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Legendary times, this was.
You never realize how silly something is in a movie until you see it in gif form.
Now I can’t even watch Commando without laughing at this scene.
Mind you, Commando has a lot more scenes to laugh at. But it still remains an action movie staple to me, primarily due to nostalgia.
oh, that was a good movie, nothing spectacular though (Aliens, Ferris Beuller’s Day Off, Little Shop of Horrors, Manhunter, The Fly remake, Platoon, and Big Trouble in Little China all came out that year, let alone ‘era’) . Steve Martin still sucks. Name me some good Steve Martin skits from SNL, not including King Tut. Or good solo movies he did? Meh, the Jerk or whatever, wasn’t bad, but still. He sucks. Big huge sloppy cock. Enough cock that he is now a bluegrass jazz musician or some shit?
I own 4 different copies of Commando, and that movie is too full of awesome to even bother discussing. Non stop one liners, amazing kills, Arny massacres an entire island nation, Arny jumps off jet planes without even getting a bruise, Arny flips cars, Arny bangs Tommy Chongs daughter, and random other badasses show up in that movie.
also:
no no you got me all wrong
i was the one drunkenly propositioning a girl having a smoke outside my hotel at 4 am in the morning. she was not fat.
but because i had had these hurricanes, which have 151 in them, i did not succeed, but at least we had a good conversation. now i have to get rid of this massive hangover so i can do it all again tonight
what are some good places?
and what are the odds i’ll get mugged
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Commando is a hilarious movie from start to finish. It even begins with the scary fish. Tons of continuity errors, visible props, "You think I could smell them coming? “I did.”, etc. Great movie A+.
Back in University we put a picture of Bennett (this one http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/commando/commando6.jpg) under the plexiglass of the MvC2 machine.
I don’t know why, we just did.
Roxanne.
And among those you listed, the only movie I’d even put up near Three Amigos is Ferris Beuller.
Also, rating people based on their time on SNL is rarely the time they were at their greatest, so it’s not exactly the most relevant time to do so. It’s usually where they got their start, not their prime. Great example is Adam Sandler. Absolute shit 'til he stopped doing work that was like his SNL shit. Only then did he actually become tolerable.
If there has been a cycle of multiple universes, then odds are that the other “Earths” were too close to the sun, too far away, too exposed to asteroids and comets, etc. Life wouldn’t be able to exist, or, at least, would take an incomprehensibly different form from life as we know it.
So the constituent particles that would become Hitler in this universe would otherwise be frozen, charred, or crushed.
lol @ Arny chopping off people’s arms with gardening tools.
I eat Green Berets for breakfast
Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I LIED
Where did he go? I let him go
got damn, I am gonna add that to my New Years movie watching list.
So somewhere, there is a Cyber-Hitler that is immune to extreme temperatures and physical force?
Don’t forget… “Please don’t disturb my friend. He’s dead tired.”
Fuck no. If women need to learn that your time is valuable and you ain’t going to put up with stupid shit just for pussy. Things would go a lot smoother between men and women if both sides learned to say “Bitch, I ain’t got time to waste on your bullshit.” I say both sides because there are hella many guys just as bitchmade as the women are annoying.
Real talk: Pussy is great but I aint putting that shit on a pedestal like it is the one thing on my mind. Sometimes I just want some time to myself to read a damn book or sit down with a video game.
God…I think I’m gonna grab the Commando Blu-Ray now.
I don’t know if somewhere is exactly the right term.
I would suppose that if conditions here were optimally ripe for these kinds of life, and if conditions on other Earths or Earthlike objects might be ripe for other kinds of life, there’s no reason to assume that it would be lower life–microorganisms, for example. Perhaps there might be higher lifeforms that we can’t imagine, or can only imagine by dressing them in tights and giving them reasons to fight each other.
So yeah, maybe there could be an Earth where the constituent particles form a highly resilient, extremely powerful Hitler. But in addition to Superhitler, there will also be Supereisenhower and Superpatton to cross the sea and remind that superfuckstick why Superamerica is #1.
You should.
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? "
“That’s right, Matrix! You did!”
“I lied”
“LIBAHLAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-[abruptly cut off instead of fading into the distance]”
Then Matrix flips over the car he smashed and drives off in a model that’s no longer dented.
Drago’s seafood restaurant. Charbroiled oysters.
Dunno what the odds are. I want to assume low. Never been there but heard incredible things about the place and the oysters.
I like when Matrix fights off 10 cops in the mall, then proceeds to rip a telephone booth off its foundation.
The first time I watched Commando, I laughed during the entire movie.
assuming it was the homeowner’s chihuahua, fuck that guy…that said, 10 years for doing anything to an animal is pretty damn steep.
first time I watched it to see Alyssa Milano. And yes, I laughed the whole time. You seriously couldn’t do an action movie like that again, without it being laughed at, with Arny not starring.
Also, is Commando the official action movie of Canada or something?