SRK Lounge: I heard rumors that RockB was Scatman John

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I was just about to come post that :rofl:

I had to exit out of that shit. Saw some mad whiteknighting in the stream chat.

Yeah true, Bruce even leveled up his genius lately, he’s been super fucking smart over the last few arcs.

Ultimate Reed Richards shits on all of them

Ultimate Reed Richards let zombies into his universe like a scrub.

Alternate universes don’t count you know this, or else I’d say Ultimate Tony Stark who has a brain tumor that makes him super intelligent even when wasted 24/7.

I have stream chat blocked because it can take awhile to load when there are tons of viewers. It was tempting to turn it on though, just to see what those weasels were saying.

Ultimate Reed is dope after Hickman got a hold of him. He’s got this running theme with Reed that without Sue, Ben, and Johnny he’s just an asshole mad scientist.

Pfft. Ultimate universe. Why is the new Spidey so damn young?

How is the new ultimate universe anyways? After Ultimatum or w/e it was called I lost all interest in it.

Doom is not ahead of Richards.

He even admitted it himself, in X-Men vs The Fantastic Four, when Richards completed the procedure to save Kitty Pryde from the damage she received from the Marauders, during The Fall of The Mutants.

A procedure that had like, thousands of facets to it, compounded by mathematical computations, or some such.

And he did it from memory.

Doom was hella salty.

Fictional super-genius characters---- sheeeit, I’d love to see Dr. Robotnik vs. Dr. Wily…though Wily’s robot creations are much more self-reliant and aware, like so many little cartoony Terminator characters. Yeah…maybe that wouldn’t be such a good match-up after all… Robotnik/Eggman’s bots are typically just mindless drones that make half-ass attempts at hitting Sonic every now and then, despite him being 1000000x faster than them. Give Robotnik access to the chaos emerald powers though and it’s over for everyone…that’s assuming we aren’t talking about the pitiful goofball from the cartoons though. I always thought it was a shame that Robotnik was repeatedly portrayed in such a manner… I prefer super-genius villains to be actual, dangerous threats…not some fat-ass clown-character buffoon designed to make little kids laugh at them every 4 seconds. It was terrible how the Sonic cartoons repeatedly failed to live up to any reasonable expectations of quality, at least in my opinion.

…but at least the Sonic shows weren’t Viewtiful Joe-level disappointment… man, talk about a failure of a show… Jesus H. Christ… it’s like they had a mole somewhere on the team that produced that show, making sure to help drive it and the rest of the franchise right into the toilet. I’m still bitter about that shit, man… years from now it will still cross my mind on occasion.

pretty much. for reasons that GM posted as well, if you go into IM1 just looking for sci fi, you’ll get your money’s worth…Well, depending on where you buy your tickets. I’m cool with spidey too. You know how us Comics fanboys are. Never enough, never satisfied. :rofl:

I wanted to come back here with an argument to stick up for my boy (Ironic then, that I would never use him in the marvel games. :rofl: ), but DAMN!!! :wow: How long have I been out of the comics loop?

to me anyway

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WHAT DA FUCK!?!? THE NEW WARRIORS ARE DEAD?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? TONY STARK, DIRECTOR OF FUCKING SHIELD?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? http://marvel.com/universe3zx/index.php?title=File:NewWarriors.jpg&filetimestamp=20060408174219 WHO DREW THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? SCARLET WITCH WENT CRAZY?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? EVIL SKRULL QUEENS WITH NO ASS?!?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? GAMBIT IS DEATH?!?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? ROUGE WAS IN A COMA AND NOW IS HUNGERING TO ABSORB PEOPLE?!?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? WHITE PHOENIX?!?!?
WHAT DA FUCK!?!? WOLVERINE HAS A REAL NAME?!?!? :wtf: [/details]

…damn. I gots a lotta reading to do.

-Starhammer-

One might say that it’s what makes Spider-Man special and interesting.

It gets kind of trite to see a 30-ish year old Pete grappling with adolescent self-centered guilt.

All about perspective and time, things are forgotten a lot or retconned in comics, to where what we remember is not necessarily still active in the comic world. Doom is usually said to be above Richards, but due to his ambition/obsession and frankly, how narrow minded he is with his creations it’s not brought up much. Doom works in destroying or manipulating, whereas Reed’s shit is more about the betterment of humanity.

Like I said, Doom created a time machine and also a portal to Hell to communicate with Mephisto and his dead mother, Reed has no idea how to make one and in one comic arc even had to borrow Doom’s. Then again Reed does shit Doom doesn’t, I’d feel good about putting them even to each other really.

Right now I think the smartest person would be Reed’s daughter, prominently shown in the FF title. She brings Doom in for the think tank and outclasses both Reed and Doom, and is in a power struggle kind of situation between the two. Reed’s dad is scared as shit of her ability, and I think she is eight? Lol.

Why are Richard’s kids the most overpowered mother fuckers of all time?

I know Franklin has reality-warping powers but what does Valeria do?

Fuck if I know, he needs to raise them right or else they could literally destroy the universe.

Valeria is a super genius, outclassing her father before hitting double digit age numbers.

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Really calling out that sonic?

Boel hurry up and make the PC gaming thread

I’m not asking for a 30-ish Parker. I’m just not too happy with young as hell main characters. It’s offensive(imo). Give me a late high school Parker. Early college years Parker. But this Spidey is just too young for me. Maybe if I was a kid, it wouldn’t bother me so much but I just don’t like it. The guy is in middle school for crying out loud…

The Spidey in the new movie is young enough that it flies imo.

Is it just me or does the main character in Silent Hill: Downpour look like a sexy Ted Danson?

How is downpour?