I’m sorry, but Akira was a hopelessly boring and lame anime. There’s nothing about it that makes me do anything except either go to sleep or wonder why I tried to watch that shit in the first place.
I think American Hollywood can actually make this movie worth a shit. Spruce it up with some explosions and some titties and some slow-mo shit and a few catchprases.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best Taylor Swift voice:
Soooooomeday
iiiiiiI’ll be
living in a big ole city
And all you’ll ever gonna be
is Mean
Soooooomeday
iiiiiiiI’ll be
big enough so you can’t hit me
And alllllllll you’ll… ever gonna be
is Mean
Why ya gotta be so mean?
did anyone here REALLY expect good out of a holloywood ver of Akira? I learned my lesson after The Last Airbender and I still will have buyers remorse over paying to see that. worst cinema decision I ever made. Just remember the boondocks:
We are Americans! We don’t quit just because we’re wrong, we just keep doing the wrong thing until it turns out right!
Kaneda’s a damn bartender? Just…No. Already done f’ed up. I bet Tetsuo works at a barber shop and the clowns are probably gonna end up as some big deal music group.
In all honesty, the only thing I wanted for Hollywood to do was to keep their grease-covered, SARS infested, dick-skinning hands off of Akira. I likes the movie. I still likes it. Once they grabbed it, all was lost. It’s like stepping on a land mine. Once you hear that click, your fate is sealed, and you know it is true without a doubt. About the only thing you can hope for is Pretty lights and sexy noises, but in the end the bad things will come and finally, death. Now another piece of my soul is doomed and even as I hear it shrivel, burn, and finally expire, I know that there is not only more darkness to come, but I know from where. Fuck you Hollywood. Fuck you dead.
It’s about a teenager who becomes a sentient universe. He later meets Bender, who had been aimlessly floating in space, and aids in returning him to his home but not before giving him sound advice.
I’ll give Akira a chance again some day… when I tried to watch it several years ago, I also fell asleep. The funny thing to me is that I don’t even remember how much of it I saw before I ended up in Dreamland… beginning, middle or towards the end… hell if I know.
It probably wasn’t as dull as the first Final Fantasy movie though… I had to watch that for a class at the time, and I kept drifting away to Dreamland constantly through the whole thing…the only good thing I remember about it was that the bitch was probably the sexiest 3d computer generated character I had seen at the time. At least Advent Children gave us some good fight scenes with even better 3d graphics.
…sheeeit, I’m still thinking about Zooey D’s legs from last night’s episode… I’d pay just to feel on them for a few minutes. It could even be while she has stockings on, I wouldn’t care that much. Why are the other characters in the show NOT trying to hit that? Was this already addressed at the very beginning of the series? I would’ve put forth some kind of effort on that one from day 1 if she was going to be a roommate, seriously… she’s too impossibly cute/sexy to at least take a shot at getting a little somethin’ going on. I want to be her nastyman, like Silk sang about in that song back in the '90s. Cuteness is indeed the ultimate type of physical appeal to me. “Raw Hotness” is naturally a good thing too (e.g. Anna Lynne McCord, Sunny “Hottest Pornstar Ever” Leone, Melinda Clarke, etc.) but cuteness is always a bonus that takes things to another level of greatness with me… it’s a slightly higher plateau of what I find to be “appealing”. I hope this show lasts so Zooey can continually appear on my tv screen on a weekly basis. Her sister Emily could get ravaged too, but I’d say Zooey is superior.
… ah yes, I need to get around to making Boogerman in Saint’s Row 3. Yeah…hell yeah.
SW: How do you like ultimate so far? I caught your YouTube vids with Dormammu…and I don’t wanna play you anymore lol
Speaking of ultimate, my STUPID ASS has got to stop using Iron Man and accept that he’s wack. I get opened up like pill bottles at T.I.'s house fuckin with the mamma jamma
And as for saints row 3, how about I got killed robbing a store that I owned? Bought the shit then wanted to see if it was ok to rob it and those task force guys fucked me DOWN…
If you truly believe that… you are a fool Swordsman. This will be pathetic laughable movie. The ignornant masses will only eat this up if:
-There’s some half naked chick guys want to bang.
-A bunch of explosions.
-A shitty plot that requires not an ounce of intelligence to follow.
None of which will actually make it good one bit. It’ll be just another shitty movie. Even worse than whatever level you hold the anime at. It’ll be bad and not so bad it’s good like Van Damme Street Fighter. Even throwing in your little celebrity crush won’t make paying for that movie justifiable for you.
So glad this semester is almost over. Who would have thought that a class about Mohandas k fucking Gandhi would have a total fucking bitch teacher. I’m not even sure if that’s ironic.
NEWSFLASH: It already was an awful, boring movie. Making it shitty would be an inprovement.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN singing in his best impression of the Dixie Chicks:
Well iiiiiiiI been, 'fraaaaaiiid of chaaaaaaaaaanginnnnnnnnnnng
cuz I built my life… around you
But time makes booooolder children get oooooolder
and iiiiiiiI’m getting olllllder…
too.