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watching She-Ra on QUBO right now.
just wanted to alert everyone of that fact.
sometimes i watch He-Man when its on that channel. if i catch it.

I just had one of my personal negro bubbles burst.

It happened when I linked this video

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Someone didn’t know where it was from. I asked two other people and they didn’t know where it was from either. I honestly thought everyone had seen this movie and knew. Guess it’s a black thing.

Watching that clockwork strider doom, hype as fuck for kof, had some of that happy birthday noel petron, slight buzzed. NEC… Too good.

No NEC stream?

Also…ran into a black girl who didn’t know who Jimi Hendrix was. SM DAMN H.

That clip is killin’ me. The way she looks around like “ooh lawd, I hope nobody see me…” as she “makes water” (good ol’ southern speak)…that one little aspect of the clip is comedy gold to me. On another note, the sound is 100% on point…women pissing is a much, much louder sound than that of men for some reason…it indeed sounds like someone using a garden hose.

Stern posed an interesting “Terrible Choices…” question on a recent episode of his show I was listening to earlier… would you rather awaken from a stroke (or perhaps a coma) gay or paralyzed on one side? The story was sparked by an apparent news story where a dude who was supposedly straight (yeah right) had a stroke, and was suddenly flaming gay afterwards. (I’m not inclined to believe that shit…he was probably a closet-case before. I don’t really believe a person can magically change their sexual preference…at least not genuinely.) Personally, I’d rather be paralyzed on 1 side…you could probably make enough progress with rehabilitation and muscle therapy and all that to eventually regain most of your previous functionality on that damaged side of the body.

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Came across a box of 1994 Street Fighter movie trading cards. It was cool.

Just watched the latest episode of Always Sunny. This show manages to find the hottest chicks for small parts. Too bad in this episode Dennis was getting a handjob from her. Who the hell likes getting a handjob? That shit is terrible. How are you going to ask a dame to do something you’ve already perfected with years of practice. Just use your mouth cause I can’t use mine.

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Currently rereading Alan Moore’s run on Marvelman. Like his Swamp Thing run, Marvelman is just as good as Watchmen, and in some ways better.

His Marvelman is fucking awesome. I picked it up thinking, god damn this dude looks fucking lame. What kind of costume is this shit? Then…well I’ll put it in spoilers because you’re reading it now.

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Then fucking pregnancy, kissing dudes (ON THE MOUTH) before you kill them, and everything about Kid Marvelman.

That comic is nuts. Everyone should read it.

It makes good on the promise of superhero deconstructionism by following the characters’ activities to their logical extreme. That alone makes it worth reading: seeing what happens when the superhero gets serious about fixing human civilization.

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And the entire premise of the run-an out-of-shape adult becomes the young and perfect superhero, in an inversion of the Captain Marvel premise–is so damn rich, it colors everything about the story.

Squadron Supreme is good in that way as well, though it certainly is a different take. Read it if you haven’t.

One of my favorite pages ever is from Squadron Supreme

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KANCHO!!!

Damn now I wanna read Gaijin Smash…Fuck…I’m damn near passing out as it is…And The Damned bitches about his Insomnia…Damn. I have a hard time just staying awake for anything, even shit that interests me.

The Damned has insomnia? Damn.

This shit is crazy. I’m about to go to sleep right now. Just got off work and if I wake up anytime before 3:00 I will SLAY something. I really need 7 hours. G’nite :tup:

Watchmen is fucking overrated. He renamed a bunch of shit in V for Vendetta and called it a new book.

Sheeeit, browsing this forum is like the old days of 56k at this point, until I turn javascript off…like imagine how it is to look at an average person’s mySpace page from a few years ago on a 56k connection, and that’s what SRK has morphed into now. On another note, I’ll bet the folks that invented MySpace are probably still bitter. Facebook swooped in with a cleaner, simplified (and more controlled) design and stole the spotlight thought it’s practically the same damn thing.

damn, that brief Adam Corolla rant on this “everyone’s a winner!”-raised generation (in the first post of the recent OWS thread, which I’m sure will be filled with delicious arguing and intolerant condescension for at least several pages) was perfectly on point, imo… the entitlement mentality is something about human nature that is incredibly pathetic and disgusting to me… it’s such a high-caliber shitty, douchebag character trait. That shit has infected everything, including the mentality of the average gamer as well… any kind of competitive situation in a game…people feel like they are entitled to prevail in every possible scenario that can happen…when they lose, the inclination is to blame the game itself and how certain things are “cheap” and should be “fixed”… once again I’ll use the average whiner from Gears 3 earlier when the game just came out… let’s say dude foolishly charges into a close-quarters area where someone could be hiding around a corner with the sawed-off shotgun…Mr. Sawed-Off laughs to himself as he realizes some fresh meat just showed up…and BAM blasts the other guy to pieces before he even knew someone else was in there. Instead of thinking “damnnnnn…dude got the drop on me” or “ahhhhh I probably should’ve paid more attention or thrown a grenade in there first…”, nah, his first impulse is to complain that this weapon should be patched or even completely removed from the game…as if to say “well, he got the drop on me and shot first before I knew what’s up… BUT I SHOULD STILL HAVE WON THAT!” Nah, you shouldn’t really win that situation. I’m fairly sure that in a real life shootout situation, Person A gets the drop on Person B…yeah, it’s a safe bet that Person B is going to die in the next 1 or 2 seconds.

…but that’s just a gaming example, and less serious than stuff going on in the real world, of course…that mentality affects so many other things in life, and the results are pitiful. It would be nice to see where our old friends Self-Reliance, Ambition, and Pride went. They appear to be missing at the moment.

You know, I was part of a group that was going to plan protests and stuff about the war on drugs here in El Paso. Went to 4 meetings before I said fuck it. Interesting tidbits:

  1. There was a chick that was somehow gonna help by writing a cause for a local magazine that nobody reads.
  2. There was an “artist” that was part of it because he wanted to do an installation. We couldn’t get him to draw a flyer because it wasn’t his thing, he was more about installations.
  3. It was suggested we build a website from scratch.
  4. They spent one minute arguing for 30 fucking minutes over what color our t-shirts, if any, should be.
  5. When I came up with a simple exercize in civil disobedience, one of the girls there was visibly freaked out by it and said we couldn’t do it because “they’ll take it down, we have to get permission first.”

That fucking university environment neutered me so damn hard.

Is everyone EC in GD (besides Rocky-B) at NEC today?

Sure not. If I could I would though. too busy organizing things to put together the most enourmous dropkick at the front page possible. They will not go unkicked.

All hail the gospel of RockB, no bitch left unkicked.

A lot of people have pride, just in the wrong things.

Stuff that neither takes effort or should have any real meaning in the grand scheme of things. Like being born a certain way, whether it be gay, straight, black, white, brown, pretty, tall, or whatever.

None of that shit is something to be PROUD of because you did nothing to achieve it.

You should watch that Christopher Titus Neverlution Special.

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They are very much alike, in the sense that they are both printed on paper and have lots of ink and stuff.