^ Well you took a hot load in the booty, so I guess it’s even…
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Personally, I don’t think you should’ve got married if you weren’t sure if it was for you…
EDIT: Being single is da bes, lack of stress/consequences for actions…
#noaccountability
Married to a bipolar wife in China…while cheating on wife with a trap…and taking it in the stinkstar?
What do you think, Lakers player Steve Nash?
This is why I don’t brag about my sexual conquests on SRK.
Not that I’ve had much to brag about in the past three years, but still…
Let’s see how much booze it takes for Geese to acquiesce to it.
Evo perhaps?
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I just sat down at my desk and the first thing I read this morning is MP’s tranny story… I got no words. o_O
Congrats, I guess? I mean, if you enjoyed it enough to share with everybody and defend against the hate, all the power to you. I’m glad you found some happiness in the midst of all the nonsense with your wife…
Epic story is epic regardless.
MY QUESTION THOUGH, and I don’t think it’s been brought up yet… You gonna share this story with the wife?
So this is what happens when I leave the internet for a week…
I mean, a lot of those rotten Roppongi or Shinjuku clubs I used to go to had some girls with giant lumps in their neck and Dwight Howard shoulders. Yeah… never that. Even after I had enough whiskey to light a match by sneezing. But do ya thing Miss.
Here you were, commentating the whole thing. We didn’t know.
What did yall do with my main man Nickguy
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@Cyntalian knew.
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Recovered my password just to comment here, shoutouts to whoever’s running Stream Monsters these days.
1: That story is fucking hilarious, good job.
2: Fist bump for the tranny-train, and double fist-bump for not backing down, saying you enjoyed it, defending yourself and your choice. Although I’m bi, I’ve only been with a couple guys before, mostly women, but tits + wang = best combo. There are plenty of other guys like that out there, and no, it doesn’t necessarily mean someone is in the closet. Just like there’s cases of gay people falling in love with someone of the opposite gender, a dick is /one part/ of what attracts us to others and loving the cock does not go hand in hand with loving guys.
And no, I have zero qualms telling strangers on the internet that. It’s 2012, that’s way too big a number to be crying about how uncomfortable that makes you.
3: Regardless of sexuality, it’s scientific fact that prostate stimulation feels good. If ya’ll bitches don’t like it then you’re either too afraid of what others think about you to try or admit to it, you’re scared of people hurting your feelings, or you’re afraid of the pain. That sounds pretty fuckin’ sissy to me.
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“Fell for the mixup and went ah fuck it I ain’t blocking.” Absolute gold.
I was just thinking this morning about how Missing Person never finished the awards from last year despite me keeping tab of all the good to come out of GD last year.
I was thinking that it wasn’t even a point in doing the awards this year because it’s been uneventful (despite a few bright points here and there), but MP definitely has changed my mind about that…
I’m really intrigued by this post now. Were you just getting your head bounced off the keyboard, or is there more to this?
Like I said, I could always finish it quick, just get some closure. But this may be the first time I have a chance to win an award aside from best new member 2008, and we all know e-cred is important, so…
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I can’t believe that Jabs would be that disapproving of MP getting a visit from the booty warrior. You do you, MP.
Real talk, I think its probably a good idea you just not be married. Manx said it best a few pages ago. It probably would just be best for you. Why tie yourself down to a crazy chick when you’re in a foreign country with chicks throwing pussy at you left and right? In a way, a lot of us wish we had your life, but on the other hand a lot of us don’t. There’s no way I’d enjoy coming home to Cuntzilla after chicks throw easy pussy at me…
On another note, @Sovi3t, take notes. Missing Person has officially wrapped up Sexual Deviant of the year in one post. You been tryin’ to win the award for what, 3 years now on porking fat clowns? Step yo game up!!!
^ @kaz lol what?
You gotta take crouching fierce to the booty to be considered a sexual deviant now?
BULLDANCER HAS LOGGED OUT FROM SRK
pics, let SRK judge for themselves!
So, I’ve been watching a lot of comedy shows on YouTube. I’m gonna share some of the links here, as I feel that laughter is a brilliant thing.
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I didn’t take pics because I was concerned with play chun vs. Cammy right, not whether I could fap
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