…she’s destined to be one of The Eternals™ for sure. Nicole came back with a vengeance to actually surpass my baby Nina D., bumping her down to the #4 spot, and there you have the lovely Morena in the #5 spot. There are tons of others currently in orbit as “satellites” though (Jessica Lowndes, Ariana Grande, Katerina Graham, Zoe Saldana if she could gain a bit more weight, etc. Zoe did come very, very close to a formal Ascension this time)…there will never be a shortage of elite specimens out there, waiting to ascend the ranks. Mere mortal women only wish they could achieve such majesty and perfection… these elites stand on a rank far, far above those lowly peasants.
ALERT-- Andrea Tantaros is on Fox once again right now. I’d lick the sweat off her booty cheeks.
Years ago I poured myself a bowl of cereal using bad milk from a carton without knowing it. Went to get a mouthful and there was this pasty skin hanging from my spoon. It looked like a soggy paper towel. I didn’t touch milk for months after that.
Another thing that I stopped ingesting for awhile was scrambled eggs. I don’t know what it was, but my dad made these cheesy scrambled eggs with cubed chunks of ham mixed in. Made me feel ill. That’s when I switched to oatmeal for breakfast all day everyday.
I think I’m done with fighting games. I just don’t care about them anymore and it doesn’t seem the companies do either because they just keep getting progressively worse. I’m not even remotely hype about UMvC3 or SFxT. I’ve always hated KOF so the hype for XIII is non-existent. Skull Girls looks really fun but its not a game I see worth taking seriously.
Fuck I’m old.
Plus I think I’m just getting bored of video games in general aside from a few titles. Lately I have found table top gaming (not just D&D) a lot more entertaining than video games because there is just so much more to offer and so much more you can do. I don’t feel as limited and they actually make me think.
Again, I’m fucking old.
:clapdos: I want to meet this guy in person. You the bomb Million. Don’t ever change.
-Starhammer-
Speaking of milk…
AND I’M GLAD! I WISH THERE WERE FLIES GATHERED AROUND THE BOWL AS WELL, JUST LIKE THE ONES GATHERED AROUND THAT WOMAN’S ASS IN THAT PIC YOU LINKED!! Glad you had some retro-active payback for giving me the creepy crawlers. :tup:
Do NOT ever DM anything and be entertaining. Your life will never be the same again. :tup:
I could never DM. :lol:
I’ve been playing a lot of D&D (Gamma World), DC Universe table top and a lot of board games (Fortune and Glory, Touch of Evil, Last Night on Earth) with a group of friends every monday and I’ve been having a blast. A lot more than I usually do with fighting games.
We’re going to start a Blood Bowl league here soon too. It’s a fantasy football table top. And by Fantasy I mean Orcs, Elves, Undead, Dwarves…etc. Game Workshop makes it and a lot of my friends play it.
I’ve been having the urge to play D&D 4th ed. lately. What’s wrong with me?
Combat in 4th is better, imo.
Dr. Rockzo is a Clown I love to hate, and I HATE clowns.
I still play the same games I was playing 10 years ago. That’s where video games stopped for me.
I was playing Puzzle Fighter earlier. Hell of a game.