NEC UMvC3 finals are hella hype right now. Random characters getting played well; shitty weskers getting blown up. Go back to your damn characters. My girlfriend and I bought a bunch of clear christmas balls and painted them. We have a really bad looking Ghost Rider one, at her request.
Invincible Pedo Files** +
My love for Victorious grows as I catch two of the newer episodes of the season and I now have to change my FMK rankings
Fuck
#1 Elisabeth Gillies
#2 Daniella Monet
#3 Final Justice
#4 Arianna Grande
Previously Final Justice had the top spot but watching Liz kinda flirt with the black dude got me a SERIOUS boner. And her face seems to have improved. Daniella’s gained somewhat of a rack and some booty along with toning her waist up so she looks much more curvy. Final Justice’s ass has grown a tad but the other two’s additions have made my dick yearn for them more.
Justice is still The One** though.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN ainging in his best Shania Twain voice:
You’re still the one I runnnnnnnn
To-ooo
The that I belonnnnnng
To-oo-oooo
You’re still the one I wannnnt
4 liiiiiiiiiiife.
lol disregard… one of my testicles was twisted, but the internet said it was possible to manually untwist it… I was more worried than Herman Cain is right now…
I was twisting that shit like it was a Konami Code… up up down down intense pain because I turned it the wrong way left right left right ab…
Well not exactly like that because those motions cancel out… but I was doing hella turning… was not fun… swollen testicle, was stiff as fuck… it was nice how the pain was instantly relieved when I turned in the correct direction…
Amen.
Thanks a lot. I can never cheat at Gradius again without thinking of twisting a testicle for 30 lives. Games are ruined now.
You and Million change your lists up too much. It kinda undermines them.
HOW DO THEY GET TWISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Seriously. Sleeping face-down on a rotating bed? Who are you, Austin Powers?
Hey…how’s that Herman Cain guy doing lately?
cheh,
I’m still watching DSP’s Saint’s Row 3 vids…they are still funny. His reactions to frustrating situations never let me down, man.
I finally played through the last mission earlier today…now I have a “spaceman” suit which has sparked quite a few character ideas…sheeeit, I already made Mr. Freeze with that and some red goggles with the blue skin. There is also a toilet skin you can put on…yes, you can play the game as a toilet bowl. Oh and there’s also a blow-up doll…you can be that too. The fine folks at Volition know what quality entertainment is all about. I’ve put a total 50 hours into this game now.
*Slight disappointment— the sword. The main character wields it with absolutely no style, and of course I don’t like that…he/she just wildly swings the sword around like they’ve never even had 5 minutes of training with it. Oh, and the dildo— wouldn’t it be great if there was an upgrade that let it shoot piss…or perhaps another upgrade level has it shooting diseased jizz…like you launch various STDs. Hahah, that’s bio-terrorism on a new level…money shots of death…
ohhhh yeah… Oprah… I need to make an Oprah Winfrey character…then perhaps Raul Julia…ooh, maybe “Barf” or whatever the nasty cook’s name was from You Can’t Do that On Television?
Co-op idea---- Bill & Ted…ooh, maybe the Blues Brothers…or the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys… but up next for me is definitely Leonard, Part 6 once I gather a few pictures of the legendary Bill Cosby for reference.
Wow, my brother got caught by the girl he is with.
I can’t be upset at the woman because women always pull this shit, and they always will, but I’m a little smug about him getting caught. His life isn’t fucked or anything, but this is damn sure not what he wanted.
Did she smell his dick?
Nope. She schemed her way into getting pregnant.
Money he gave her for an abortion when he found out? She used it to get an apartment.
Negative. My #1s and Professional rankings don’t change that much actually. Only when their changes enough to warrant a change do I change a list.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
My #1a has been the same for over 4 years.
Political discussions on SRK make me sad. I don’t even know what is wrong with these people. They should just listen to Thom Hartmann and Mike Malloy like I do.
Who’s your current favorite politician guys? Mine is Bernie Sanders.
Whens Mel Gibson going to run for Office? I’d vote for him.
So I just thought there was a broken light bulb stuck in the light bulb holder thing and tried to get it out.
Thing is, there was just no light bulb in there. I kinda fucked it up a little bit tried to get the non existent light bulb and some part of it fell off. But I didn’t break it enough to break it. So then I put a light bulb in there and fixed it.
God I am not handy.
Watching The Crow. This movie holds up pretty well in general, but I’m struck by what a great job Brandon Lee did. It was easy to talk about how great it was when the movie was new because he’d just died. So I’d written off a lot of the Brandon Lee love as people who were just supporting him because he was Bruce Lee’s kid and/or because he died young.
But watching The Crow again, the dude seemed really, really legit as both an actor and as an action star.
Could be worse. You could have been putting that light bulb in and have an anvil fall on you.
Way to go, Cain. Way to toss your family under the bus like that. “I just couldn’t bear to see what this was doing to them…” as if it wasn’t true or something. :shake:
What in God’s name are you blathering about? [/the Big Lebowski]