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This is what you sound like.
This is you.
I’ve been posting here for 5 years. I’ve known Hotobu since 1999, back in the Gamesages.com days. I was kind of a dick back then.
…Back then.
I was browsing a game or two, the other day, stumbled upon a NeoGAF article, and I swear over half of O.G. GD now posts in that forum instead.
Which is ironic, considering that NeoGAF is pretty much the precursor to post08-SRK.
Bannable offense???
So tonight, I had a Korean woman ask me in a grocery store if I liked Justin Bieber.
She asked me this in Chinese, with my (Korean) wife standing right beside me.
This country is nonsensical in ways unparalleled.
Nice knowin’ ya odin.
You assert this as if it were they who invented Bieber.
I still can’t tell the difference between Chinese people and Koreans, you all look the same to me. And big eyed Japanese people too, it’s fucking impossible.
Was on a flight alone once from Hong Kong to Japan…Japanese stewardess spoke to the couple in the row in front of me in Chinese, spoke to the guys across from me in English, turned around and spoke Japanese to me. I can’t even blame her.
What did YOU speak back, CLint?
The language of love AKA fucky-fucky miru hiru curubu?
A handy guide:
If their heads are absolutely caked in makeup and hair products, they’re Korean. (Mostly the men.)
If they’re in the midst of making really, really weird porn, they’re Japanese.
If they’re lighting huge cigars with fistfuls of burning American dollars and laughing about it, they’re Chinese.
Only the .00000001 percent [of males] in China, you mean. 
it’s funny bcuz the main way to tell japanese girls in korea is that they generally wear way more make up.
Which is why I have always asserted that K-Girls>>>J-Girls.
The only Asians that can really compete with K-Girls, are Taiwanese.
Taiwanese girls edge them out, imo, due to the K-ray factor.
for every stereotypical korean-looking korean, there are 10 that look stereotypically japanese/chinese/filipino…i mean, don’t tell that them that to their face or anything. i’ve never been to japan, but i imagine it’s even moreso there.
You’ll never see the other guys, because they’re in a field/factory/prison/whatever.
it’s all the same thing tho, imo.
It is for posts like this one, that I*** REALLY*** wish SRK had a sliding scale for the “like” button.
This is a 10 out of 10 stars “like” for me.
I found myself wishing for a “like with comment” option the other day, for posts in which something really specific amuses me.
Yep, thanks to technology, most people work only 10 hours a week and with social networking, our interactions with each other are deeper and more meaningful than ever.
Not to mention you need FAR fewer people to commit genocide.
I, for one, am surprised no one has organized a flash mob just to kill everyone that attends.