SRK Lounge Holidays Edition

Flag looks dirty from her dumbass rolling on the floor in it.

Shaft, you’re always talking about calves but it seems like you’re more into 35+ age bracket.

ok it’s the 26th of Dec, time to start passing out these:

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RockB probably celebrates Kwanzaa since the knucklehead who created it beat the shit out of two women.

“Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes. She testified that a hot soldering iron was placed in Miss Davis’ mouth and placed against Miss Davis’ face and that one of her own big toes was tightened in a vise. Karenga, head of US, also put detergent and running hoses in their mouths, she said. They also were hit on the heads with toasters.”

Sounds like the Kwanzaa spirit to me! Nothing say’s black holidays like beating your significant other right fellas?!

She probably didn’t make him a traditional Kwanzaa fried chicken sandwich and get in the kitchen.

gotta let decades of moving around marinate them to perfection.

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case in point: that chick i was trying to impress when i shot Reagan’s bitchass.**

then(no pedo. seriously. i wouldn’t have looked twice at her back then if we were the same age)
now(dizamn!)

but, nah. mainly it’s just a coinkidink (kind of). my #1 is a year younger than me. there are some young chicks that got the shape, but i’m not saving their pics if i found out about them when they were JB for fear of getting partyvanned (Jojo, Britney’s ho-ass sister, etc.). if i found them when they were 18, i don’t care. Louisiana AoC is 17. fight me.

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fun fact. Hinckley shot Reagan on my birthday; one year before i was born.

funny you mention that, I just put the entire series on my zune. I feel sorry for this next generation of kids not having cartoons of this caliber.

Titties. Good call. :tup:

Speaking of firebrand and other things concerning UMVC3, I guess my age is finally starting to show. I can’t seem to wrap my head around the changes between 2 and 3. this isn’t like the KOF stuff, I know that this time, it’s me. what does this mean? am I doomed to simply sit and watch like some old man? Do I need a chauffeur to play my racing games for me? Am I forced to represent Dat’ Ryu from the sidelines with a big foam finger and matching sweats? Will the next time I get shot, is it going to be for my arthritis? Will I be forced to instruct the younger ones how to properly paint the fence?

Kid: Am I doing it right Starhammer?
Me? Shaking my head …Boy, you ain’t even close. You picked Makoto.

You young people better listen to me. Don’t get old. There ain’t much fun in it. Once you lose a match because you fell asleep during a magneto infinite while YOU were the one doing it, it’s downhill from there on.

-Starhammer-

that sweatsuit-coverall from the last page looked awesome. and you cats hating on sweatpants either don’t workout or got just have some god-awful sweatpants bcuz i used to catch almost as many broads checking me out when i was rocking sweats and a t-shirt while running around town as i did dressed in “normal” attire.

Meh. If you can pull it off, you can pull it off. More importantly, yoga pants. We really need to keep those (on females), so if it requires me going out in a jogging suit every now & then when I’m not actually jogging, then sure. I’ts something I can live with so long as the hot ass pants train keeps on a’comin.

Also, Charisma Carpenter would have to use that flag to clean off her feet after I got done with ‘em. Just sayin’. :tup:

This would be the “feats of strength” portion of the Kwanzaa celebration, which typically follows the airing of grievances.

My wife and I insist one of these years, we are going to have an aluminum pole instead of a Christmas tree.

Aluminum does have a good strength to weight ratio.

Stripper Poles are the best Christmas Trees

I wish Americans celebrated Boxing Day/Week

I’ll do it.

What is it?

worst christmas ever… i cant stand being around my family. all they want to do is argue.

Canadian retailers dump their product for low prices:

http://www.ebgames.ca/gs/landing/flyer/boxingweek2011/default.htm

Black Friday but not worth the stampeding.

I picked up a ton of kinect games, MW3, Dead Island, GoW3, and Virtual Tennis 4 for under 150. I might go back on my lunch and pickup Saints Row III and Forza 4 too

I like my christmas. got a Pocket Ref book (small black book chuck full of amazing information; looks like a bible but filled with worthwhile information), a scarf, Settlers of Cataan: settling America edition (settlers but with trains and you are going through the whole U.S., has a card called Native Support).

Scarf and Pocket Ref book win it. Now I can walk around with a scarf, my pocket ref book, pocket watch and butterfly knife and keep it hella classy at all times.

Edit: Lol at the review for Heroes and Heralds on SRK. Front page just gets more lolworthy every day.