Mix4h went hard on that thread. Definitely some tears shed for it. Oh well, guess there’s always /gif/ in 4chan…except you can’t view that at work.
Man yahoo news is so stupid.
My degree of difficulty for various tasks are judged on the following criteria: Is it more difficult than landing the plane in Top Gun, the NES game?
By that guideline, most people are stupid.
That was one of my first games for Nes as a kid. And my dad would smack me for sucking at it and moving the controller like it was a Wii remote. Fuck you Konami and fuck you dad!!!
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All I know is that I was 6 years old, nigga why is you hitting me over this bullshit game!!!
I want to take a shower but there’s a spider on the side of the tub.
I don’t know what to do.
Do I invite it to join me?
Not in the least bit sir.
How big is the spider?
I found that out at my old job (during down times). The comments are even worse that Youtube’s! Yes, that is actually possible.
Build a new bathroom or move.
I hate piercings. I can’t even talk to people that have them.
I dunno Applebloom.
Million you know prototype 2 is out tomorrow?
It’s one of those tiny crevice spiders. I invited it but it didn’t budge. So I’m like ok see if I ever invite you again.
I had a daddy longlegs that made its home near the floor between the toilet and sink. I said that’s cool as long as it doesn’t invade the actual bathtub space, like this recluse did recently.
It sucked because I didn’t see it on the ceiling until after I had stripped. I think it did that on purpose so it could see me nude and masturbate. WTF dude I don’t do free nudez. You gotta pay to see.
And pay it did, with its life.
Today is Fishjie’s birthday.
That is all.
EDIT:
Happy birthday/deathday to William Shakespeare!
pffft, fishjie swore off hookers, so meh 
ugh, i hate having to be awake this early. Thought I’d be all good and shit, and show up early…and everybody else was fucking late
Sheeeeit, that’s a new fine piece on the scene to keep an ever-lecherous eye on:** Amy Carrero**. This girl is most likely a crucial part of why that show Level Up is apparently a success for CN. I need to see much, much more of this gorgeous creature… she’s already looking like a strong Satellite… maybe even a future contender for Magnificent 5™ status, provided her fame continues to grow beyond that show.
…mmm…yeah, she’d definitely fit in perfectly on a CW show. She needs to finish up her time with this kids show nonsense and move on to be part of some prime time hotness somewhere…90210 or Vampire Diaries, Secret Circle…yeah… (and then from there, hopefully some R-rated movies where she doesn’t mind getting naked or at least as close to it as possible.)
*She is born in 1988 though, so it is perfectly fine and legal to have all kinds of raunchy thoughts about her.
So on Friday morning, while in the food court of the mall near my work, I was watching the news, when WHAM. Gay porn. I’ve talked with some friends of mine, and they had similar situations. My best friends gf works in a hospital, and it was playing in the entire hospital.
fucking hilarious. And it sucked too (no pun intended). Full penetration. Some dude just getting fucking railed. Apparently it’s happened before too
Lmao.
You sure it wasn’t just highlights of the Kings giving it to Vancouver?