SRK Lounge I'm about to shine the bat signal off yo mama's fat _____

He is her music coach.
Its like a beautiful anime romance story.
They probably just chill and hang out, play videogames (which he always wins), smoke pot and have non penetrative intercourse. You know, normal things.

Today’s General Hospital starts off with basically all the hot girls in one scene! Hell yeah… Rebecca Herbst, Kirsten Storms, “Kristina”(the new #1 sexpot on the show), “Starr”, Kelly Monaco’s character and probably 2 or 3 others I’m forgetting already…all that hotness collected in one scene…that’s how you start off a show. Oh yeah… and Kate’s in there, along with the hot MILF that’s Dante’s mom…ohhh and now we go right into a scene with Carly. She has such a surprisingly great ass…doesn’t look like the type that would have a nice shapely ass but she does. Sheeeit, I wanted to get into some Borderlands 2 but I have to check the rest of this episode out right now. GH is LOADED with ass these days…they’re still the reigning champ of daytime tv hotness. There’s hardly any competition lately anyway.

*Spinelli has an actual, more believable love interest now… some decently cute redhead; “Ellie”. Nice. She seems to be just as much a dork as he is…so that’s why it seems more believable that they could end up being a couple, at least in my opinion.

haha, that commercial with the blue elephant toy is funny-- the voice over says “LOAD THE BALLS… twist the trunk, and watch 'em pop!” It’s hilarious to me in the same way that the “Mr. Bucket” commercials always made me laugh-- “I’m Mr. Bucket, put your balls in my top, I’m Mr. Bucket…out of my mouth they will pop” I’d love to hear the blooper reel on that…there’s no way the singers and jingle producers got through that in 1 take…no way.

tv/entertainment center setup— y’know, I should just get a 2nd tv and have them right next to each other…then I can get in some gaming and watch television conveniently all at the same time.

…this reminds me that I was spoiled enough to have 2 televisions in my room back the day…it was so great. They were on opposite sides of the room though, that was the only slight inconvenience…but I could be playing SNES/Genesis/Playstation, but have my favorite show on in the background…and simply pause it to check what was going on with the show. Heh, so awesome, it was.

He’s waiting till she’s 16…what’s the problem?

pretty sure i read this manga

Haha why, you don’t have any Kung Fu skillz?

LMFAO, so I walked into the bathroom… I swear, these college bathroom stories are ridiculous… and this dude is singing in the stall. No biggie, I’ve heard people singing to themselves while taking a shit in public. Not a bad singer either…
This fucking dude was singing TO HIS DICK…
"You help me get through the day!!! Showing me the wayyyy!!! To the PUSSAAYYY!!!
I wrap you up and put you up…"
I started laughing loud at that point and he stopped, realizing there’s somebody else in there.

I ain’t that type of Asian, my dude.

Why am I not surprised you’re the one that would say this?

Nice story, and I just Shippuga’d you into a Ryuijin, biotch. Finish off with dat Kuuenbu.

I’m not saying that it’s normal, but I don’t see an overwhelming problem with it unless he’s doing shit now…listen, the difference between 24 and 28 mentally is HUGE…I doubt by the time he’s 28 he’ll still be on it…and if he’s doing nothing now, he’s only guilty of being creepy at worst…

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Also, I did Goju-Ryu for 4 years and ninjitsu for 3.
IDK how much of that means anything anymore though, as I stopped about 7 years ago - though I’m currently in much better shape than I was back then… Much better shape.

Why are you not surprised it took this long to be said? Shit was a gimme.

I really hope you dont have kids

Who?

Wow, can’t wait until this child actually realizes that their are other “boys” out there her own age that she can better relate to. And I also can’t wait for this sick degenerate to cut her up into pieces and leave her in a garbage bag after she tries to leave his pathetic ass.

Probably me. I don’t plan on having kids, but if I did, I wouldn’t let my young daughter hang out with a guy like that. I’m just saying, if her parents don’t have a problem with it and he’s not doing anything inappropriate, I don’t see what the problem is beyond saying something that feels wrong.

lol wut
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Just think, this guy was alone with this child at the age of 8. Probably stuck it all in her pooper years ago and got her turned on to that so now her fragile and young mind thinks he is the greatest. Guess this what you have to do in life when you were born with a miniscule dick.

I didn’t say I’m not having kids, I said I don’t plan on it. What my wife is planning may be different…but even she isn’t 100% sure she wants to…

If she were born a man she’d be slappin’ asses more often then most men do.

One-dimensional-pedo-joke(Angrylib) is gonna have an inexplicably black child like William H Macy in Shameless.

Fuck kids…
They’re more responsibility than a pet…and my dog tests my patience at times.