And that’s when your sister watches me break your midget ass in half over my knee. Stay mad, slapshit.
Walks in on grandma and friends
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oh yeah, that’s the other great thing about the fruit juices… constipation usually isn’t a problem if you drink a lot of that stuff… apple juice is a good one for me in that regard as well… after just 1 glass of that, I’ll be sitting on the “throne” very, very soon. I think the smoothies are even better for that… which reminds me, V8 smoothies are a nice cheap alternative to Bolthouse Farms brand… V8 drinks/smoothies are typically about 2 or 3 dollars and change for a large amount.
*slacking on the push-ups game— I only had 210 total yesterday (+ situps, lifts and walking/jogging). Today definitely has to yield a better count…
Uhhh…
WTF are you talking about, Stabby? Million’s not dying. Ever. :tup:
Yeah, Million will probably be getting national coverage when he gets taken down
Classy place y’all are at. Who brought the whore in?
You know, I woke up last night thinking “right now someone’s posting some horrible feet pics in the lounge.” Kinda like that disturbance in the force kinda thing. Rolled back over and went back to sleep. 
Word. My sister is a much older than me, single and I STILL have to stop myself from even trying to point out when dudes are just trying to get in her pants. It’s just pointless to even try that a dude randomly stopping by the house at least twice a week isn’t bored. He’s trying to get laid! :annoy:
That is awesome.
I approve, DRD. :tup:
Also, any time you ban someone in your forums, you ought to replace their avatar with it.
I get to drive to Houston again. Humidity here I come!
Honestly, the main thing about dying that scares me is that SRK would never know.
I would just stop posting one day.
On the flip side, I find it comforting in a dark way that the authorities probably would not find my body for weeks or even months after my death. Hell, it make take years if I find a way of containing my stench. Then it would pretty much be a matter of the tax man knocking on my door enough times and sending an inquiring into the city if the building was vacant, then getting a warrant to break the lock on the door. But that could take years.
Shut up kromo I’m not even reading this.
So tsundere.
You’d hurt my feelings if I still felt things.
Sorry man I just didn’t feel like dealing with your shit right now. I’ll read it later.
oh ill probably post here right before i kill myself so yeah errone will know
Make sure to go out like a gentleman bruv.
if anyone actually does this, hopefully they do it in the most civilized of ways. maybe some kind of poison drank or whatnot.
that or self chainsaw decapitation.
I have a bottle of Vicodin in case I decide to go out. I think I remember reading that what happens is your pancreas explodes but you’re so lit up it doesn’t phase you.
Sounds pretty dope to me.
I totally watched a Mexican chainsaw decapitation on bestgore a while back.
A part of my soul died that day.
that sounds hilariously great, but you’re going to puke if you eat that many V’s and painkiller puke is the worst puke that i’ve experienced. i also have puked for 48 hours straight (small gaps in between each puke decreasing gradually) and ended up hospitalized for lack of hydration. shit blew.
edit @ Cryoh: but now you are stronger, more resilient, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Why the fuck would you do that to yourself??
You mean a real life one?
If so:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN???