SRK Lounge: If they made a movie about GD, I'd get Jonah Hill to play RockB

[Cryoh]

I used to have a glorious beard, but I had to trim that bad boy down when I started to do 9-5 M-F shifts with the big wigs.

[Redbeard]

lol gd has no standards when it comes to women…ya’all talk the talk but when it comes down to it. you are pickin the fatties that are left at the end of the bar when the lights come on. good lord people. are you guys shrek lookin muthafuckers is that the reason?

I like my woman fluffy with some stand out flaw that I can make fun of when they step out of line.

Beard slap is actually my Level 3 Super. Shit has invulnerable start up and 0 recovery.

[goodm0urning]

I dated this one chick when I was like 18, about a week after smashing her eye started sliding way far off to the side. Dunno what that shit was about.

You started looking at her face.

[Redbeard]

You started looking at her face.

That makes sense actually. Should have just stayed with the top of her head.

[Warpticon]

It still mindfucks me that Skyrim is not a basketball game.

[Rabbit2k7]

It still mindfucks me that Skyrim is not a basketball game.

God. Just. Yes.

NBA Street: Skyrim

[Carpet_Lint]

I’m like 98% sure that Hakeem had a post move by that name.

[Negaduck]

BOOMSHAKALAKA!

[Sexperienced]

i’ve always wondered if a rooster’s chin feels like a scrotum.

[TheBladeItself]

i’ve always wondered if a rooster’s chin feels like a scrotum.

This implies intimate knowledge of what a scrotum feels like.

I am of the school of thought that feeling parts of one’s own body elicits a different sensation than feeling something not attatched one’s own nerve endings.

Ergo… shakes his head

I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[Redbeard]

This implies intimate knowledge of what a scrotum feels like.

I am of the school of thought that feeling parts of one’s own body elicits a different sensation than feeling something not attatched one’s own nerve endings.

Ergo… shakes his head

I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

So what you’re really saying is… Sexperienced should feel yours to get more accurate data?

FOR SCIENCE!

[Shaft_Agent]

Lazy eyes?

Ya’ll niggas just a hot mess on this site aren’t ya’ll?

they sure are. smdh at these fools.

lol gd has no standards when it comes to women…ya’all talk the talk but when it comes down to it. you are pickin the fatties that are left at the end of the bar when the lights come on. good lord people. are you guys shrek lookin muthafuckers is that the reason?

what are you talking about, maxx? are you saying you wouldn’t sleep with Halle Berry?

[SWBeta]

lol gd has no standards when it comes to women…ya’all talk the talk but when it comes down to it. you are pickin the fatties that are left at the end of the bar when the lights come on. good lord people. are you guys shrek lookin muthafuckers is that the reason?

For real…

This place has the worst standards I’ve ever seen. Hit a gym, brush your teeth, get plastic surgery, sell your blow up dolls, move out of your parents home, stop being a basement dweller, expose yourself to sunlight, get better friends, learn a new hobby or five, educate yourself, stop masturbating all the time, become more worldly, wear stilts (Calf Busta) --do what you have to do to better your self, thus bettering your selection of women.

Also, eat shit if you press Down,Forward for Sub-Zero ice ball. Quarter Circle Forward that shit or get the fuck out of the thread.

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[TheBladeItself]

So what you’re really saying is… Sexperienced should feel yours to get more accurate data?

Reading comprehension.

Learn to love it.

shakes his head

(Not that head, gingerjaw - scrotums != peckers (yes double entendre)).

I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[goodm0urning]

Srsly. Down, return to neutral, Forward, Punch? How is that faster than QCF, Punch? Who does that?

[TheBladeItself]

Srsly. Down, return to neutral, Forward, Punch? How is that faster than QCF, Punch? Who does that?

Tekken players.

Ergo, SWBeta is exposed as PWBeta.

I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

[Rabbit2k7]

Srsly. Down, return to neutral, Forward, Punch? How is that faster than QCF, Punch? Who does that?

I believe I already covered this.

[Redbeard]

Srsly. Down, return to neutral, Forward, Punch? How is that faster than QCF, Punch? Who does that?

Pad players. I don’t use my stick for MK, it feels awkward.

[Carpet_Lint]

Skyhook man…Skyhook

Kareem had the Skyhook.

Hakeem had the Dream Shake…among others.

(FUCK YOU DAVID ROBINSON)

It was a joke about how Hakeem had so many awesome post moves, but you had to go and ruin it because you couldn’t tell the difference between Kareem and Hakeem.

Racist.

[SWBeta]

I believe I already covered this.

Was your answer shitmongers?

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