That could be easily explained by Rohypnol during one of the many kidnappings.
You would forget a lot of things after the 3rd or 4th time a giant lizard man kidnapped you, force fed you mushrooms and kept you locked up in his dungeon.
After being ravaged so many times by his gigantic spiky penis, it would be MORE surprising if she could even feel something falling out of that torn and bloody gaping maw of a vagina.
Slowly but surely, this topic allowed my mind to wander back to this gem.
not exactly sure if its some kind of virus or hack. but i get spam emails specifically with the names of alot of facebook friends i talk to. i dont email them, so i dont think its a email contact hack. any ideas? the sender names will be specifically peoples facebook sn they use.
You don’t need an overstory for SMB. It’s pretty much the typical hero story:
- Princess gets taken.
- Fat plumber instead of Liam Neeson tasked with her rescue.
- Many creatures die during his quest (0 killed by Liam Neeson).
- Bowser is defeated; proceeds to not get a clue (or killed by Liam Neeson).
- Repeat.
But then you add 7 little koopas who you say are Bowser’s kids and we can go “lol ok” despite the lack of explanation where they came from, because we really don’t care. You’ve added characters to play a role and they did so.
But then you put them in SMW and the first thing you tell me in #1 Iggy’s Castle is that I have to push him into a lava pool? WTF why? That’s not right. I want to save, not send this little koopa to a fiery death. I’m 9 years old FFS, you can’t ask a kid to do this. **All he did was take an egg! How is that a capital offense?! **And as the game goes on you’re basically confirming this is what I’m doing and making me watch the others suffer similar fates. I have to live the rest of my life knowing this. What kind of sick game is this, Miyamoto? BTW thanks for the addition of a “death scream” in the GBA version when their contact with lava is made, you sadist. Those were repressed memories I didn’t need.
(“An expected database error has occurred. Please fuck off.”)
Man, all this Mystery Science Theater 3000 talk just reminds me how “sad” I am that Syfy doesn’t even show reruns of it anymore.
Who the hell said downtown was scary at all? Downtown is just shitty with very little going on, especially compared to other “downtowns”. There’s a vast difference between that and “scary”, though that isn’t to say that it isn’t potentially dangerous because, hey, Oakland.
If you want to show big and bad you really are though, then feel free to continue onward into West Oakland or even to go out of your way to East Oakland. Hope you brought your Kevlar.
…What the fuck? I can understand wanting an overstory, but why go out of the way to say that most of the children aren’t related to him–Morton Koopa Jr. thing aside–and then still not say who the fuck they’re actually related to. It just makes them being there even more weird, really.
It’s a capital offense because they’re second class citizens and thus the worth of their lives are below even the voracious pets of the mushroom kingdom, those green vacuums called Yoshis. It’s why Bowser is fighting mushroom oppression in the first place.
Koopa Power!
Whoa this thread has somehow managed to unhomo itself…
But what is this about Hulk Hogan? That nigga is making sex tapes now?
Man, fuck FGD. They can’t even have a decent troll discussion over there.
The stolen maple syrup scandal reminds me a of a quest in Kingdom of Loathing. Why can’t damned accordion thieves stick to just stealing accordions? :tup:
oh yo Joe Don Baker was sweet as fuckyfuck in the first Walking Tall movie, it pains me to no end in the Rock remakes they changed the sweetass name of Buford Pusser
Damned has the creepiest avatar on these forums.
I dunno what is it with del toro and not wanting to give creations eyes
eyes are pretty cool bro let things have it
Sheeeit,
Borderlands 2— Gunzerker/Salvador has turned out to be better and more fun than I imagined. There has seriously been only 1 or 2 times I’ve run out of ammo on one gun with that character, and I’ve got him up to level 23 now. For those unfamiliar with the greatness-- his action skill not only lets you dual-wield any combination of guns in the game, but you also get some powerful HP regeneration going immediately, along with ammo-regeneration…so it’s like he’s just magically getting bullets from nowhere like the dudes in Contra…NEVER running out of ammo, ever. Sal just gets more ridiculous from there of course as you add more abilities with the level-up points… I get increased damage resistance per kill. I have constant HP regeneration even when the action skill hasn’t been activated.
*I am still eagerly awaiting the next incident of Rhianna’s crying with a beat-up face once again. It will be fannnntastic.
*push-ups today = 700. YEAH.
fuck whoever drew that. they stole my idea :mad:
He’s probably why Miyamoto did that. He’s got more personality than all the koopalings combined.
Man fuck you guys now I gotta watch “The Deadly Bees”
Naked rihanna pics surfaced from those relationship issues too…
They were da bomb… she got a thick ass dome piece… like a braniac sized forehead, but damn… everything is else is great…
Level 8 Maya on dat PS Tripla…oh wait. :oops:
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Lol.
She’s 36, now.
Nice. I finished the mission where you kill the 3 assassins last night before I turned it off.
(Why would you go to FGD in the first place, goodm0urning?)
Part of my continuing to never understand the fascination with celebrities extends to sex tapes. I mean, I can understand if you’re attracted to the person I guess, but otherwise making a big deal about it, especially with someone like Hulk Hogan who was in a profession that has immodest clothing (to put in mildly) already, seems rather silly.
Creepier than Mr. X’s current one of Woody? Or my older Flapjack one?
I’m “flattered”.
I’d thought everyone would have seen Pan’s Labyrinth by now though. So it’s not like I was trying to be creepy; unlike with the Flapjack one I just remembered this was something I had a picture of.