I like when Matrix goes to escape the plane after his “dead tired” line. He goes to the back to find and be surprised by a barking dog in a cage. He looks shocked at the angered dog as he strafes around the cage. Meanwhile, the dog is barking at something off camera completely ignoring Matrix.
I just love that he jumps off that jet as its taking off, and lands in shin deep water, and just casually walks away.
I once jumped off a car’s hood as it drove 20km/h and almost broke half my bones.
I also like that his name is John Matrix, and he doesn’t sound/look like that is his legitimate name.
Commando has to be the only movie that has a villain wearing a chainmail vest.
You have to understand that Matrix, and to a lesser extent Bennett, have super powers in this movie. Matrix has super human senses, strength, and impenetrability. He likely was able to fly before his daughter turned him soft.
Anyone ever watched Black Adder? With Rowan Atkinson. Considering buying it but looking for a second opinion.
Wow, Lmao! Now, I’m going to make my sandwich with globs of best foods mayo, then enter the code to my weapons cache to play Arkham City.
There were indeed some funny kills in Commando, especially towards the end when he took on Bennet and his crew’s entire home base of operations.
Multiple universes— yeah, only the successful iterations of Earth with developing advanced lifeforms would be of interest to me. Well, Earth and any other worlds with life that evolved and lasted any significant amount of time. Also, with the multiple universes, I suppose there would be a larger one that contained it all? …or perhaps that is something else; a surrounding void that was only intended to be the container to everything else…but then again, even calling it a “container” implies that there is something else outside the boundaries of that thing…
…and this is one of the reasons I’d want to have something like the Power Cosmic, along with invincibility + immortality… so I could go out there and explore everything.
Meanwhile, my baby Giada is on Food Network right now… yes yes…she would get spear-tackled right there in that kitchen like a WCW Goldberg opponent in the 90s.
Giada scares me. She looks like a catchers mit with eyes.
It’s still all about Rachel Ray, son! Nice and thick, dsl’s, and she can throw down in la cocina? GAME OVER.
Has anyone made “This Ain’t The Food Network XXX Parody” yet?
Giada > Rache Ray.
Beyond no contest on that one.
So many random ass new terms that have popped up for fighting games recently. “Vortex”, “Chicken Guard” and “Fuzzy Guard” wtf?
And I STILL don’t know wtf: “Abare”, “Yomi” and “Oki” are…
I don’t know most of those, but at least Yomi and Oki are [S]weeaboo for[/S] meaning “Mindgames” and “wake-up game”.
Out of those, only vortex is really “new”. Even then I don’t think it’s new just that it became wildly popular after Arturo used it to describe Akuma’s bullshit. Then knuckleheads began using it everywhere.
oh yeah, Rachel Ray would get pounced with the quickness too. She seems like the cool “buddy” type… like she would actually be a cool friend on top of being a fantastic wild ride in the sack…something beyond “another hot piece of ass”, y’know?.. an amazing, winning combination, basically. She looks like fun. Also, I’d love to give her a spanking…that whole fantasy always comes to mind whenever I see her… tell her she’s been such a bad girl lately, and I have to administer some discipline…yeah…
I want to play Fable 3 to go ahead and finish it… but for some reason it doesn’t let me play it offline unless I start over, apparently… (*I’m currently playing offline to dodge my old pal The Most Annoying Man in the World™, of course…I just need at least a few days to myself on occasion. This is perhaps why I tend to avoid most people in life… the people that end up being “friends” are typically quite annoying to me at some point.)
…and there’s still a few things left to do in Fable 2, now that I think of it. I never bought the Knothole Island DLC…maybe I’ll check that out one day soon. It may be time for my Aizen-inspired character to come out of retirement to begrudgingly save the day once again…then I have other ideas for new characters. If Fable games had better character creation, it would’ve been one of my favorite RPGs of all time, at least until Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning comes out. KoA looks like the action-RPG I’ve daydreamed about for many, many years…someone out there finally made one of my dream games…it’s a good feeling.
*There’s this one dude that’s always posting small pictures on one of my regular forums for “material”… it would be great and funny if he actually got banned for posting such pitifully small pictures. We’re heading into 2012, man… HD pictures or get the hell out. Some of this shit this guy posts are almost like thumbnail images… stuff that wasn’t even adequate jerkin material back in the 1996-internet era…that’s just sad. Someone even called him out on this recently, and it was hilarious… unfortunately he didn’t respond, and just continued posting those dinky little 1996-era-Internet looking pictures. It’s to the point now where I already know it’s him whenever I see a small, terrible picture. Maybe he’s still using a computer from the early '90s or something, and “HD” to him is what, 800 x 600? Haha, bootleg ass computer… bootleg ass pictures…get outta here with that. What, you took those with a Polaroid and loaded them onto a floppy disk, right? Haha, ohhhhhh man…
IMO
Giada > Nigella > Rachel
Bert Kreischer is really good friends with Rachel and often talks about how she’s the coolest woman ever. He says she likes to party, skydive, go swimming with sharks, etc. He says she’s a no bullshit, down-to-earth chick who’s always the life of the party. All of that aside, I still think that Giada is a gumdrop-headed goddess and I would pay top dollar just to hug her.
I’m a creep tho, so…yeah.
Rachel Rays boobs don’t match the rest of her body.
They are TOOOO small.
Rachel Ray got fat there for a while.
She been purging hard enough to return to form lately?
Spent from my Ocho, using Fapatalk.
If you like Rachael Ray you support terrorism and therefor hate America.
I love Black Adder, but it’s not for everyone. If you like a lot of other British comedies, you’ll probably like it, though it’s nothing like Mr. Bean.
If you like any of the following shows I’d recommend it for you:
-Monty Python’s Flying Circus
-Red Dwarf
-The Young Ones
-Bottom