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SRK: What’s your preferred female ethnicity?

AKA what ethnicity of women do you think is the hottest.

God tier for me is Brown chicks and white chicks, followed by yellow. I tried to hit on these 2 Korean chicks on an elevator the other day, but they didn’t even speak english. How am I supposed to bag an asian chick if she doesn’t speaka ma ranguage? Fuck.

Yellow Fever or GTFO.

Saturday Night Fever close 2nd.

Disco hos. Or, Dischos. Aww yeah.

Easy: Money+be white. If not white: MONEY Last I checked there are only 3 universal languages on this planet:
-Sex
-Money
-Violence

i dont acknowledge ethnicity when it comes to women…just levels of hotness. i honestly dont give a fuck what race a girl is.

(Ah, fuck. I knew I should haven’t turned the TV as soon as I finally got home. The NC ban passed–how surprising–and Maurice Sendak died? Fuck you, May. [/applies to the month as well as Pokemon and Guilty Gear])

That said, I finally saw a trailer on TV for that upcoming Snow White movie after seeing a poster for it like a month ago and hearing about since last year. I had completely forgotten about it until just now. It looks pretty interesting and it’s very difficult for Charlize Theron to go wrong, at least/especially on a visual level.

Of course, considering Kristen Stewart is also in that movie and technically the main character as far as I know, it could also just be another Bad Thing.

I have procured it for myself. After all, 2 doses a day makes even the 114 dose container go rather quickly and us old folks have to watch their budget.

Since no one else asked, how exactly did you find out about this?

I wonder what type of movies you’ll end up quoting at her the most.

“She will be when I set her on fire.”

Nice. Done with new markers only? Or new markers plus other materials?

That’s why I said brown, and not black/indian/arabian, etc. etc. Round and brown keeps me sound. Any shade of brown and I’m in there.

([Insert something negative yet unfortunately realistic here.])

I actually kinda agree with maxx on this issue, though “race” isn’t the false label you were asking for.

Speaking of which, this reminds me that I’m still not sure what the hell “ethnicity” is supposed to mean. I never really have been sure in most instances and Wikipedia doesn’t exactly clear up the issue much…

That said, I’m pretty sure colors aren’t ethnic, (stupid) use of “Black” and “white” aside.

Chloroform and large plastic bags are readily available. You have no excuse for your miserable failure.

I’ve seen so many films at this point that I could go any direction and have a boundless supply of quotes stored up. My only requirement would be that they 1) be as irrelevant to what she’s asking me my opinion on as possible and 2) be not blatantly obvious that they’re from a movie. So I can’t go the obvious routes, like “But they’ll never take our freedom!” or “Life is like a box of chocolates.”

Already have a few prepared for this exercise:

  1. I smell cinnamon rolls!
  2. I like Mass better in Latin. It’s nicer when you don’t know what they’re saying.
  3. You owe me a Sausage McMuffin!
  4. You are a good person, and people say nice things about you.
  5. The rug, it really tied the room together.
  6. His name is Robert Paulsen.
  7. Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.
  8. Don’t throw me down, Clark!
  9. Wookie sounds
  10. Strawberry’s not here.
  11. I was just testing you, it’s 9. And that’s a magic number.

Contributions to my list are welcome.

White girls are second, Asian are a distant third I haven’t had much experience with them.

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Enjoy

The kind with the vagina.

And the boobs of the non man variety.

My dick isn’t racist.

Rabbit, I’m serious, man. PM me about a computer. I could use your advice.